# Beneath the Valley of Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413 "2003-08-06T20:18:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/81 "2003-08-19T06:03:14Z")
MPSIMS: I changed my name People with unfortunate names ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/82 "2003-08-19T06:11:40Z")
In MPSIMS: Cat Laws Love of the penis ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/83 "2003-08-19T07:02:19Z")
Here’s a neat-ish (?) triple-header that I found in the Pit just now: Anybody Feel Like I Do? Criticize me, You’re So Funny I Forgot To Laugh (mild / lame rant) Well, they DO say that misery loves company… and that’s the perfect sarcastic starter for criticism. 😉 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/84 "2003-08-19T12:09:09Z")
A triple header in IMHO of the “not sure anyone will get this but me” variety Ever gotten hassled about not leaving a big enough tip? I want to ask an Asian gal on a date . . . any tips? Phrases that SHOULD have a sexual connotation… ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/85 "2003-08-19T12:22:11Z")
A three-fer in MPSIMS! I now have two cats and they woke me up The Pain Dance (Must have used their claws…) Why does this toy start working on its own? Stupidest school supply (Well. _I_ think possessed toys are pretty stupid school supplies, don’t you?) Love of the penis - Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!) (I guess this means size _does_ matter…) ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/86 "2003-08-19T12:55:56Z")
How many volts just went through my body? Car battery… jump starts, etc. Music for a pathos-filled “noiresque” scene? Just a DNA sample and we’ll have everything Hot pixels on my laptop LCD? Romeo & Juliet: Porn? ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/87 "2003-08-19T13:08:37Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: Stupidest school supply Each US Soldier To Be issued his own tomahawk. No, not the cruise missile. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/88 "2003-08-19T14:35:37Z")
Now in MPSIMS: \*\*does anyone ever take their cat and… Cat Laws\*\* ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/89 "2003-08-19T17:19:44Z")
Right here, right now: It Seemed Like a Good Idea Boston Area Dopers Unite and Fest The bloodbath has begun ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/90 "2003-08-19T20:43:04Z")
On an extremely sad note: In the Pit: I took the bus home yesterday. Pity Me. and 20 dead in Jerusalem (the story involved a suicide bomber on a bus." Maybe I should keep to the funny ones… ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/91 "2003-08-21T03:39:11Z")
I’m thinking of becoming a Maniac. Any Suggestions? Links to online IQ tests, please I want to ask an Asian gal on a date . . . any tips? Phrases that SHOULD have a sexual connotation… Women pressure men for sex Well… guess you can call me… ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/92 "2003-08-21T04:37:25Z")
The bloodbath has begun Mmm, good dinner ---
**Author:** ![lesa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/93 "2003-08-21T07:57:22Z")
When geeks mate Hi. Schnapps Phrases that SHOULD have a sexual connotation… cat /var/data/SDMB | grep -i geek Things that come in sets of seven Teens at night ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/94 "2003-08-21T08:19:15Z")
In MPSIMS It Seemed Like a Good Idea When geeks mate ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/95 "2003-08-21T17:46:33Z")
In Cafe Society: Where’s the BIG BROTHER Thread??? Big Brother 4: I Hate Them Already ( 1 2 3 4 5 … Last page ) That cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/96 "2003-08-21T19:04:31Z")
Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy _(by gallows fodder , no less)_ The Nicest Death, EVER. Funerals (Or: Family Politics for the Advanced Student-long) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/97 "2003-08-21T20:10:26Z")
IMHO: How often do you wank? Suggestion for party snacks ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/98 "2003-08-21T20:22:05Z")
Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy Stolen debit card number ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/99 "2003-08-22T04:17:17Z")
Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy I’m back, what did I miss? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/100 "2003-08-24T19:31:05Z")
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