# Being a guest on late night TV for the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 12, 2015, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617 "2015-01-12T11:01:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/141 "2015-01-15T13:26:53Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > A gen-yoo-wine case of the pot calling the kettle black… Und zumtimes a cigar ist only a cigar. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/142 "2015-01-15T14:28:13Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I am neither possessed or re-possessed. To be repossessed it means that someone wants you (back). 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/143 "2015-01-15T14:39:08Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > To be repossessed it means that someone wants you (back). 😛 Is that a clever way of asking top or bottom? 😃 (Quick - someone save the MMP before we degenerate it any further.) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/144 "2015-01-15T14:44:38Z")
Up and caffeinated. I’m working a weirdly short shift this afternoon. > [@swampbear](#): > > I am neither possessed or re-possessed. I am [repressed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ukak8P2vY) 😃 Bloody peasant! **Ruble** , we passed that point when someone let **Flytrap** in. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/145 "2015-01-15T14:45:36Z")
Save the MMP? OK, I’ll give it a shot. Ummmmmmmmmmmm… Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed. How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/146 "2015-01-15T14:50:31Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > How’s that? Why me, Lord? I’ve been good. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/147 "2015-01-15T14:58:10Z")
I am full of blurf this morning ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Grrlbrarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrlbrarian/32/4048_2.png) [@Grrlbrarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrlbrarian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/148 "2015-01-15T15:51:24Z")
Rosie, me too. Blurf city over here. DH was diagnosed with the Diabeetus on Tuesday (or as my great-grands used to call it, “the sugar disease.”) Poor man. He’s mournful and scared all at once. {{{BooFae}}} Sorry to hear about the rib and coughing. Where’s a good laudanum-laced cough syrup when a girl needs one!!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/149 "2015-01-15T16:08:09Z")
Attention Rosie: [Cat link.](https://www.thedodo.com/cats-basically-magic-930287101.html?utm_source=HuffPo) ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/150 "2015-01-15T16:14:51Z")
{{ **ZombieDH** }} {{Everyone else who needs one}} Seems the MMP is 50% blurf, 50% terrible jokes at the moment… Went round the garden centres hunting compost and a replacement hand fork. Thrilling day. I’m considering going to see the Hobbit film later. I don’t expect to enjoy it much, but I saw the other two, and I think it’ll bug me if I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/151 "2015-01-15T16:29:40Z")
> [@Nuts](#): > > Seems the MMP is 50% blurf, 50% terrible jokes at the moment… A typical MMP! 😃 **Spidey** , actually, somebody does want me back. At least that’s the word I get. A former SO who left for what he thought were greener pastures and soon found out other wise. Well, BOO and HOO is all I got to say about that. In other news, I do believe I have uncovered a participant who has been scammin’. Looks like he’s been irkin’ on the side whilst in trainin’ which is the biggest of all no-nos. If I get confirmation of this, which I shall, I shall sic the **DUN!DUN!DUN!** _FRAUD DIVISION_ **DUN!DUN!DUN!** upon him. Other than that, paperirk hell as usual at the orifice. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/152 "2015-01-15T16:40:44Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > Seems the MMP is 50% blurf, 50% terrible jokes at the moment… > > Went round the garden _centres_ And 1% people who spell funny! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/153 "2015-01-15T16:46:28Z")
> [@Grrlbrarian](#): > > DH was diagnosed with the Diabeetus on Tuesday (or as my great-grands used to call it, “the sugar disease.”) Poor man. He’s mournful and scared all at once. I’ve been dealing with it going on 25 years, and it’s not so bad. I’m available off-line for advice. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/154 "2015-01-15T16:55:31Z")
_Quincy_ is the new _Columbo_ Fell back asleep for a bit this am, irked my am shift, watching Quincy and then I can start laundry. I need some lunch, even though I haven’t had breakfast yet. and y’all think you have such exciting lives ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/155 "2015-01-15T17:02:56Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > To be repossessed it means that someone wants you (back). 😛 And to be repressed just means that your pants have double creases. 😃 **zombie** , I’ve been dealing with diabetes for the last 12 years too. Like **bobbio** , I’m available for messaging. Good call, **swampy**. I think you’re better off with OYKW; he feeds you well. 😃 I have a reall puzzler on my desk today that is keeping me pretty busy. This evening is dinner with my bestie. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/156 "2015-01-15T17:35:14Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > Seems the MMP is 50% blurf, 50% terrible jokes at the moment. > [@missred](#): > > And to be repressed just means that your pants have double creases. 😃 …& terrible jokes have just taken the lead. :rolleyes: There was a table setup at the train station this morning; there were two adult wimen & a dolt male selling Girl Sprout cookies (first sighting of the year); well the dolt male was sitting in a chair…_sleeping_! There were also two cops hanging out nearby; didn’t realize they needed not one, but two armed guards. I guess the prices have gone up again? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/157 "2015-01-15T17:37:31Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > …& terrible jokes have just taken the lead. :rolleyes: > There was a table setup at the train station this morning; there were two adult wimen & a dolt male selling Girl Sprout cookies (first sighting of the year); well the dolt male was sitting in a chair…_sleeping_! There were also two cops hanging out nearby; didn’t realize they needed not one, but two armed guards. I guess the prices have gone up again? :dubious: You left out the important part: thin mints or Tagalongs? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/158 "2015-01-15T17:49:57Z")
Brunch has been ingested(pan seared pork chops with a cheddar omelet with cumin and smoked paprika). Almost time for work. red, Thin Mints, of course. Horrible Scout joke:You have been warned.How does a Boy Scout become a man? Not too late to turn back!He has to eat a Brownie. You were warned.😃 **swampy** , it wasn’t the Drama Queen ,was it?😉 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/159 "2015-01-15T18:13:14Z")
Back from erranding. I figgered while I was at WalMart, I’d check their meat offerings. Even their used meat was more than I pay at Food Lion. So was their provolone - packaged 7oz instead of the expected 8oz. Screw 'em - I stopped at FL on the way home and got what I needed at reasonable prices. Plus I drove thru Arby’s and got a fish sammich, or perhaps I should say a tartar sauce sammich with some fish. Messy, messy! I made the right choice regarding laundry - it’s after 1 and the sun still hasn’t appeared. Much as I hate using the dryer, it was the correct choice today. ---
**Author:** ![Grrlbrarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrlbrarian/32/4048_2.png) [@Grrlbrarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrlbrarian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617/160 "2015-01-15T19:42:43Z")
**Nuts** , thanks for the hug for DH. I will pass it along! 😉 **Bobbio** , **missred** , appreciate the offers of advice. I will PM you shortly. Did y’all hear that if you order Girl Scout cookies online (even if you pick up from a local Girl Scout) you’ll be charged an extra $1.25 per box handling? On top of $4 / box already? Dang, son. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-guest-on-late-night-tv-for-the-mmp/709617.md?page=9)