# Beneath the Valley of Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413 "2003-08-06T20:18:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/61 "2003-08-17T02:46:40Z")
Best Songs To Have Sex To Ask the Straight Dope Frat Boy! ™ i’m never going to have a girlfriend Does success with women= manhood and self worth? Could A 185# Man Sit On A Xerox Machine Without Breaking The Glass? Will Transparent Metal ever be feasible? Perceiving a 4 dimensional world Permanent effects of magic mushrooms Fear of the dark and blindness Secondhand Pot Smoke Effects? Having surgery tomorrow. Wigging out today. I guess I’m going to be cuddling my teddy bear tonight ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/62 "2003-08-17T13:47:27Z")
Are bum holes sexy? Ask the comic guy 2 ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/63 "2003-08-17T18:29:46Z")
Why do news anchors talk like they do? Ending sentences with prepositions. Fantasy football help, already… Captain Buckleberryferry and the crew of “The Ted” -sign up here- ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/64 "2003-08-17T20:17:25Z")
If you can’t hear sound in a vacuum… I’ve just moved to paradise. Someone is getting a package. US customs service selling drugs F\*\*king car mechanics When is this stupid smoke gonna go away?!? Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are getting a pay cut. :MAD: WTF? This was supposed to be a GOOD day! One of my students is dead. OK, so It’s “Harass Kabong day”. Who’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/65 "2003-08-17T23:53:15Z")
In Cafe Society: Please recommend some good “scandalous” biographies to me. Ewww! I don’t want to know! (Celebrities’ personal lives.) ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/66 "2003-08-18T00:48:26Z")
i’m never going to have a girlfriend I donated my HAIR! Being bombarded by water baloons dropped at high altitude is mystifying… Have you tried this sexual position? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/67 "2003-08-18T01:27:00Z")
Right now, just above this thread in MPSIMS \*\* I wish I was a Woman i’m never going to have a girlfriend Good news/bad news\*\* would have been perfect if it was in reverse order. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/68 "2003-08-18T01:34:16Z")
In the Pit: So Long, Idi Amin I need a new demon. Who is yours? ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/69 "2003-08-18T15:09:57Z")
In GQ as we speak… What exactly is it that kills you when you’re boiled alive? Boiling Water Well duh… ---
**Author:** ![doc\_miller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@doc\_miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doc_miller)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/70 "2003-08-18T17:23:30Z")
MPSIMS… You can’t go home again My Triumphant Return ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/71 "2003-08-18T19:19:06Z")
This is funny IMHO Recommend Me a Fanny/Waist Pack! Phrases that SHOULD have a sexual connotation… ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/72 "2003-08-18T19:55:07Z")
MPSIMS: Where Were You When the Lights Went Out? I was on the Jumbotron! ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/73 "2003-08-18T20:19:49Z")
Why men don’t cry I wish I was a Woman What’s WITH all these “enlarge your penis” ads & etc? I want to ask an Asian gal on a date . . . any tips? US troops shoot Reuters cameraman What’s wrong with death and suffering? marijuana, what is the big deal… No more secondhand sales High-Beam Flicking? Why do auto dealers DO this? ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/74 "2003-08-18T23:06:01Z")
What euphamism for feces did you use as a child? “Smoked” Turkey Legs = Ready To Eat? 😉 Q ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/75 "2003-08-19T03:24:09Z")
I’ll be in England next week… Things I missed from England Pitting The Republican for no reason whatsoever A Friday afternoon rant I might be leaving… For Christs’s sake… When Waitresses Attack OH NO! AL QUAEDA strikes AGAIN!!! BAS\*ARDS!!! For f **ks sake! What is it with these people? Just fu** ing sterilize this fu\*\*tard! ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/76 "2003-08-19T03:29:28Z")
I’ll be in England next week… Things I missed from England Pitting The Republican for no reason whatsoever A Friday afternoon rant I might be leaving… For Christs’s sake… When Waitresses Attack OH NO! AL QUAEDA strikes AGAIN!!! BAS\*ARDS!!! For f **ks sake! What is it with these people? Just fu** ing sterilize this fu\*\*tard! ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/77 "2003-08-19T03:53:47Z")
Oops, I think I must have hit the double post button by mistake… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/78 "2003-08-19T05:49:30Z")
This would have been cool as a quadriple sequential title: Cat Laws Does anyone ever take their cat and… I now have two cats and they woke me up At wits end, I desperately need advice about one of my cats. As it was, only the bottom two were sequential. But the other two weren’t very far away in the sequence, though. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/79 "2003-08-19T05:58:31Z")
This is too weird not to share with the Teeming Millions… Single thirtysomethings! Let’s flirt! Hmm… people who are still single into their thirties that want to flirt. I’m not sure that this is so weird. (especially since I think I’ll still be single anywhere from three to thirteen years hence… yes, I _am_ a pessimist… why do you ask?) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/80 "2003-08-19T06:01:53Z")
MPSIMS Does anyone ever take their cat and… It Seemed Like a Good Idea hint to canker sore sufferers When will you die? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413.md?page=5)