# Behave now, kids. And don't touch the stereo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422 "2001-07-06T00:52:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/41 "2001-07-06T16:56:43Z")
I don’t think the cat was shaved, but the all the hair was singed off. That and when Melin left, I think she took the magical moose shlong with her. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/42 "2001-07-06T18:11:03Z")
Um…guys? Is it normal for the microwave to be emitting off smoke? Oh well, it’s probably just steam. In the mean time, put strawberries in the toes of his clogs! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/43 "2001-07-06T18:12:43Z")
Oooh, **AstroBoy** bought nitrous oxide, and I found the helium tank. Here I go! * * * Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Any [sup]body [sup]else [sup]want [sup]to [sup]try [sup]some [sup]? Ohgawd this is great stuff. Wheeeeeeee! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/44 "2001-07-06T18:36:33Z")
Hmph. **Astroboy** isn’t used to caucasian women anymore… he was surprised at how I glow in the dark… Did the pizza boy stick around? I wanna send him out for some fake tanning lotion and a g-string. Wait a minute… Holy shit! **Coldy** ’s got both! Who wants to help me get this stuff on evenly? [sub]The lotion, not the g-string. Perv.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/45 "2001-07-06T18:39:06Z")
\*\* Jester \*\*… I’m in the tub now. The water’s the perfect temperature and there’s all these bubbles to play with… Don’t forget the toys 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/46 "2001-07-06T19:17:25Z")
_wanders into the kitchen, as the pizza is being devoured. Peeks into the fridge…_ Yeesh! Now this is a party!!! **Hey guys, he’s stocked whipped cream in here!** P.S.-Have fun in Scotland, **Coldy**. I’d sing some of _Brigadoon_ for ya, but I’d be kicked out. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/47 "2001-07-06T19:44:03Z")
But how did you guys miss this? Uh, guys??? _It slowly dawns on her that rayniday is in the wrong house…Quickly grabs some of the whipped cream and runs out to the RIGHT house…_ ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/48 "2001-07-06T20:09:11Z")
::cough, cough:: I sure didn’t expect the curtains to reach flash point that quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/49 "2001-07-06T20:57:03Z")
_grabs a crayon and starts decorating the walls_ ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/50 "2001-07-06T21:13:02Z")
Now how do you suppose he got **that** way up in the chandelier? :: **CRASH** ::: [sub] oops [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/51 "2001-07-07T01:06:09Z")
Hey look! If you take some of that leftover pizza and spread it on the walls you can make new wallpaper or murals. Well, sort of. OK, so it doesn’t really stick, but it’s fun trying. And mashing it into the carpet sorta works too. C’mon, I bet we can make Pizza Carpet everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/52 "2001-07-07T01:16:56Z")
Hey! Where’s the porn stash? I hear the European stuff is _waaaaaay_ better than what we’ve got at home! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/53 "2001-07-07T01:27:56Z")
**Juniper** found the lock codes for Pay-Per-View. 😃 But, damn. **Coldy** ’s way more perverted than I gave him credit for. Look at these tapes! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/54 "2001-07-07T01:34:35Z")
Ugh…tell me about it. Teletubbies, Britaney Spears, Barney, The Star Wars Holiday Special and hey-check it out-he has a poster of Bret Michaels in his closet! HA HA!!! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/55 "2001-07-07T01:40:01Z")
Ok, so now that I’m covered in this fake tanning crap, maybe I’ll roll around on the white floofy carpet in the den. I was going to do that in the bedroom, but I didn’t think it would leave a very interesting pattern on the rubber. Why on earth would anyone have _rubber_ on their bedroom floor? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/56 "2001-07-07T01:42:54Z")
Why make his bedroom rubber? Did you see the 40 gallon drum of Wesson Oil in the closet, **Ginger**? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/57 "2001-07-07T01:45:03Z")
Ohhh -sneaks in to join the party… snags the whipped cream from **rayniday** and sprays some into her mouth getting some on her lips… licks it away and wanders over to the stereo- Ohhh electronic pretty! -pops in her Great Big Sea cd Up and turns on the surround sound with the volume and bass high- Yay! -jumps around a bit then snags a slice of pizza and scarfs it down while searching the magazines- Hey! Looky here he’s got PlayGirl! -sits on the couch arm flipping though it- Hey stop bouncing so much! I can’t read the articles! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/58 "2001-07-07T01:52:48Z")
Is _that_ what you were in there for, **Arden**? I thought you just came in to watch. **Flutterby** , is that by any chance **Consequence Free**? How very apt. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/59 "2001-07-07T02:10:33Z")
That one is coming up next (_[Consequence Free](http://www.greatbigsea.com/themusic/cfree.html)_ is on _Turn_ not _Up_) right now it’s playing _[Goin’ Up](http://www.greatbigsea.com/themusic/goinup.html)_… which this place seems to be ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/60 "2001-07-07T02:14:22Z")
Hey, who wants to creature a WATER HOUSE? Let’s plug up all the drains and leave the water on! Whoopee!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422.md?page=4)