# Beneath the Valley of Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413 "2003-08-06T20:18:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/101 "2003-08-24T19:42:49Z")
Hello kitty CONDOMS? Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy ---
**Author:** ![LookitMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7bcc69/32.png) [@LookitMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LookitMe)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/102 "2003-08-25T02:28:18Z")
Silence is Golden…or, cow-orkers shut up! Why I don’t go to lunch with co-workers ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/103 "2003-08-25T18:22:47Z")
In MPSIMS right now: Can you top this unlikely event 1000 post party for Ludovic! (sorry **Ludovic** , I have a weird tangential mind) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/104 "2003-08-28T14:06:18Z")
Couldn’t pass this set up from MPSIMS this morning: Someone stole my last gnome _sniff_ Supressing the urge to sniff random women’s hair ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/105 "2003-08-28T14:57:55Z")
A triple header from MPSIMS: It’s Back to School for You, Little Boy! Hey I’m at Penn State! Now what? Things that kept me awake at night… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/106 "2003-08-30T18:22:49Z")
MPSIMS: Appropriate reply to penis size bragging? Dating the ex of a friend … ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/107 "2003-08-30T18:32:30Z")
IMHO: Should I call my exgi-rlfriend? Is seducing a mildly retarded person immoral if she enjoys sex? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/108 "2003-08-30T19:22:50Z")
I looked for this thread yesterday, but couldn’t find it, so I could post: in MPSIMS: Have you tried this sexual position? Ewwww factor ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/109 "2003-08-31T03:53:49Z")
MPSIMS: Anybody Ever Tried Delay-Ejaculation Training? Sometimes I am a very very slow learner. (“You must learn humility, young paduan.”) ---
**Author:** ![mrsam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@mrsam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsam)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/110 "2003-08-31T17:12:39Z")
IMHO: Bare-bones minimum face care Would a man actually go to these lengths to get laid? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/111 "2003-09-01T03:20:07Z")
In MPSIMS: OMFG!!! Click on this chick! Suck them boobies – suck hard! ---
**Author:** ![mrsam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@mrsam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/112 "2003-09-01T15:33:59Z")
IMHO: The Stupidest Thing I’ve seen for sale Jack Daniel’s Hard Cola MPSIMS: OMFG!!! Click on this chick! Frau BLUCHER!!! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413/113 "2003-09-02T02:01:52Z")
MPSIMS: I think I’m starting to like bondage… What should I do? How long have you been on the SDMB - I mean, actual total hours spent on this board? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beneath-the-valley-of-sequential-thread-titles/193413.md?page=5)