# Ben & Jerry's is going to kill me.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [April 5, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801 "2007-04-05T01:07:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/1 "2007-04-05T01:07:06Z")

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I just discovered their new [Creme Brulee](http://benandjerrys.com/our_products/flavorWorld.cfm?c=whatsnew) flavor.

I couldn’t stop eating it, even though it was sort of overwhelming. I did eventually manage to put it back in the freezer, but not until I’d had 1/4 or 1/3 of the dang pint!

It’s really tasty. I’ve never eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one go in my life, but I wouldn’t be surprised if I manged.

I’m just going to die if I do give in to this new addiction too much. Check out the nutritional info on that thing!

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### Author: ![jacquilynne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jacquilynne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacquilynne)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/2 "2007-04-05T01:50:40Z")

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You’re telling me that Ben & Jerry’s isn’t single serving size?

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### Author: ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/3 "2007-04-05T01:54:37Z")

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Not to my poor little self. I feel defective!

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### Author: ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/4 "2007-04-05T03:25:50Z")

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Amateur!

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### Author: ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/5 "2007-04-05T03:28:11Z")

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Jeez, I’ve eaten a half gallon in one sitting, and it wasn’t even Ben & Jerry’s. If they started using larger containers, they’d still be single serving size.

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### Author: ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/6 "2007-04-05T03:40:37Z")

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It’s really hard to fight the urge to run to the store to get some of that…

That looks DELICIOUS!

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### Author: ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/7 "2007-04-05T04:43:32Z")

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I feel the need to point out that ice cream did kill Burt Baskin and neary did in Ben Cohen, so don’t go overboard.

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### Author: ![Running\_In\_Place](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e56c9b/32.png) [@Running\_In\_Place](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Running_In_Place)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/8 "2007-04-05T05:19:11Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
I feel the need to point out that ice cream did kill Burt Baskin and neary did in Ben Cohen, so don’t go overboard.  
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Yeah, but they were and are in the ice cream business. I like to think that most people don’t sit around eating ice cream all day…but then again, who knows.

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### Author: ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/9 "2007-04-05T05:23:50Z")

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Try _The Gobfather_, yum.

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### Author: ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/10 "2007-04-05T05:44:02Z")

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Haagen Dasz also has a really awesome Creme Brulee flavor - maybe it’s the next big ice cream thing?

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### Author: ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/11 "2007-04-05T06:47:33Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
I feel the need to point out that ice cream did kill Burt Baskin and neary did in Ben Cohen, so don’t go overboard.  
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Wha?

-FrL-

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### Author: ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/12 "2007-04-05T07:07:41Z")

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Oh Jesus, Ben & Jerry’s is a dieter’s nightmare. One pint of Chubby Hubby is something like 1600 calories.

Had a moment of weakness during a diet once and I consumed a pint in one sitting. By the next day, I had gained two pounds. :mad:

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### Author: ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/13 "2007-04-05T07:19:00Z")

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How can people eat that much of anything at one sitting? I like ice cream but there’s no way on the planet I could eat an entire pint at once. I couldn’t even eat half that - it’s just too much too muchness.

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### Author: ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/14 "2007-04-05T10:52:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster]  
I like ice cream but there’s no way on the planet I could eat an entire pint at once. I couldn’t even eat half that …  
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How … admirable … of you.

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### Author: ![jacquilynne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jacquilynne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacquilynne)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/15 "2007-04-05T12:13:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo]  
Oh Jesus, Ben & Jerry’s is a dieter’s nightmare. One pint of Chubby Hubby is something like 1600 calories.

Had a moment of weakness during a diet once and I consumed a pint in one sitting. By the next day, I had gained two pounds. :mad:  
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You must have had some other moments of weakness, too, then, as a pound requires 3500 calories of over consumption.

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/16 "2007-04-05T12:17:58Z")

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I ate a pint of that once. In 20 minutes. The local grocery sold out quick and hasn’t gotten any more in.

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### Author: ![AHoosierMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@AHoosierMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHoosierMama)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/17 "2007-04-05T14:11:04Z")

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Back in the day I used to keep a spoon in the glove box so I could eat a pint of Ben & Jerry’s EVERY DAY on the way home from swim practice. Granted I had just completed several pool miles so I was probably breaking about even calorie-wise.

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### Author: ![AHoosierMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@AHoosierMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHoosierMama)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/18 "2007-04-05T14:22:59Z")

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### Author: ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/19 "2007-04-05T15:01:08Z")

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Wow. I’m impressed.

I’ll be getting home really late tonight, so that B&J pint in there is probably safe. But I’m home all day Friday…

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### Author: ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ben-jerrys-is-going-to-kill-me/398801/20 "2007-04-05T15:07:42Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
How … admirable … of you.  
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Oh cut it out. It’s an actual question - how does someone eat that much without feeling sick? If I tried it, I’d feel ill (probably be ill) and that would put me off ice cream forever. I can only eat so much of one thing at a time before I can’t stand the idea of eating one more bite of it. Is this unusual?

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