# Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 11, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751 "2018-07-11T21:02:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1322 "2019-02-27T16:55:28Z")

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A bit of Pink Floyd never goes amiss, guv’nor.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2019, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1323 "2019-02-27T23:25:20Z")

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_When I was a child  
I caught a fleeting glimpse  
Out of the corner of my eye  
I turned to look  
But it was gone  
I cannot put my finger on it now  
The child is grown  
The dream is gone_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1324 "2019-02-28T05:20:09Z")

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_The dreamer, the unwoken fool,  
In dreams, no pain will kiss the brow.  
The love of ages fills the head.  
The days that linger there in prey of emptiness,  
Of burned out dreams.  
The minutes calling through the years.  
The universal dreamer rises up above his earthly burden.  
Journeys to the dead of night  
High on a hill in Eldorado._

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1325 "2019-02-28T05:58:08Z")

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Ooh. Cool. Poetry reading. Do some more.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1326 "2019-02-28T14:35:54Z")

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_Ah, not this marble, dead and cold:  
Far from its base and shaft expanding—the round zones circling, comprehending,  
Thou, Washington, art all the world’s, the continents’ entire—not yours alone, America,  
Europe’s as well, in every part, castle of lord or laborer’s cot,  
Or frozen North, or sultry South—the African’s—the Arab’s in his tent,  
Old Asia’s there with venerable smile, seated amid her ruins;  
(Greets the antique the hero new? ‘tis but the same—the heir legitimate, continued ever,  
The indomitable heart and arm—proofs of the never-broken line,  
Courage, alertness, patience, faith, the same—e’en in defeat defeated not, the same)  
Wherever sails a ship, or house is built on land, or day or night,  
Through teeming cities’ streets, indoors or out, factories or farms,  
Now, or to come, or past—where patriot wills existed or exist,  
Wherever Freedom, pois’d by Toleration, sway’d by Law,  
Stands or is rising thy true monument._

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1327 "2019-02-28T15:40:20Z")

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_Just on the border of your waking mind  
There lies… Another time  
Where darkness & light are one  
And as you tread the halls of sanity  
You feel so glad to be  
Unable to go beyond  
I have a message  
From another time…_

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1328 "2019-02-28T17:08:46Z")

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_You ask of how things might have been  
And wonder if it was a sin  
And on the tablet, carved in stone  
Your crime of living stands alone_

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1329 "2019-02-28T17:36:30Z")

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\***TAKE THY BEAK FROM OUT MY HEART  
AND TAKE THY FORM FROM OFF MY DOOR!**

Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

Take thy beak from out my heart  
And take thy form from off my door!

Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

WHY YOU LITTLE… .

Uh, oh!

**COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE RAVEN!** \*

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1330 "2019-03-01T15:39:07Z")

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Raven-ous and  
Raven-haired  
go ahead, kiss her  
If you dare!

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1331 "2019-03-01T16:41:54Z")

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_Now, in Kilkenny it is reported  
On marble stone as black as ink  
With gold and silver I would support her  
But I’ll sing no more till I get a drink  
I’m drunk today and I’m rarely sober  
A handsome rover from town to town_

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1332 "2019-03-03T05:58:19Z")

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No! Me, me, me!

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1333 "2019-03-03T06:15:40Z")

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Now I have this most evil earworm. Do not read this.

[spoiler]The J.J. Cale song _[Clyde](https://youtu.be/QEOIiIaJoPg)_ being performed as a marching song (call and response)  
\*Clyde plays electric bass

**He plays it with finesse and grace** \*[/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1334 "2019-03-04T16:46:57Z")

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I had an earworm. I used it to fish for complements. Got a byte, had to throw it back. Must be at least a kilobyte to be a keeper. Even then, one doesn’t do much good. You gotta have a mess of 'em.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1335 "2019-03-04T17:25:31Z")

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I hate the term earworm, i call it ‘thought fillers’, much more pleasant sounding, right?  
Until you’re on the second day of said musical madness, then I call it ‘the VanGogh paradox’ 😉

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**Author:** ![Jamiedarke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@Jamiedarke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamiedarke)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1336 "2019-03-04T17:31:07Z")

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My sister wears a skirt and likes to flirt  
with Bert who walk around without a shirt,  
but I like dirt and don’t like to get hurt  
by girls.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1337 "2019-03-06T01:58:22Z")

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I keep seeing this ad where several guys are saying “_boys will be boys_”, and it seems wrong to me, because I remember hearing the exact opposite from a Mr. Davies.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1338 "2019-03-06T04:38:43Z")

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I’m here to kill this thread. So you guys don’t post anymore. Umkay? Thx.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1339 "2019-03-06T04:43:49Z")

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M’kay.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1340 "2019-03-06T04:58:10Z")

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Biffster you are a card!🙂

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-the-last-poster-of-a-thread-and-then-it-dies/817751/1341 "2019-03-06T13:25:24Z")

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Um, I just went through all 52 in my deck and didn’t see a **Biffster**.

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