# Behave now, kids. And don't touch the stereo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422 "2001-07-06T00:52:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/21 "2001-07-06T10:15:52Z")
Everything in black cans with widget technology is **mine**. You kids can have the health food. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/22 "2001-07-06T10:27:44Z")
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…in-ter-est-ing - 'course, it could just be the way my mind works. Do have a lovely time, Coldie. I _suspect_ you might. Hmmmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/23 "2001-07-06T10:38:10Z")
Are you going to give a clue as to those suspicions, or is just random background twitching from under your tin foil hat? ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/24 "2001-07-06T10:45:32Z")
Nooooo. And that’s because either I’m way off the mark, it’s personal or I’m about to be dragged off to the funny farm any min… SOMEONE TURN THE 'PUTER OFF – I MAY BE GONE FOR SOME TIME…CAPTAIN SCOTT, IS THAT YOU ??? HENMAN ! HENMAN ! HENMAN !.. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/25 "2001-07-06T13:03:08Z")
**mrblackwell** , how in the hell did I miss that site before now? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/26 "2001-07-06T13:15:23Z")
Suddenly I feel very unmoderated. The Freedom! Ahhhahahahahahah. : notices Euty who is also in this thread : Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/27 "2001-07-06T13:29:07Z")
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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/28 "2001-07-06T13:42:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spiny Norman \* > \*\*Everything in black cans with widget technology is **mine**. You kids can have the health food. \*\* :eek: [sup]-SHRIEK!![/SUP] And _ **whatever** _ you do, for God’s sake, DON’T open the Tupperware container in the back. [sub]_sob_ I was just looking for some guacamole! I had no IDEA what the numbers 12.04.99 stood for. How was I supposed to know that was a DATE?!? Dam’ Euro-trash and their effed-up number formats… Oh, the horror…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/29 "2001-07-06T13:45:15Z")
[sup]is he gone yet?? Is he gone???[/sup] YEAH! Hey, everybody! I brought punch balloons and nitrous oxide! WOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!😃 **PAR-TY!!!** ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/30 "2001-07-06T13:59:19Z")
So who brought the beer? I’ll be in the back room with - oh, he’ll do. Come and get me when the pizza arrives. We didn’t order anything with anchovies, did we? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/31 "2001-07-06T14:16:20Z")
> [@](#): > > So who brought the beer? I’ll be in the back room with - oh, he’ll do. But **Ginger** , I was just setting up the nitrou… _ **whoa!!** _ I’ll be back, everyone! Leave some of everything for us! **Astroboy and Ginger disappear into the back room amidst many giggles** ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/32 "2001-07-06T14:18:22Z")
Hey! Did you know **Coldy** has a water bed? I’m feeling a little sea-sick… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/33 "2001-07-06T14:21:29Z")
Hey, guys. I just got off the phone with the liquor store. **Coldy** has a _charge account_… And they _deliver_! Someone get the door when they get here. I’ll be going through his phone book to see who else delivers that he has a charge account with. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/34 "2001-07-06T14:24:06Z")
Hey, did anyone check his computer to see if he maybe left his name and stuff cached so we cann post as him…actually, maybe we can… [post edited by Coldfire, 10:20 E.S.T.] Sweet, we’re in folks. _Who wants to edit stuff?!_ [sub]Oh, and be careful 'round those black cans, they don’t like being bitten.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/35 "2001-07-06T14:35:10Z")
Hey, guys, check THIS out! What do you think it does? \ **\** Uh oh. Coldie has insurance, right? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/36 "2001-07-06T14:37:02Z")
The place needs a little sprucing up. We can make a mobile out of all the ‘Rush’ CDs. Anything leftover, we can play ‘Skeet in the Street’. Hand me the fishing line please… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/37 "2001-07-06T14:46:05Z")
I went through Coldie’s dressers and all I found were \*\* women’s \*\* underwear… I’m going to fill up his tub to the very edge and dump in a whole bottle of bubble bath. Anyone care to join me? ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/38 "2001-07-06T15:45:56Z")
Hey y’all, there’s a pizza guy out here unconscious underneath a pile of about 500 pizzas…I think we ordered too much. Oh, well. :steps over pizza guy: So, who wants Goldschlager? I forgot shot glasses, but I bet Coldy’s got some around here somewhere…let’s see… Ah! Here we are! Let me just… :crash: Oops. You can glue Waterford back together, right? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/39 "2001-07-06T15:54:36Z")
**hardygrrl** , I’d be more than happy to join you in the bath. You go climb in, I’ll be up in a minute. I found some interesting objects in Coldie’s closet that might make a bath quite interesting… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/40 "2001-07-06T16:02:57Z")
Anyone else notice the striking similarity between the party at \*\*Coldies[/]b and the party **Uncle beer** had a while ago (aka: _Guy Stuff_)? It’s not just me, is it? Who’s got the motor home and the shaved cat? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422.md?page=3)