# Ben and Cherry's

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 6, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847 "2012-09-06T13:53:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/1 "2012-09-06T13:53:25Z")

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> Ben & Jerry’s sues over X-rated ‘Ben & Cherry’s’
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> NEW YORK (AP) — Ben & Jerry’s sued the maker of “Ben & Cherry’s” X-rated DVDs Wednesday, saying the “hardcore pornographic” films have smeared the ice cream maker’s reputation.
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> The trademark lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Manhattan said the sale of hardcore and exploitive pornographic DVDs and related goods is tarnishing Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Inc.'s name by creating an association with pornography. It said the claims arise from the distribution and sale of a series of DVDs containing “exploitative, hardcore pornographic films” featuring titles and themes based on “well-known and iconic” Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors as well as packaging that contains key company features such as a grazing cow, green grass and large white puffy clouds.
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> The lawsuit by the Vermont-based company said the films would likely cause “confusion, mistake or deception” regarding the company’s trademarks. It identified some of the X-rated names similar to its own as “Boston Cream Thigh,” ''New York Fat & Chunky" and “Peanut Butter D-Cup.” Ben & Jerry’s has ice cream flavors titled: “Boston Cream Pie,” ''New York Super Fudge Chunk" and “Peanut Butter Cup.”

I post this not ony because it’s an interesting and odd news piece, but also because I’m certain that Dopers can come up with MUCh more interesting “flavors” of _Ben and Cherry’s_ movies.

I’d love to see their flavor graveyard.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/2 "2012-09-06T14:05:36Z")

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Hubby’s Chubby?

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**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/3 "2012-09-06T14:17:56Z")

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Spunky Monkey

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@Mister\_Owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Owl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/4 "2012-09-06T14:35:28Z")

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Cherry Garcia doesn’t even need to be retitled.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/5 "2012-09-06T16:09:06Z")

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mouthful of nuts

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/6 "2012-09-06T18:19:33Z")

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> [@Mister\_Owl](#):
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> Cherry Garcia doesn’t even need to be retitled.

Same with Karamel Sutra.

ETA - [Here’s their list](http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/our-flavors/#).

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**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/7 "2012-09-06T18:30:00Z")

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> [@Mister\_Owl](#):
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> Cherry Garcia doesn’t even need to be retitled.

Neither does Boston Creampie. Or Dublin Mudslide.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/8 "2012-09-06T18:44:03Z")

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Nor Cheesecake Brownie (how many fetishes is that, again?).

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-and-cherrys/633847/9 "2012-09-06T18:58:34Z")

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Cinnamon Buns would also work as is.

AmeriCone Dream becomes AmeriBone Dream.  
Everything But The… becomes Everything Butt.  
Half Baked becomes Half Naked.  
Mint Chocolate Cookie becomes Mint Chocolate Nookie.  
Peach Cobbler becomes Peach Gobbler.  
Pistachio Pistachio becomes Fellatio Fellatio.  
Triple Caramel Chunk becomes Triple Caramel Hunk.  
What a Cluster becomes What a Cluster Fuck.
