# Being a guest on late night TV for the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 12, 2015, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617 "2015-01-12T11:01:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/121 "2015-01-14T21:21:31Z")

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Well, ok then, I’ll just talk to myself. 😛

Howdy from da cave! Another irkday survived. YAY! OYKW called me a little bit ago. He’s goin’ by the sto’ and it occured to him that today is fried chikin day at the Harvey’s sto’. He’s bringin’ me a fried chikin’ dindin. One gets three pieces of chikin, two sides, roll or cornbread, cake and a drink for six bucks. Sounds good to me! Thus here I sit awaitin’ vittles.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/122 "2015-01-14T21:26:48Z")

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_::listens as swampy has heated argument with himself over why no one wants to talk to him::_

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/123 "2015-01-14T21:37:48Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> _::listens as swampy has heated argument with himself over why no one wants to talk to him::_

Und vat does he zink of his Mutter?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/124 "2015-01-14T22:35:42Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> _::listens as swampy has heated argument with himself over why no one wants to talk to him::_

:: _argues with self_ ::

Oh no you didn’t!

Oh yes I did!

Oh no you didn’t!

Oh yes I did!

Oh no you didn’t!

Oh yes I did!

Oh no you didn’t!

Oh yes I did!

Oh no you didn’t!

Oh yes I did!

Oh no you didn’t!

Oh yes I did!

No you DIDN’T!

Oh yes I did!

No you DIDN’T!

Oh yes I did!

No you DIDN’T!

Oh yes I did!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/125 "2015-01-14T23:00:47Z")

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I sink you need help, Svampbear, nicht vahr?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/126 "2015-01-14T23:14:04Z")

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We let Salsa’s make supper tonight. Shrimp tacos - YUM!!!

Tomorrow, I think I’ll make a run to WalMart - woohoo! We need kitteh litter and kitteh kibbles, and \*\*FCD \*\*wants a couple more pairs of jeans. So I have that to look forward to. rah.

😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/127 "2015-01-14T23:27:42Z")

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I think I’ll just recline the night away now. _ **MWAH!** _

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/128 "2015-01-14T23:33:38Z")

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**Swapmy** , did you change voices during your argument; if so, I think you are possessed!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Tomorrow, I think I’ll make a run to WalMart - woohoo!

Lucky you, you don’t even need to change out of your jammies to do your errands. As an added bonus, you can update your Portrait Gallery picture with the new picture you’ll have on PoW. 😉  
I get to go to Dog (rear)LegVille next month, not exactly DogButtTown, but in that general area. Guess I need to practice talkin slow & funny-like so they understand me.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/129 "2015-01-14T23:43:42Z")

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Winner! Winner! Chikin Dinner! The sto’ boughten chikin dindin was good. Tummy is happy.

**Spidey** just remember “well, bless yore heart” is not always a good thing.

I’m feelin’ the need for another early bedtime. Mayhaps a melatonin is in order as well. Thus I shall go lie upon the bed and watch teevee until sleepy time.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/130 "2015-01-14T23:59:32Z")

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Dang! Bowling was postponed until next week because part of our group lives in a rural elevated area where the roads are still a bit slick. ☹

Instead, I did aqua aerobics and am getting ready to fix some supper.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/131 "2015-01-15T00:56:40Z")

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Work went OK. Nothing bad on the commute weather wise. Of course there was the guy that passed me on the right, then had to slam on brakes to avoid hitting the  
Acura that was only going 10mph over. And when i get home I fed the critters. Gordie tired to bury his food, pushed it towards Bella, then got freaked out and started speaking in tongues.:dubious:

> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Ps- of that gets a-boring for you, feel free to play with this a while.  
> [http://balldroppings.com/js/?1](http://balldroppings.com/js/?1)
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> ( … G’wan & drag your mouse. You won’t break it…)

😃

And good luck on the job.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/132 "2015-01-15T01:08:57Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Work went OK. Nothing bad on the commute weather wise. Of course there was the guy that passed me on the right, then had to slam on brakes to avoid hitting the Acura that was only going 10mph over.

Must be cosmic rays or something. The traffic stupid was AMAZING tonight.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/133 "2015-01-15T01:20:16Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Ps- of that gets a-boring for you, feel free to play with this a while.  
> [http://balldroppings.com/js/?1](http://balldroppings.com/js/?1)
> 
> ( … G’wan & drag your mouse. You won’t break it…)

In case anyone is wondering, it doesn’t work on tablets

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/134 "2015-01-15T02:08:04Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> In case anyone is wondering, it doesn’t work on tablets

It verks vine on zee PCs.  
Svampy might use it for zee therapy, but be might do the talking to himself again.  
Alas, one cannot tell.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/135 "2015-01-15T03:08:32Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Guess I need to practice talkin slow &\*\* funny-like \*\*so they understand me.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Und vat does he zink of his Mutter?

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> It verks vine on zee PCs.  
> Svampy might use it for zee therapy…

well, bless yore heart, **Swampy** 😉

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/136 "2015-01-15T03:35:04Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Oh great. Another toy to keep me awake at night.

And there is always

[http://www.toilette-humor.com/halloween/cat\_bowling.shtml](http://www.toilette-humor.com/halloween/cat_bowling.shtml)

I’m still trying for that 300 game. My best so far is (I believe) 262.

> [@anyrose](#):
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> _::listens as swampy has heated argument with himself over why no one wants to talk to him::_

Talking is fine. If he starts playing with himself in here, I’m taking a vacation. :eek:

> [@Spiderman](#):
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> **Swapmy** , did you change voices during your argument; if so, I think you are possessed!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Or possibly repossessed!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/137 "2015-01-15T10:45:35Z")

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Happy Thorsday!

I’m up too early but I finally got rid of the chills.

It’s a dark 29 degrees outside.

Today is laundry day and I have a lot to do.  
Can’t put it off any longer, I have to go for pre-op testing today or tomorrow and have to have something clean to wear. Shorts and a t-shirt are not an option.

SSDD

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/138 "2015-01-15T10:53:00Z")

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Wow - two nights in a row of uninterrupted sleep! Surely that’s a sign of end times!! Or exhaustion… either way.

My sweetie is on his way to work and I’m finishing an egg sammich breakfast. Sun is promised and I intend to take advantage of it with a load of t-shirts and socks on the line. Maybe some sheets, too. And once that is done, I’ll head south on 235 to the wilds of California and WalMart. I need to time it for lunch at Red Robin - I’ve got a free b-day burger coming my way. 😃

For you Netflixers who might be looking for something light and fun with a little bit of suspense, check out _Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries_. The series is made in Australia, set in the 1920s, and it doesn’t take itself seriously at all.

Onward into the day! Happy Thursday!!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/139 "2015-01-15T11:24:48Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 43 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 49 and rain for the day. Rah. I get to go to the near north forty this mornin’. This means I can leave from da cave cause it’s closer, so there’s that I reckon.

I am neither possessed or re-possessed. I am [repressed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ukak8P2vY) 😃

**Spidey** , well, just, bless yore heart. 😛

Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence. Le Sigh.

Happy Thursday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/140 "2015-01-15T11:52:10Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I sink you need help, Svampbear, nicht vahr?

A gen-yoo-wine case of the pot calling the kettle black…

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