# Beneath the Valley of Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 6, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413 "2003-08-06T20:18:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/41 "2003-08-14T00:28:33Z")

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'You Know You Can’t Have Sex…"  
The nuts are loose! AND, the Nuts are loose!

IN THIS VERY FORUM

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/42 "2003-08-14T02:18:26Z")

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GD:

Ann Coulter on Larry King  
When will there be a manned mission to Mars?  
Well _I_ found it funny.

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/43 "2003-08-14T02:33:12Z")

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oh

my

freakin’

GOD

I have just laughed so hard I popped a blood vessel in my head, and have forty minutes to live.

You people!

ow.

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/44 "2003-08-14T06:15:08Z")

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Still in this order in this forum:

Horrible Toilet Volcano  
Taco Bell’s new promotion

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/45 "2003-08-14T07:21:19Z")

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**MPSIMS**

That came out WRONG  
Foods that fail to fill you up

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/46 "2003-08-14T07:23:45Z")

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And right above that…

Funny quotes from flight attendants  
That came out WRONG

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/47 "2003-08-14T07:36:36Z")

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Non-sequiturs  
That came out WRONG

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/48 "2003-08-14T07:41:07Z")

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Is the “Kama Sutra” A good “How To” Manual?

What you wish you’d known when you went to college

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/49 "2003-08-14T07:52:11Z")

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Also currently in MPSIMS:

I’m never going to have a girlfriend  
Ask “The Straight Eye for the Gay Guy”

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/50 "2003-08-14T09:57:25Z")

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## _I was frantically trying to get this posted before the 3am hampster arose but I didn’t quite make it. He munched it like a 3 day old sack of french fries. Thank God I did a copy before hitting the submit button. The upside is that I had time to add some comments. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have…_ 😉

Oh my God, this is too much funny…_warning_ hilarity _will_ ensue.

I am leaving the SDMB  
Well I can’t decide if this is good…or perhaps not so good \<\<—\<\<\< I’m sure you’ll have it all figured out by the time you return.

Biblical Threads Make My Blood Boil  
Fortunately my whining organ is still fully functional \<\<—\<\<\< Oh _do_ be careful. I havn’t laughed so hard in a year!

F\*\*kwit Ashcroft Bludgeons Justice  
Another contender for moron of the year… \<\<—\<\<\< Do you think?

So can Ashcroft just suspend Habeus Corpus?  
We have a new jerk off \<\<—\<\<\< Oh, well I guess that’s settled.

F\*\*k You Fedex!!!  
Unambomber sez: Gimmie my bombs back! \<\<—\<\<\< Did you forget the return address?

Chasing my tail and biting it off  
Yet another reason not to get a Chihuahua \<\<—\<\<\< Yes, no sense harming another dog in your confusion.

To many restrictions here…  
F **k you, you carrot munching b** ch \<\<—\<\<\< Now now, let’s not bring _another_ vegetable into it.

Gray Davis, you are LAME!  
Definately \<\<—\<\<\< Any questions?

I pit the Pope  
Since RikWriter’s too dense to do this himself \<\<—\<\<\< At least _somebody_ had the good sense.

A hearty SCREW YOU to my psyco neigbors  
Let’s hope he doesn’t comb his hair to the side, and wear glasses! \<\<—\<\<\< I’ve got some bad news…

Yaaaaaaahhhhh!!!  
Diplomacy - Dominatrix \<\<—\<\<\< Step back people, she doesn’t say what she means, but she means what she says. huh?

Imagine the horror.  
Another “Elderly Driver” Story \<\<—\<\<\< I’m hope this is not a trilogy.

My greatest fear…  
Diana Mosley Finally Dead \<\<—\<\<\< Dear dear, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

If Cecil Adams were an animal…  
Banging Prostitutes (it’s not what you think) \<\<—\<\<\< Well I should hope not…the man has a reputation to uphold.

Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)  
Guys, Would You wear a Speedo To the Beach? \<\<—\<\<\< See my sig for the answer to this one. 😉

Confession time… does SIZE really not matter ?  
How big will big box stores get? \<\<—\<\<\< Big enough, my dear, now don’t you worry about that.

Predict when the Schwarzenegger backlash will occur…  
On the 58th Anniversary of the Bombing of Hiroshima \<\<—\<\<\< What a strange co-incidence, and so strangely fitting.

Ro@$t of Denis Leary on Comedy Central  
Getting Published… HOW? \<\<—\<\<\< And… WHY?

Diplomacy - Dominatrix  
Diplomacy - Sophomore \<\<—\<\<\< Ahhh…This explains the Kissinger phenomonen.

meep, Im a freshman in a week…  
that came out WRONG \<\<—\<\<\< Yes, I could _swear_ you have a bug in your throat.

Safest Place in Atomic War  
Nuclear Reactors at Sea \<\<—\<\<\< Does this make you feel as uneasy as it does me?

What would happen to sound if I traveled at Mach 1?  
Do decapitated heads briefly remain conscious? \<\<—\<\<\< If so, you will briefly hear the answer to your question.

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My mind does not normally percieve thread titles in this way but I have to admit, that was the most enjoyable bout of insomnia I’ve ever had.

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/51 "2003-08-14T13:40:27Z")

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I’m hooked…  
I’ll be your friend if you be my lover  
England has Emergency Beer. \<\<—\<\<\< Nothing like a fresh pair of beer goggles

Footie Support Group: 25 days and counting . . . ( 1 2 3 4 5 )  
BabyVor needs a few good thoughts \<\<—\<\<\< Hello, my name is BabyVor and it’s been 132 days since I last wore a footie

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/52 "2003-08-14T19:16:07Z")

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Distasteful words

Ways to Make Baseball More Interesting

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/53 "2003-08-14T22:56:23Z")

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Mother in Law staying at my place, and I hate it.  
Take Me Out to the Staten Island Ballgame – Thu. Aug. 21

No, we don’t HAVE to see “Finding Fu\*\*ing Nemo”!!  
It is a funeral - NOT a church service, you ass!

You can’t go home again  
MADinner in or around Baltimore (Round II)

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/54 "2003-08-15T02:46:27Z")

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Celebrity Name Game  
Celebrity Name Game  
Celebrity Name Game  
Celebrity Name Game

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/55 "2003-08-15T08:16:23Z")

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I guess I’m going to be cuddling my teddy bear tonight  
i’m never going to have a girlfriend

So you don’t know what that thing sticking out of the furnace is?  
“Talk” About Being A Real Boob Thief!

Help! My daughter is moving to Boston!  
Let’s make fun of New York and talk behind her back while she can’t hear us

Is having a low alcohol tolerance really a big deal?  
Ask the Straight Dope Frat Boy! ™

Perceiving a 4 dimensional world  
How is this magic trick done?

Late Night Picture Shows  
Are these porn girls really such good actresses?

If acid (LSD) is a catalyst between two chemicals alreayd in the body…  
Could you swallow a hen’s egg whole and poo it out still in one piece?

i will be gone for a week, but important mail will come in. how do i get it?  
One more time travel question.

In light of the gay bishop-elect, some questions  
Is the Bible a pack of lies?

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/56 "2003-08-15T14:37:17Z")

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In Cafe Society:

**Courtney Love is Marlon Brando’s granddaughter?  
Marlon Brando is Courtney Love’s grandfather!!**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/57 "2003-08-15T15:07:33Z")

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Right here, right now:

Cervaise and I are coming to Chicago!  
At last! A thread about whale farts!

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/58 "2003-08-15T22:01:22Z")

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Whoa! Triple header, right here in MPSIMS!

What you wish you’d known before going to college  
I’m never going to have a girlfriend,

and

When geeks mate

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/59 "2003-08-15T22:40:54Z")

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One of my students is dead.  
Stupid fucking moron that WAS going to buy my bike!!!

Tasteless…but I must admit that I did laugh out loud…

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**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/60 "2003-08-16T10:15:21Z")

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HEY! The US Government Has An Undersea Labratory/Habitat Up & Running!

At last! A thread about ‘Whale Farts’!

…so that´s what they spend all the tax money on?

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