# Being a man **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796 "2016-04-01T01:39:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dnseaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Dnseaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dnseaman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/1 "2016-04-01T01:39:49Z")
The only way I could satisfy four women is if they were cannibals. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/2 "2016-04-01T01:55:34Z")
Even then, they’d all have to prepare you in different picky ways. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/3 "2016-04-01T04:08:41Z")
Ewww, with a gammy leg? ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/4 "2016-04-01T04:23:17Z")
Or four tongues:p 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/5 "2016-04-01T15:28:09Z")
_I am a man but I can change if I want to I guess_ ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/6 "2016-04-01T15:33:20Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > _I am a man > but I can change > if I want to > I guess_ Keep your stick on the ice. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/7 "2016-04-01T15:39:52Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Keep your stick on the ice. Is that a euphemism? ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/8 "2016-04-01T15:47:16Z")
> [@Dnseaman](#): > > The only way I could satisfy four women is if they were cannibals. [sotto voce]Serial, not parallel. Check the specs.[/sotto voce] ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/9 "2016-04-01T15:50:36Z")
So she took one look at it and said: “Haha! Who do you think you’re going to satisfy with _that_ little thing?” I just grinned and said: “Me.” ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/10 "2016-04-01T16:48:50Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Is that a euphemism? Remember, I’m pulling for you. We’re all in this together. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/11 "2016-04-01T21:31:56Z")
Thanks, Mr. Green.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/12 "2016-04-02T01:37:06Z")
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/13 "2016-04-02T03:13:47Z")
“What do you look for in a woman?” “Consent.” ---
**Author:** ![Ken001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/14 "2016-04-02T10:57:30Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Ewww, with a gammy leg? You needn’t eat the leg, Burpo. There’s still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/15 "2016-04-02T14:02:22Z")
Kosher? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/16 "2016-04-02T20:19:06Z")
Taste the cock. You know where it’s been. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/17 "2016-04-02T23:40:30Z")
Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day; give a fish a man, and it’ll eat for a month. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/18 "2016-04-03T03:37:50Z")
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/19 "2016-04-06T12:01:18Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > “What do you look for in a woman?” > > “Consent.” — _Andrew Nice Clay_ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/20 "2016-04-07T20:17:52Z")
I tried smoking cannibals once, but I didn’t feel a thing. Maybe I should try them in brownies? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796.md?page=2)