# Bend over... kiss your ass goodbye... say it with me **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619 "2003-02-12T19:00:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/21 "2003-02-13T00:56:31Z")
Kiss my and ass AND lick my balls. ---
**Author:** ![Haywood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Haywood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haywood)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/22 "2003-02-13T01:14:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Avarie537 \* > \*\*[hijack] > > Why in god’s name do all ridiculous/hickish/idiotic things HAVE to come from the midwest??? As far as I’m concerned, I’d rather have a guy from Bean Blossom on my Jeopardy “team” (if that would ever happen) than some inbred yahoo from the Appalachians!!! > > {/hijack} \*\* Would that be North Bean Blossom or South Bean Blossom? ---
**Author:** ![tarfu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tarfu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarfu)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/23 "2003-02-13T20:07:38Z")
OK, so let me make sure I understand the list of 3 things to do: 1. Kiss my ass. 2. Lick my balls. 3. Hi, Opal! ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/24 "2003-02-13T20:42:42Z")
If I don’t have more selections I’ll definitely be doing something else. Goodbye all. \ ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/25 "2003-02-13T22:55:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Avarie537 \* > \*\*[hijack] > > Why in god’s name do all ridiculous/hickish/idiotic things HAVE to come from the midwest??? As far as I’m concerned, I’d rather have a guy from Bean Blossom on my Jeopardy “team” (if that would ever happen) than some inbred yahoo from the Appalachians!!! > > {/hijack} \*\* Well, it is stupid generalizations like that which do not help your cause. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/26 "2003-02-14T18:35:12Z")
That’s my point!!! People make unfounded generalizations about the population of a state/city/region of the country - and it’s almost always the midwest!!! (Hey, at least we don’t have blue people.) ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/27 "2003-02-14T18:41:17Z")
And here’s my cite: [http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/blkysc82.html](http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/blkysc82.html) ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/28 "2003-02-14T20:29:29Z")
I hate to pick on new people, but damn dude. If you want to argue your point, do it rationally. Don’t say “I hate generalizations about the midwest!”, and then follow it up with a snide remark about the appalachian region. It makes you look like a bigger moron than the person who made the original statement. [sub]Damn mid-westerners…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/29 "2003-02-15T04:21:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*Kiss my and ass AND lick my balls. \*\* Kiss your _own_ “and ass.” Gotcha ya! ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/30 "2003-02-15T22:54:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > I think it was clever one time, in the mid-50s, in a small town in Indiana. Since then it is stupid, cliché, and it gets on my nerves–which is a grievous sin. Hey! Those of us who live in small towns in Indiana represent that remark!!! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/31 "2003-02-16T08:18:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > \*\*Kiss your _own_ “and ass.” > > Gotcha ya! \*\* Fucko off and licko my ballso. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/32 "2003-02-16T08:24:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Avarie537 \* > \*\*That’s my point!!! People make unfounded generalizations about the population of a state/city/region of the country - and it’s almost always the midwest!!! > > (Hey, at least we don’t have blue people.) \*\* Uh huh, cos’ the South (and particularly Appalachia) gets absolutely no bad press at all. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619/33 "2003-02-16T17:29:56Z")
Perhaps it’s just me, but the thought of bussing my own bum does **not** cause my heart to go pit a pat with anticipation, and the same can be said for extending my tongue in a tickling manner towards my own scrotum. You may call me old fashioned and paternalistic, yet I reserve my kissing and tongue-based activities in the nether regions for consenting parties of the species identified as biologically female. Otherwise, that’s a wild side on which I do not desire a walk, no offense to Lou Reed. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bend-over-kiss-your-ass-goodbye-say-it-with-me/154619.md?page=1)