# Behold: The Infinite Onion Ring!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-infinite-onion-ring/363732>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-infinite-onion-ring/363732 "2006-07-09T14:26:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-infinite-onion-ring/363732/21 "2006-07-10T03:28:29Z")

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Eat it, and you’ll never be hungry again.

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**Author:** ![CoBa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@CoBa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoBa)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-infinite-onion-ring/363732/22 "2006-07-10T03:56:12Z")

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Eat it, and you’ll never crave onion rings. It will spoil onion rings for you forever. It must be the most perfect and awe inspiring onion ring ever. people will form churches of The Holy O-Ring to worship it and its consumer.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-infinite-onion-ring/363732/23 "2006-07-10T18:43:23Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> Don’t tell this to DiosaBellissima or Amazon Floozy Goddess. They’ll flip a nut and strangle the nearest person at the mention of the King appearing in their bedrooms without warning.
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> Although they DO like to call me “The Man” when I enter their bedrooms… 🙂

You need to get your hearing checked. “ **Kill** the man,” is what I’m actually saying, as I release the rabid badgers from their cage. 😃

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-infinite-onion-ring/363732/24 "2006-07-10T18:51:22Z")

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> [@TJdude825](#):
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> Now THAT I might bid on, if it showed up on eBay. I fully intend to spend several sleepless nights trying to figure out how you’d make one of these.

Just make an onion grow in the shape of a Klein bottle, then slice it.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-infinite-onion-ring/363732/25 "2006-07-10T21:12:24Z")

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Muuuuust eat the preeeeecious…

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-infinite-onion-ring/363732/26 "2006-07-10T21:15:39Z")

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😃

> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> You need to get your hearing checked. “ **Kill** the man,” is what I’m actually saying, as I release the rabid badgers from their cage. 😃

Beavers? What about relseasing beavers when I’m there?

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