# Beloved Childhood Foods You Would Never Eat Today

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [July 16, 2021, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643 "2021-07-16T15:08:04Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/142 "2021-08-12T16:28:43Z")

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The three were Daisy\*s, Whistles, and Bugles.

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/143 "2021-08-13T14:37:59Z")

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> [@MikeF](#):
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> Pixies sticks. We could get them about a yard long and the diameter of a garden hose. O.K., maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration but not much.

Oh man, I remember those. Your description is hardly an exaggeration. I’m not sure if I could eat a whole one of those anymore, but I don’t think I’ve lost my taste for it. I bought a variety pack of snacks for the office, and the chips and popcorn went fast, leaving a bizarre assortment of candy including Lik-M-Aid. Basically a pixie stick in a bag with a tongue depressor-shaped sweet tart to dip in the powder. Not gonna lie, it was pretty good.

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/144 "2021-08-13T14:52:18Z")

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Keebler used to make Swedish Creme cookies, which I idolized. I wouldn’t lust after them now, but would still eat them.

It’s not a childhood food, but early in our marriage Mrs. J. would dispose of our excess yellow crookneck squash crop by making something called Gingered Vegetable Melange, the very thought of which turns me a sickly yellow-green.

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/145 "2021-08-13T15:45:15Z")

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You mean those Tastykake butterscotch krimpets? Surely you don’t mean it! Tastykakes are awesome at any age. I don’t buy them more than once a year at most since they are just junk food, but when I found out I could buy them on Amazon I was thrilled (for those unfamiliar with them, they are a regional delicacy only sold in grocery stores in mid-Atlantic coastal areas; until the Internet came along I had not had one in decades).

When I was a kid Tastykakes were my parents’ - and by extension my - most luxurious treat. My dad loved krimpets, my mother adored peanut butter tandycakes. I love both.

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/146 "2021-08-13T15:58:10Z")

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Ah, Pixie Stix and Lik -M- Aid! I got some Pixie Stix a while back. It was depressing because there were only four flavors, and none of them were lemon or lime!

Has anyone else noticed how lime has disappeared from nearly all the candies that used to have it? SweeTarts, Life Savers, Skittles, and the little suckers from the bank- the green ones (if any) are now green apple (or worse) watermelon. At least Mike & Ikes still have lime!

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/147 "2021-08-14T05:36:02Z")

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> [@MikeF](#):
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> Pixies sticks. We could get them about a yard long and the diameter of a garden hose. O.K., maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration but not much. And Sweet Tarts the size of a hockey puck. They would destroy the inside of your mouth.

I spent way too much allowance money on both of these.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/148 "2021-08-14T05:50:43Z")

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I would dearly love to destroy the inside of my mouth on one of those hockey puck sized SweetTarts!

They don’t make 'em that way any more. Something called a “chewy SweetTart” is all they got now.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/149 "2021-08-14T06:05:32Z")

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choking hazard?

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/150 "2021-08-14T09:05:35Z")

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try walmart … ours have sold tastykake products for years and yeah the PB omes dont last long

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/151 "2021-08-14T09:06:38Z")

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> [@california\_jobcase](#):
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> Has anyone else noticed how lime has disappeared from nearly all the candies that used to have it? SweeTarts, Life Savers, Skittles, and the little suckers from the bank- the green ones (if any) are now green apple (or worse) watermelon. At least Mike & Ikes still have lime!

I’ve been bitching about that on here for years lol

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/152 "2021-08-14T17:05:03Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> [Tasykakes] are a regional delicacy only sold in grocery stores in mid-Atlantic coastal areas

They made it down to the New Orleans area sometime in the last 15 years or so. But I’m not sure we have the full line – can’t recall seeing butterscotch krimpets. Will keep an eye out next I go for groceries, and report back.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/153 "2021-08-14T18:15:35Z")

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In Nebraska, near me, Tastykakes varieties are available through WalMarts and and our ubiquitous multi-state regional grocery chain Hy-Vee.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/154 "2021-08-14T18:27:46Z")

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So many Tastykake reports from places other than the mid-Atlantic! It just goes to show, you shouldn’t believe anything I say about the US mainland, given that I lived all but four years in other countries from 1986 to 2018, and then moved to Hawai’i.

I think I’m going to order some now.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/155 "2021-08-14T19:56:15Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> So many Tastykake reports from places other than the mid-Atlantic!

I think it was when Hostess went bankrupt and their products disappeared (temporarily) from store shelves that Tastykakes started appearing outside their original habitat.

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/156 "2021-08-14T21:33:07Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> > [@CairoCarol](#):
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> > So many Tastykake reports from places other than the mid-Atlantic!
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> I think it was when Hostess went bankrupt and their products disappeared (temporarily) from store shelves that Tastykakes started appearing outside their original habitat .

This sounds right to me. Hostess was a mainstay down here for a long time. Smart business for Tastykake’s to move in and fill the Hostess vacuum.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/157 "2021-08-16T18:31:51Z")

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Could be, I don’t see how I could have made them up. After posting, I got to thinking maybe they were called Trumpets. IIRC, Bugles and whatever were the same thing from the same maker, just different flavors or grains or something.

And speaking of Spaghetti Os, I remember my brother and I (age 8-9) being invited into a Winnebago-type vehicle while walking home from church. We we given two varieties of these spaghetti rings. I think one was a bit spicier. We gave our opinions (pretty good!) and I walked on home. My brother was never seen again. 😉 It is the only focus group I’ve ever been a part of.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beloved-childhood-foods-you-would-never-eat-today/946643/158 "2021-08-16T20:12:40Z")

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> [@MikeF](#):
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> And speaking of Spaghetti Os, I remember my brother and I (age 8-9) being invited into a Winnebago-type vehicle while walking home from church. We we given two varieties of these spaghetti rings. I think one was a bit spicier. We gave our opinions (pretty good!) and I walked on home. My brother was never seen again. :

Sounds like a Roald Dahl story… 😲

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