# Behave now, kids. And don't touch the stereo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422 "2001-07-06T00:52:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/121 "2001-07-08T03:20:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > Oh now that’s just great! Who let **Veb** in here? This is gonna be more damaging than the pictures. [sub]… chugs his Heineken…\*\* Hand me a Rickard’s please, **Ginger**. Thank you. **Veb**? Nah, it’s OK, now we can say that we haven’t been left alone. We had a Mod with us ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/122 "2001-07-08T03:23:33Z")
Yay! Now everything can be blamed on **Veb**. “ **Veb** ’s oldest and shoulda known better!” ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/123 "2001-07-08T03:26:22Z")
And don’t forget **Euty**! He’s the one that unlocked the liquor cabinet! ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/124 "2001-07-08T03:27:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Yay! Now everything can be blamed on **Veb**. > > “ **Veb** ’s oldest and shoulda known better!” \*\* Hmmm, Hey **Veb** , can we hold diving contests in **Coldy’s** bathtub ? Huh ? Huh ? Pretty please ? with sug… beer on it ? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/125 "2001-07-08T03:31:26Z")
Detop…you’ll want to clean it out first. Me and Whammo were in there. I need more beer and a dancing boy,in that order. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/126 "2001-07-08T03:42:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > **Detop…you’ll want to clean it out first.** Already did that. Do we have enough beer to fill the tub ? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/127 "2001-07-08T03:45:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rayniday \* > Anyway, who wants whipped cream plastered all over them? 😃 Hey I took the whipped cream already! -shakes it up and sprays it at her mouth but only a little spurt comes out before it makes a weird sound- and it seems it’s all gone… catch! -tosses it at rayniday- Whoa… look at the place… disappear for a day and it gets even worse… cool! -snags another slice of pizza and picks off the anchovies before eating it- Hey those Great Big Sea cd’s are mine! -snags them back- Mariah?! -shudders- -heads for the backyard… you hear a distant splash and then her voice calls back at the house- Hey he has a pool back here! Moderating must be a pretty good job! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/128 "2001-07-08T03:46:50Z")
You mean we’re not gonna fill it with jell-o? I gotta go hang out with **Crunchy Frog**. He’s offering tasty late-night snacks. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/129 "2001-07-08T03:50:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*You mean we’re not gonna fill it with jell-o? > > I gotta go hang out with **Crunchy Frog**. He’s offering tasty late-night snacks. \*\* No, no, the jell-o is for the jacuzzi !! Please, have some decorum. [sub]as **Ginger** is leaving the room[/sub] Ask him if I can have an order of frog legs, please. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/130 "2001-07-08T03:55:35Z")
Uh, I don’t think you want his port nuts. Well, maybe you do. I can’t keep everyone straight. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/131 "2001-07-08T04:07:54Z")
Hey **Ginger** , if yer up I’ll take a Molson . . . I can’t believe this. I’m gone a few days, a party breaks out, and nodoby gives me a call. What’s up with that? I could’ve brought some chicks from the Jersey shore! Tripler I went fishin’. I had a few nibbles. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/132 "2001-07-08T04:08:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Uh, I don’t think you want his port nuts. > > Well, maybe you do. I can’t keep everyone straight. \*\* OOOOH !!! that kind of snacks ! :o My bad, sorry. [sub] but I **still** have a bad case of the munchies ! What was in that bong ? [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/133 "2001-07-08T04:11:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\*Hey **Ginger** , if yer up I’ll take a Molson . . . > > I can’t believe this. I’m gone a few days, a party breaks out, and nodoby gives me a call. What’s up with that? I could’ve brought some chicks from the Jersey shore! > > Tripler > I went fishin’. I had a few nibbles. 😃 \*\* We want no outsider women! Bad, _bad_ **Tripler**! ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/134 "2001-07-08T04:19:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby \* > **picks off the anchovies** Hey, you’re not just gonna throw those away, are you? Gimme! (Jeez, another anchovy heretic…) Oh, and **detop** , I’ve got a honkin’ big bag of Cheetos here; will those do? (The crunchy kind, not the puffy kind…what do you take me for?) ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/135 "2001-07-08T04:23:43Z")
I’m telling my mom on all of you. Just you wait until Mister Coldfire gets back and he’ll … uh… ouch …umm ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/136 "2001-07-08T04:25:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > We want no outsider women! Bad, _bad_ **Tripler**! I just got here! Whaddya want?!? I can always bring good quality people to a party! Please, it’s not like I’m getting any play yet myself. I figured I’d bring some entertainment. . . Tripler I just need a beer for now though . . . ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/137 "2001-07-08T04:25:20Z")
I wonder how **Arden** will feel about me stuffing that barrel of Wesson oil with **Hamlet’s** body? ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/138 "2001-07-08T04:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > Oh, and **detop** , I’ve got a honkin’ big bag of Cheetos here; will those do? (The crunchy kind, not the puffy kind…what do you take me for?) Thank you (and I take you for a connaisseur of snacks). I STILL don’t know what was in that bong !!! > [@](#): > > I wonder how Arden will feel about me stuffing that barrel of Wesson oil with Hamlet’s body? I don’t think she’d mind. You **did** empty it first, no… [sub]runs to the closet to assess the damage[/sub] Oooh boy, I’m **not** cleaning up that mess. [sub]make **Hamlet** clean it, it’s his mess after all [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/139 "2001-07-08T04:59:16Z")
Why worry about cleaning it up? _Rubber_ room, remember? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422/140 "2001-07-08T05:06:31Z")
Mind? Why would I mind? It’s not my barrel! Now, excuse me, I gotta go feed Poofy. :rolleyes: ::Walks off with a bag of apples, muttering about perverted Dutch moderators on her way to the basement:: **Whammo!** Unhand that pig! Oh…wait. Since you’re there anyway, would ya mind taking care of the lube job? Oh, nevermind, I see you beat me to it. Now, for the love of all that’s holy, GO TAKE A SHOWER! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behave-now-kids-and-dont-touch-the-stereo/71422.md?page=8)