# Being a moron pays off **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 24, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649 "2018-12-24T21:10:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/101 "2018-12-26T00:44:57Z")
> [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](#): > > You guys are misinterpreting the OP. He couldn’t care less about Otto Warmbier, or his family, or North Korea, or the judicial system (which even he must know can’t enforce this judgment, and will get no help presently from the executive branch). > > What he cares about is his/her masturbatory fantasy that someday the US will _also_ torture and murder people who cross our borders “against the rules,” like refugee women and children. The problem is, under this administration, this pornographically grotesque fantasy is becoming all too real. > > Quit paying attention to this fish-brained, sadistic misfit, please. A valuable point, this. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/102 "2018-12-26T01:57:06Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > Thanks for wishing death on me. Says the guy wishing to sexually assault women any time he wants. > [@Choose your one super power](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-your-one-super-power/818050/40): > > Snap my fingers and have any lady immediately pleasure me orally. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21092367&postcount=40](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21092367&postcount=40) ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/103 "2018-12-26T01:59:09Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Says the guy wishing to sexually assault women any time he wants. > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21092367&postcount=40](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21092367&postcount=40) That isn’t me forcing myself on them. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/104 "2018-12-26T02:10:26Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > I’m not a troll you fucking cocksucker. Irony. A troll would be a higher species of filth than what you are purporting to be. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/105 "2018-12-26T02:11:55Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Irony. A troll would be a higher species of filth than what you are purporting to be. Then what am I? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/106 "2018-12-26T02:26:41Z")
A diseased assplug? > [@UCBearcats](#): > > That isn’t me forcing myself on them. And there’s no proof that [Otto Warmbier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Warmbier#North_Korea) broke any rules, other than the highly questionable claims of the North Korean government. So if you get to make fake accusations, then why can’t we? ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/107 "2018-12-26T02:29:02Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > A diseased assplug? > > And there’s no proof that [Otto Warmbier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Warmbier#North_Korea) broke any rules, other than the highly questionable claims of the North Korean government. > > So if you get to make fake accusations, then why can’t we? Cool, we can sling mud, you shit covered douche nozzle. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/108 "2018-12-26T04:44:12Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > Then what am I? A liar and a troll for at least the last year or so. When you do finally get banned for trolling, I’ll be one of those dancing in the streets. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/109 "2018-12-26T05:01:46Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > A liar and a troll for at least the last year or so. When you do finally get banned for trolling, I’ll be one of those dancing in the streets. How am I liar? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/110 "2018-12-26T05:47:44Z")
God you are just obnoxious. Why don’t you chill out? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/111 "2018-12-26T06:19:05Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > That isn’t me forcing myself on them. Oh, well, then that changes everything now, doesn’t it. So commendably un-oppressive of you. Was your second choice x-ray vision? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/112 "2018-12-26T06:24:18Z")
What a delightful juxtaposition between the OP, the title of the OP and the end result. It’s obvious that being a moron has paid off in pounds for the OP. Stop feeding his eating disorder for fuck’s sake. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/113 "2018-12-26T07:32:33Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > How am I liar? I proved that over a year ago. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/114 "2018-12-26T18:52:24Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > I’m not a troll you fucking cocksucker. > [@UCBearcats](#): > > Fuck you too, ass pirate. [Moderating] You’re doing a good enough job of establishing yourself as a terrible person without the homophobic slurs. Knock that stuff off. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/115 "2018-12-26T21:09:51Z")
Just ban this piece of shit already. Of all the things to bring up, this clown wants to sympathize with North Korea for killing this kid? I’ll grant the kid did something stupid. He broke the rules in a place with zero tolerance for rule breaking and fucking insane punishments for them that would even embarrass a Republican. Being tortured to death is not a just sentence for stealing a poster. If you can’t see this, you’re heartless. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/116 "2018-12-26T21:31:28Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Just ban this piece of shit already. Of all the things to bring up, this clown wants to sympathize with North Korea for killing this kid? I’ll grant the kid did something stupid. He broke the rules in a place with zero tolerance for rule breaking and fucking insane punishments for them that would even embarrass a Republican. Being tortured to death is not a just sentence for stealing a poster. If you can’t see this, you’re heartless. How do you know he did any such thing? North Korea said so? Come on. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/117 "2018-12-26T21:36:19Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Being tortured to death is not a just sentence for stealing a poster. [Assuming the theft even actually happened.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/josh-rogin/wp/2017/06/15/otto-warmbiers-north-korea-roommate-speaks-out/?utm_term=.005bbf8a25d4) ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/118 "2018-12-26T21:43:27Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > How do you know he did any such thing? North Korea said so? Come on. Honestly, I don’t. I can see where he might want to take it home to show people how pervasive the propaganda is. IF he took it, sure make him pay for replacement plus maybe a fine. But torture to death? That’s nuts. Maybe even nuttier than someone in the US whining about the grieving family possibly making money off of it. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/119 "2018-12-26T22:36:30Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Just ban this piece of shit already. Of all the things to bring up, this clown wants to sympathize with North Korea for killing this kid? I’ll grant the kid did something stupid. He broke the rules in a place with zero tolerance for rule breaking and fucking insane punishments for them that would even embarrass a Republican. Being tortured to death is not a just sentence for stealing a poster. If you can’t see this, you’re heartless. Didn’t sympathize with NK. Just said the kid was stupid and died for going someplace he shouldn’t have gone. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-moron-pays-off/826649/120 "2018-12-26T22:41:20Z")
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