# Beneath the Valley of Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 6, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413 "2003-08-06T20:18:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/1 "2003-08-06T20:18:01Z")

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In IMHO:

Your favorite bedtime snack?  
Is it really time to crack open each other’s skulls & feast on the goo within?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/2 "2003-08-06T21:32:30Z")

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From the Pit:

**Fucking Kids these days!  
It’s ALL homosexual touching**

I know, I know, it’s sick and wrong to find that funny. It’s _hilarious_.

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/3 "2003-08-06T21:39:36Z")

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Dumb stuff the nuns taught you

Ladies, have you ever had a period that just WOULD NOT END? (TMI, TMI, TMI)

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/4 "2003-08-06T21:42:10Z")

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Ow. Just got my wisdom teeth out yesterday.

cool photo

_“Wow. So are you going to put these teeth under your pillow tonight?”_

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/5 "2003-08-06T21:44:25Z")

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Man with insanely huge penis makes sure everyone knows it

Caucasian females, what’s your first impression…

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/6 "2003-08-06T21:45:56Z")

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Breaking up with long term girlfriend- The best way

Would You Sign A Prenuptial Agreement?

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/7 "2003-08-06T21:47:42Z")

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What to do in San Diego…

Laugh at my horrible art

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/8 "2003-08-06T21:50:48Z")

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He/she Just Stepped Out

I’m feeling very anti-social

_“I guess that’s why you stepped out when I wanted to see you.”_

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/9 "2003-08-06T22:54:34Z")

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Cutting Friends Loose - What’s the Best Way?

Vasectomy

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/10 "2003-08-06T23:06:53Z")

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My grandmother was abducted by aliens

cool photo

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/11 "2003-08-06T23:25:03Z")

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in IMHO

Not-So-Great Childhood Games  
Vasectomy - Problems? Concerns?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/12 "2003-08-06T23:38:42Z")

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IMHO

Breaking up with long term girlfriend- The best way?  
Ninjitsu - Any Ninja here?

Stupidest things said in all seriousness   
Ladies, what’s the best minimizer bra?

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/13 "2003-08-07T00:14:05Z")

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Pit:

I hate fast food  
Cats!!!

Illiterate people who can read  
“What’s up?”

IMHO:

What would you do if you found out your teenage child was smoking?  
Last Call For Alcohol

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/14 "2003-08-07T00:30:06Z")

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In MPSIMS:

The Celebrity Death Pool 2003

cool photo

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/15 "2003-08-07T02:01:51Z")

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From MPSIMS (Really disgusting):

It slid down her pants leg and plopped to the ground, oozing blood (TMI)

Ladies, have you ever had a period that just WOULD NOT END? (TMI, TMI, TMI)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/16 "2003-08-07T06:36:05Z")

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MPSIMS:  
What Do You Think of My Cruelty-Free Meat Idea?  
Pomeranians, anyone?

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/17 "2003-08-07T07:36:28Z")

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Pit:  
Half a Million stolen from Powerball Winner (HA!)  
What is december still doing here?

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**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/18 "2003-08-07T09:47:03Z")

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MPSIMS:

I now own a goat  
So long!  
:eek:

Random observations from a cross country drive…  
It’s no fun being an Episcopalian

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/19 "2003-08-07T11:48:48Z")

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Is it really time to crack open each other’s skulls & feast on the goo within?

How can I shut off my brain and get some \*&%%#&#$ sleep?

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/20 "2003-08-07T13:38:03Z")

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MPSIMS

-Dumb stuff the nuns taught you  
-It’s no fun being an Episcopalian

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