# Beneath the Valley of Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 6, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413 "2003-08-06T20:18:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/21 "2003-08-07T14:00:10Z")

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From IMHO:

\*\*Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger can happen

Is it really time to crack open each other’s skulls & feast on the goo within? \*\*  
Surely this one wins some sort of award, no?

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/22 "2003-08-07T14:18:04Z")

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MPSIMS -  
Dumb stuff the nuns taught you

A Question About Breastfeeding And Distractions.

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/23 "2003-08-07T14:36:52Z")

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IMHO

What type of pillow do you use?  
Dog Encounters of the First Kind

and

Should I start the seeds now or wait?  
Vasectomy - Problems? Concerns?  
What should you do before emissions testing?

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/24 "2003-08-08T16:46:21Z")

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Cafe Society

You’re so Vain!  
Who’s “so vain”?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/25 "2003-08-08T21:53:02Z")

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IMHO

\*\*What small stuff have you sweated?

Female"ejaculation"\*\*

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/26 "2003-08-09T00:09:21Z")

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BBQ Pit:

Stupid damn tampon!  
In the pit with you! Bloody colleagues.

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**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/27 "2003-08-09T00:23:24Z")

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MPSIMS:  
stupid opening lines  
I just got a puppy!

A Question About Breastfeeding And Distractions.  
I’m not going to try it because I already know I won’t like it!

Randomness  
I Just Found 300 Easter Eggs!

GQ:  
Famous Colorblinds  
So…That makes Di…part black?

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**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/28 "2003-08-09T03:38:28Z")

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MPSIMS

Singin’ in the Shower  
Song Title Game

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**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/29 "2003-08-09T04:09:33Z")

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Stupid Opening Lines  
Braken Floofernoofer, My Favorite Cassarole

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**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/30 "2003-08-09T17:10:57Z")

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MPSIMS… good ideas seem to catch on quickly.

I’m Rich! My Puppy Poops Money!  
I just got a puppy!

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**Author:** ![lesa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/31 "2003-08-10T04:52:15Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Is sex all we are thinking of today?  
I’m engulfed in porn (tapes).  
I’m not going to try it because I already know I won’t like it!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/32 "2003-08-12T14:53:42Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Taco Bell’s new promotion  
The sickest you have ever been

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/33 "2003-08-13T14:23:16Z")

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In **MPSIMS** :

**The Case of the Missing Penis  
i’m never going to have a girlfriend**

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/34 "2003-08-13T15:22:23Z")

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Good News For Men About Getting Older

Smurf Genetalia

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/35 "2003-08-13T15:22:44Z")

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Good News For Men About Getting Older

Smurf Genitalia

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/36 "2003-08-13T15:43:41Z")

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Smurf Genitalia

Foods that fail to fill you up.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/37 "2003-08-13T19:05:49Z")

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What Should I Take With Me On My Ghost Hunt  
Ancient Slang

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**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/38 "2003-08-13T20:37:11Z")

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Oh, man, I loved that one from **JuanitaTech**.

Here’s one from **Cafe Society** :

What movies do you think are misnamed?  
Everybody Loves Raymond

(_OK, so it’s a TV show, not a movie. So what?_)

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/39 "2003-08-13T20:42:37Z")

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What you wish you’d known when you went to college.

Is the “Kama Sutra” A Good “How To” Manual?

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/40 "2003-08-13T21:49:13Z")

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You might be a yuppie if Mexicans are NOT Hispanic; they are indigenous, they are Latin, but they are NOT the rock in the box: I burning your dog.

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