# BELIEF SYSTEM SELECTOR...an exploration of world religions (TAKE THE TEST!!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 2, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804 "2000-08-02T05:12:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/21 "2000-08-02T07:22:43Z")

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My top 3:  
Hindu-100  
New Age-91  
Neo-Pagan-76

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/22 "2000-08-02T07:23:42Z")

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Well, this can’t be right, look at #3 on the Top 5 list! I oppose this!

Top 5

New Thought…click to learn more (score = 100)  
New Age…click to learn more (score = 95)  
Scientology…click to learn more (score = 93)  
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 87)  
Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 84)

Bottom 5

Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 19)  
Seventh Day Adventist…click to learn more (score = 15)  
Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 13)  
Jainism…click to learn more (score = 13)  
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 0)

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/23 "2000-08-02T07:26:39Z")

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Top 3: Latter-Day Saints, Eastern Orthodox, Roman Catholic

Bottom 3: Theraveda Buddhism, Humanist, Atheist/Agnostic

…Hey where y’all going?! I’m still great at parties and play a mean air guitar! I still listen to Blue Oyster Cult!! Awwww…c’mon guys…!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Dumb\_Ox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dumb\_Ox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumb_Ox)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/24 "2000-08-02T07:29:25Z")

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Top Three  
Theravada Buddhist…(score = 100)  
Mahayana Buddhist…(score = 100)  
Hindu…(score = 99)  
Bottom Three  
Roman Catholic…(score = 11)  
Islam…(score = 11)  
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…(score = 3)  
Well then, I guess that settles it. I’m off to join a Thai forest monastery. I hope they have high-speed internet access.

What I _really_ want to see is **Libertarian** ’s score on this thing.

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/25 "2000-08-02T07:50:04Z")

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Top 3:  
Mainline to Liberal Protestant (score = 100)  
Liberal Quaker (score = 93)  
Unitarian Universalist (score = 90)

Bottom 3:  
Hindu (score = 31)  
Jehovah’s Witness (score = 24)  
Jainism (score = 24)

Raised Lutheran (and had a grandfather who was a wrestler turned storekeeper turned Finnish Apostolic pastor).

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/26 "2000-08-02T08:00:41Z")

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Top three:

- Mainline to Conservative Protestant (score = 100)

- Latter Day (score = 99)

- Eastern Orthodox (score = 94)

Weird. I am not Protestant, or Mormon, and I don’t even know anyone who is Eastern Orthodox. It was an interesting test, but difficult. Some of the questions were hard to answer, because while I think certain things are important for _me_, I don’t necessarily think everyone else will reach the Truth the same way. If that makes any sense. (In other words, I don’t believe in a strict “It’s this ONE way only, MY way, or else you will sizzle in Hell forever!”)  
But, in a way, the test was close. I do have specific and strong beliefs, and this test tapped into that.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/27 "2000-08-02T08:10:01Z")

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Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 100)

New Age…click to learn more (score = 90)

Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 74)

Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 72)

New Thought…click to learn more (score = 65)

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Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 14)

Eastern Orthodox…click to learn more (score = 13)

Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 11)

Seventh Day Adventist…click to learn more (score = 9)

Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 9)

Islam…click to learn more (score = 9)

Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 5)

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/28 "2000-08-02T08:17:50Z")

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Top ten:

Neo-Pagan (score = 100)  
New Age (score = 98)  
Hindu (score = 83)  
Unitarian Universalist (score = 80)  
New Thought (score = 72)  
Mahayana Buddhist (score = 68)  
Liberal Quaker (score = 66)  
Scientology (score = 62)  
Theravada Buddhist (score = 61)  
Mainline to Liberal Protestant (score = 54)

I really dont think my beliefs are very Neo-Pagan (I actually don’t want to associate myself with it because i’m not at all interested in being a Neo-Pagan). New Age possibly, but to me it has a flaky connotation to it. I can agree with Hinduism, which is a religion i do find fascinating. Of the top ten, my first three choices that I really am actually interested in, and kind of jibe with my spiritual views are Hinduism, Mahayana and Theravada Buddhism (Mahayana is a bit more interesting to me though). I REALLY wonder why i ended up with Scientology in the top ten :).

Bottom Ten:

Bahá’í (score = 27)  
Orthodox Judaism (score = 26)  
Atheist/Agnostic (score = 21)  
Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 14)  
Eastern Orthodox (score = 13)  
Seventh Day Adventist (score = 9)  
Islam (score = 9)  
Roman Catholic (score = 9)  
Jehovah’s Witness (score = 5)  
Mainline to Conservative Protestant (score = 3)

I basically agree with the bottom ten. Funny thing is, I was raised Catholic. But, i dont really follow it much anymore. I think my mom might score low on Catholocism, even though she goes to church every Sunday and is quite active in the church.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/29 "2000-08-02T08:53:50Z")

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well, blessed be!

top 4=  
Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 100)  
New Age…click to learn more (score = 87)  
Hindu…click to learn more (score = 86)  
New Thought…click to learn more (score = 83)  
below 16 =

Theravada Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 15)  
Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 14)  
Eastern Orthodox…click to learn more (score = 14)  
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 14)  
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 14)  
Seventh Day Adventist…click to learn more (score = 14)

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/30 "2000-08-02T08:58:24Z")

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Top=Unitarian Universalist score =100  
Bottom= Christian Science score=0

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**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/31 "2000-08-02T08:59:59Z")

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TOP THREE  
Orthodox Quaker(score = 100)  
Eastern Orthodox(score = 92)  
Roman Catholic(score = 87)

BOTTOM THREE  
Mahayana Buddhist(score = 30)  
Humanist(score = 26)  
Atheist/Agnostic(score = 16)

Hmm, I made 3rd. And I make the worst Atheist as well.

And isn’t Orthodox Quaker the same as Amish? I know I’m a plain person, but not _that_ plain. :o

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**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/32 "2000-08-02T09:17:49Z")

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Top Three

Mainline to Liberal Protestant…click to learn more (score = 100)  
Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 99)  
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 94)  
Bottom 3

Islam…click to learn more (score = 35)  
Christian Science…click to learn more (score = 34)  
Jainism…click to learn more (score = 32)

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/33 "2000-08-02T09:30:28Z")

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Top Three

Humanist…click to learn more (score = 100)  
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 96)  
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 85)

Bottom Three

Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 0)  
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 0)  
Islam…click to learn more (score = 0)

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/34 "2000-08-02T09:49:33Z")

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Top Three:  
Unitarian Universalist… (score = 100)  
Humanist… (score = 95)  
Atheist/Agnostic… (score = 90)

Bottom Three:  
Roman Catholic… (score = 0)  
Jehovah’s Witness… (score = 0)  
Islam… (score = 0)

Funny, I was raised slightly Roman Catholic. Baptised, Communion, all that sort of thing. Didn’t really stick… I guess it doesn’t help if you really don’t believe in a supreme being 😉

I read the text on Unitarian Universalists, but their beliefs were so varied that I would never consider that a serious religion. More like a debate club, likely.

Atheist/Agnostic sounds about right: I do believe in some form of afterlife, but not in a supreme being.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/35 "2000-08-02T09:58:03Z")

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Top:  
Orthodox Quaker…click to learn more (score = 100)  
Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 97)  
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 93)  
Bottom:  
Mahayana Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 19)  
Theravada Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 19)  
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 0)  
Umm, those are not the choices I would have expected for me…

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/36 "2000-08-02T10:08:12Z")

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Top 5  
New Age…click to learn more (score = 100)  
Hindu…click to learn more (score = 94)  
Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 87)  
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 76)  
New Thought…click to learn more (score = 72)

Bottom 5  
Eastern Orthodox…click to learn more (score = 13)  
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 13)  
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 8)  
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 0)  
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 0)

Man, from the descriptions, this is really close. Also interesting, since I was raised Roman Catholic, now near bottom, and am a philisophical Taoist, which seems to fit in the New Age category.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/37 "2000-08-02T10:30:18Z")

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Top Three:  
New Thought…click to learn more (score = 100)  
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 98)  
New Age…click to learn more (score = 97)

Bottom Three:  
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 0)  
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 0)  
Islam…click to learn more (score = 0)

I tried to answer honestly. If I did, I learned something unexpected about myself.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/38 "2000-08-02T10:39:36Z")

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Top Three:  
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 100)  
Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 85)  
Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 81)

Bottom Three:  
Seventh Day Adventist…click to learn more (score = 9)  
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 5)  
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 0)

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**Author:** ![Peppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@Peppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peppy)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/39 "2000-08-02T11:55:00Z")

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I guess I wasn’t surprised.  
Humanist…click to learn more (score = 100)  
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 99)  
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 88)  
Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 71)  
Christian Science…click to learn more (score = 2)  
Islam…click to learn more (score = 0)  
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 0)  
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 0)

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/belief-system-selector-an-exploration-of-world-religions-take-the-test/27804/40 "2000-08-02T12:25:13Z")

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Wow, Satan, neat! I had been wondering how to classify myself.

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Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 100)

Mainline to Liberal Protestant…click to learn more (score = 94)

Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 93)

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Humanist…click to learn more (score = 0)

Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 0)

Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 0)

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