# Behold, the power of cheese! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531 "2005-12-07T18:16:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/41 "2005-12-08T17:36:17Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > According to the notmilk website, cheese is [addicting](http://www.notmilk.com/forum/942.html). That’s exactly the sort of thing I’d expect out of those [peckerinos](http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Pecorino). ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/42 "2005-12-08T20:21:15Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > This thread is no gouda. I’m moving it to MPSIMS Well, that was a really cheesy thing to do… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/43 "2005-12-12T15:36:19Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Well, that was a really cheesy thing to do… > > 😃 You know, jokes like that really cheese me off. I mean, here I am, reading the SDMB, minding my own brie-siness, and you start wine-ing about the mod moving a thread, like some [Stinking Bishop](http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Stinking%20Bishop). It’s enough to make a person rennet away as fast as he can. **Giraffe** wasn’t being a gorgonzola about it, so parmesan me if I’m a little annoyed. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/44 "2005-12-12T19:39:19Z")
Sheesh…not too sharp, that one. She’d have much better off just honing her kraft instead of letting some undercover cop string her along… ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/45 "2005-12-12T20:24:32Z")
It’s a good thing she tried this in Arkansas, not southern California. Rondele, they don’t put up with that kind of nonsense at all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/46 "2005-12-12T21:05:36Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > It’s a good thing she tried this in Arkansas, not southern California. Rondele, they don’t put up with that kind of nonsense at all! Memphis is in Tennessee , all the way over on the other side of the Big Muddy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/47 "2005-12-12T21:20:20Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Did the booking police officer seize the moment and when taking her mug shot instruct her to, “Say cheese.”? If he did, I’ll bet he was grinning like a Cheshire cat. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/48 "2005-12-12T21:35:25Z")
Bah, she’ll never be convicted. She’ll walk, mark my words. It’s obviously a queso mistaken identity. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/49 "2005-12-12T21:54:11Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > It’s obviously a queso mistaken identity. It’s nacho cheese! ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/50 "2005-12-13T00:38:50Z")
During her interrogation, Detective Jack Handy said that she mentioned an accomplice but, in her words, “You’ll never catch him, he flew off to Monterrey, Jack!” ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/51 "2005-12-13T00:43:38Z")
I say the coppers framed her. They should have just Leicester alone. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/52 "2005-12-13T15:03:51Z")
If she was really innocent, don’t you think the cops would have re-Leicester? :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/53 "2005-12-13T16:10:59Z")
What was the street value of that cheese? When I read this article, I thought, “No whey.” It curdled my blood. She must have thought she was the big cheese. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/54 "2005-12-13T16:19:46Z")
Interesting that allthough the story happened in Tennessee, they rennet on an Arkansas television station. Lord help me ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/55 "2005-12-13T16:37:55Z")
I have Goutu stop reading this thread! It’s a Crema gainst humanity! ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/56 "2005-12-13T16:50:05Z")
Queso fresco, there’s none grater! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/57 "2005-12-13T18:56:48Z")
I hate cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/58 "2005-12-15T14:52:51Z")
Perhaps, while in prison contemplating the evil of her ways, she just might find Cheesus. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/59 "2005-12-15T15:19:21Z")
the puns in this thread are beginning to _grate_. I mean, it’s getting real \*cheesy \* in here. And none of them have done anything to \*melt \* my heart towards the perp ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531/60 "2005-12-15T15:59:26Z")
> [@Nature's Call](#): > > Perhaps, while in prison contemplating the evil of her ways, she just might find Cheesus. Would that be the Cheeses of Nazareth? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/behold-the-power-of-cheese/334531.md?page=4)