# Behold, the power of cheese! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531 "2005-12-07T18:16:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/21 "2005-12-07T22:09:40Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Y’all go ahead and make cheese puns 'til you’re blue in the face. [Oka](http://www2.clicshop.com/Stores/filogad3/Images/Category/40340.jpg) then ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/22 "2005-12-07T22:10:46Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Y’all go ahead and make cheese puns 'til you’re blue in the face. we could turn this punning into a cottage industry! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/23 "2005-12-07T22:16:53Z")
What’re you, Swiss? That sounds downright un-American. Brie-have yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/24 "2005-12-07T22:18:22Z")
Y’all are makin light of this but I think she’s a _Muenster_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/25 "2005-12-07T22:30:30Z")
As punishment they should hack off one of her limbs, put it through a grinder, cook it up and serve it to her on a bun. Call it a limburger, if you will. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/26 "2005-12-07T22:30:45Z")
Jeeze Giraffe, by moving this thread to MPSIMS, you really shredded my OP. Havarti heart man, edam thread was supposed to be a rant. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/27 "2005-12-07T22:33:37Z")
Just so you all know, I smacked him one when I read that reply. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/28 "2005-12-07T22:37:00Z")
-x-x-x- Pinch a loaf of cheese I’ll be immortal in my mug shot photograph -x-x-x- ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/29 "2005-12-07T22:38:05Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > Just so you all know, I smacked him one when I read that reply. Good. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/30 "2005-12-07T22:40:47Z")
Where’s \*\*CoJack \*\* when you need him. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/31 "2005-12-07T22:46:29Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > -x-x-x- > > Pinch a loaf of cheese > I’ll be immortal in my > mug shot photograph > > -x-x-x- Putting a poem inside the cheese stealing thread is wrong. Haiku’d you? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/32 "2005-12-07T22:54:35Z")
Kinda sad that some traditions can be confused with something evil. ☹ Good thing no one thought that we were to something evil when the familia got together to make the annual Christmas tamales. They could have caught us with the hands on the dough! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/33 "2005-12-07T23:46:20Z")
Did the booking police officer seize the moment and when taking her mug shot instruct her to, “Say cheese.”? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/34 "2005-12-08T01:04:35Z")
Be honest, this is just viral marketing for white cheese, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/35 "2005-12-08T01:24:25Z")
Boy is this girl going to get smoked in court. I bet the prosecutor will grill her for hours. With such a staggering feta of stupidity, I have to wonder about the human race. At least this girl will probably spend years in jail, all provolone. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/36 "2005-12-08T01:44:40Z")
She curdn’t have gotten awhey with it. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/37 "2005-12-08T02:41:13Z")
It’s enough to make a chap come over all peckish. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/38 "2005-12-08T15:06:31Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > It’s enough to make a chap come over all peckish. okay - now I have John Cleese and Michael Palin running around in my brain! Thanks a heap! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/39 "2005-12-08T16:04:41Z")
According to the notmilk website, cheese is [addicting](http://www.notmilk.com/forum/942.html). ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/40 "2005-12-08T16:15:08Z")
[The Cheese Family](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/The+Cheese+Family/). Mmmm, [cheese](http://www.weebls-shop.co.uk/weebls_stuff_and_bob/images/thumb/00001623.jpg)! It’s made from mammary fluids! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531.md?page=3)