# Being a man

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796 "2016-04-01T01:39:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/21 "2016-04-07T20:48:34Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> — _Andrew Nice Clay_

“Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop, your mother’s a whore, but I’ll love you and raise you as if you were my own.”

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/22 "2016-04-07T21:59:44Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> “Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop, your mother’s a whore, but I’ll love you and raise you as if you were my own.”

Guess we’d better start the parody Twitter account before someone beats us to it.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/23 "2016-04-08T01:27:42Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I tried smoking cannibals once, but I didn’t feel a thing. Maybe I should try them in brownies?

I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/24 "2016-04-08T02:50:46Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Guess we’d better start the parody Twitter account before someone beats us to it.

“Hickory dickory dock, some chick was sucking my c-ck. The clock struck two, and I realized I was being a selfish jerk so I orally pleasured her with much passion and love.”

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/25 "2016-04-08T21:35:43Z")

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> [@Dnseaman](#):
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> The only way I could satisfy four women is if they were cannibals.

Nah, at least one will be all…  
“Eating Dnseaman makes my butt look big!”

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-man/750796/26 "2016-04-08T22:22:23Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Guess we’d better start the parody Twitter account before someone beats us to it.

[Already been done](https://twitter.com/andrewniceclay), dagnabbit!

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