# Being a woman **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2016, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902 "2016-04-02T11:56:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/1 "2016-04-02T11:56:12Z")
Get ready for 24/7 sex. The actual act might not happen but the man part of this world has his brain zeroed in on it Apparently, only one thing at a time can be thought of by this less than perfect human specimen and is always guided by his protruding conduit of “love”, what they think is the biggest in the world and God’s gift to women. The problem with thinking, in this case, men, is that the brain is located in that ugly protruding conduit of “love”, that only serves to please themselves:p:p:D Remember it started with you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/2 "2016-04-02T12:00:08Z")
Did you just cut up a dictionary, and took pages at random to compose this post? ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/3 "2016-04-02T12:01:51Z")
> [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > Did you just cut up a dictionary, and took pages at random to compose this post? yeah being a woman, that could only be how I composed my post. Just a woman…just a woman 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/4 "2016-04-02T12:20:51Z")
Aah, the ever popular word salad! I’d like an order of, “What the hell are you on about?”, with mine please! ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/5 "2016-04-02T12:50:05Z")
What the fuck are you smoking? ---
**Author:** ![JcWoman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jcwoman/32/2889_2.png) [@JcWoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JcWoman)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/6 "2016-04-02T13:29:53Z")
Having run into male specimens like the one described I think I understand what she’s talking about. But it would be nice if she clarified her post. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/7 "2016-04-02T13:30:28Z")
I like dinosaurs when they yellow with passion over mountains beside themselves before dawn on the left shelf. Never trust that there isn’t enough left when the other side lifts itself one more time rather than noting how much time coffee spent but it doesn’t matter woman or not woman. I think I get it. He wanted laid, she wanted dinner. They had a fight. She left. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/8 "2016-04-02T13:50:39Z")
There’s some history here. Not all of it fully rational. Search and ye shall be rewarded. For rather confused/ing values of “rewarded.” ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/9 "2016-04-02T14:45:51Z")
> [@WildBlueYonder](#): > > Get ready for 24/7 sex. The actual act might not happen but the man part of this world has his brain zeroed in on it > > Apparently, only one thing at a time can be thought of by this less than perfect human specimen and is always guided by his protruding conduit of “love”, what they think is the biggest in the world and God’s gift to women. > > The problem with thinking, in this case, men, is that the brain is located in that ugly protruding conduit of “love”, that only serves to please themselves:p:p:D > > Remember it started with you. You’re the target of a “Nice Guy?” You have my sincere condolences. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/10 "2016-04-02T17:09:16Z")
Okay, I think I might be able to help. “Get ready for 24/7 sex.” This is addressed to women in general. “The actual act” That would be sex. “might not happen” Sex might not be what’s going on right this second, but… “but the man part of this world has his brain zeroed in on it.” All the men are constantly thinking of it. “Apparently, only one thing at a time can be thought of” Again, all men can think of is sex and only sex. They cannot do this whilst thinking of anything else simultaneously. “by this less than perfect human specimen” Men. "and is always guided by his protruding conduit of “love” Penis. “what they think is the biggest in the world” How well-endowed they are over all others. “and God’s gift to women.” How it’s divinely special for women. “The problem with thinking,” The issue with believing the above. “in this case, men,” Addressing the fellows here again. Is that the brain is located in that ugly protruding conduit of “love”," Is that their brain is located in their penis. Ow. “that only serves to please themselves:p:p:D” And that their penis is only used to make their owners happy. ☹ “Remember it started with you.” Um, no idea. Little assist, please? That sound about right? ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/11 "2016-04-02T17:44:24Z")
It appears to be a response to [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=788949) I guess it struck a nerve? ---
**Author:** ![dizzee\_dee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@dizzee\_dee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dizzee_dee)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/12 "2016-04-02T18:06:19Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I like dinosaurs when they yellow with passion over mountains beside themselves before dawn on the left shelf. Never trust that there isn’t enough left when the other side lifts itself one more time rather than noting how much time coffee spent but it doesn’t matter woman or not woman. > > I think I get it. He wanted laid, she wanted dinner. They had a fight. She left. He should have bought her dinner. Everyone knows food is the currency to buy Sex with the un-wifeable. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/13 "2016-04-02T19:19:32Z")
I’m thinking maybe Microsoft let Tay out of the box again? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/14 "2016-04-02T19:34:11Z")
Women. _Am I right?_ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/15 "2016-04-02T19:47:24Z")
> [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#): > > It appears to be a response to [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=788949) > > I guess it struck a nerve? Which is funny, because that was a self-deprecating thread about being insufficiently “manly,” and this, this is a diatribe against men? …I think? …shit; I dunno WHAT this is. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/16 "2016-04-02T20:13:36Z")
> [@WildBlueYonder](#): > > > [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > > > Did you just cut up a dictionary, and took pages at random to compose this post? > > yeah being a woman, that could only be how I composed my post. Just a woman…just a woman 😃 Perhaps women should ask their husbands or older male relatives to check their writing for coherency before they post it for the whole world to see? ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/17 "2016-04-03T00:04:14Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Perhaps women should ask their husbands or older male relatives to check their writing for coherency before they post it for the whole world to see? Or get their unshod feet back in the cooking area while waiting for the labor pains to start. ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/18 "2016-04-06T11:12:04Z")
> [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#): > > It appears to be a response to [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=788949) Yup > [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#): > > I guess it struck a nerve? Not really, I’ve seen that all over the internet for years, I just thought turn about is free play…is that the phrase… thought us ladies would have a good time Cant we bash what those have bashed us? 😃 > [@JcWoman](#): > > Having run into male specimens like the one described I think I understand what she’s talking about. But it would be nice if she clarified her post. what part is confusing? 😕😕 > [@PoppaSan](#): > > Or get their unshod feet back in the cooking area while waiting for the labor pains to start. Thanks for the big laugh this morning, I needed it…best way to phrase that!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/19 "2016-04-06T11:13:15Z")
fixed ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902/20 "2016-04-06T11:25:20Z")
You should write songs for Duran Duran, dude. The OP has platinum written all over it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-a-woman/750902.md?page=2)