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Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean.
I kept hoping he’d die throughout the first movie, and was disappointed when he didn’t. Maybe he’s improved in the second and third ones, but I doubt it.
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I hate Miss Swann so much more. Not that I can’t understand that she doesn’t want to marry someone she has no feelings for, but –
A) It was very much expected in her era, especially of a governor’s daughter, to marry someone chosen for her. It sucks, but there you go. She would have grown up knowing that was the case; it could hardly have come as a surprise. Of course, being a romantic and wanting to marry someone you loved is not exactly a shocker, but that brings me to –
B) Will is the cleanest damn blacksmith I’ve ever seen. I know, Disney, minor quibble.
C) Norrington is made out to be this Big Ol’ Dickhead, but his big thing? Hunting pirates. Oooh, big meanie. You know what pirates do? They steal and burn his ships and the merchant vessels that bring Little Miss Overpriveleged her silk dresses and morning tea. They murder, rape, pillage. Apparently they also piss off dark evil gods. He’s a meanieface because he’s not happy with the guy who helped a notorious liar and thief escape from prison, steal the prize ship of his fleet, and run off to rescue a girl on the word of, I’ll say it again, a notorious liar and thief who’s probably working toward his own ends? Who is PROVEN to be working toward his own ends and really has minimal interest in getting Miss Swann home?
His dislike of Will is probably at least partially due to his infatuation with Elizabeth, but he has plenty of actual reason to let the boy rot. But he doesn’t, and that’s at least partially – again – due to his infatuation with Elizabeth. In fact, there’s a deleted scene that occurs straightaway after Elizabeth promises to marry him if he’ll just rescue the boy. Essentially, he takes her aside and says “Look. It’s my duty to bring him back, at least. I’m willing to let the matter slide. But I don’t want our marriage predicated on this favor. I don’t want you to marry me just to keep him alive.” To which she replies “Oh no, sweetie! You’re totally awesome. Wedding for the win.” Which makes him all happy and cheerful about the future.
AND AS IF THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH. Their meeting in the second movie –
where she sighs sadly at the sight of scraggly, drunken Norrington and says “What has the world done to you?” nearly made me jump out of my seat. It’s not the world, honey. It’s you. You took a decent, proud man and dragged him down to the level of that which he hates.
And that petulant little girl swoon was just the last nail in your coffin. Die, Miss Swann.
Yeah, if you can’t guess, I watch the movies to root for Commodore Norrington and laugh my butt off at Jack Sparrow.
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Meredith Grey. When they almost killed her during Sweeps I was like; “Yes, please do die.”
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Seconded. How self-involved can you get?