# Best Action Porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 23, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151 "2013-01-23T21:07:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/1 "2013-01-23T21:07:47Z")
[This thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=679944)reminded me of something I wanted to ask: What’s the best Action Porn? You know, naked women, guns, sex, more naked women, explosions, car chases with naked women in the cars, etc. Picasso Trigger is an old one I remember. Very soft core. It was one of a series of similar movies. Anything been done lately? Or better? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/2 "2013-01-23T21:18:52Z")
In _Blue Steel_, the big chase scene has Jamie Lee Curtis (a cop) in a running gunfight with a bad guy all over a city block, up and down fire escapes, etc. clad only in a man’s dress shirt. Which was a concession: as scripted, she was supposed to do it nekkid. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/3 "2013-01-23T23:05:44Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > [This thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=679944)reminded me of something I wanted to ask: > > What’s the best Action Porn? You know, naked women, guns, sex, more naked women, explosions, car chases with naked women in the cars, etc. > > Picasso Trigger is an old one I remember. Very soft core. It was one of a series of similar movies. Anything been done lately? Or better? I really don’t think there has been anything else made that matches “Picasso Trigger,” Day of the Warrior," etc., [Andy Sidaris’](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0796477/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1) big boobs and big guns movies. That said, the CLOSEST I can think of to them, and it’s not close at all, is the [“Busty Cops” series](http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Busty%20Cops&ref_=sr_sm) of softcore porn movies. (Only the first four on the list are part of the series). They have a lot more softcore sex and a LOT less action than the Sidaris movies, but they do have a similar vibe to the Sidaris flicks. Big breasted super cops working for a clandestine govt. agency go after various bad guys and bad organizations, same general theme. They’re just an order of magnitude or so less well done. They’re popular late night softcore cable fare, if you have premium cable you can prolly catch them for free. Might be on Neflix, Amazon, etc., as well. I have no idea. ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/4 "2013-01-24T01:33:57Z")
And on Amazon, you can get all 12 Andy Sidaris movies on DVD for [$4.50](http://amzn.com/B004HHX9OQ) (work-safe [amazon.com](http://amazon.com) page). ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/5 "2013-01-24T05:07:22Z")
_Shoot 'em Up_ Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/6 "2013-01-24T05:38:17Z")
Slavegirls From Beyond Infinity might be what you’re looking for. Big breasts, adventure story as two escaped slavegirls wind up being The Most Dangerous Game. You can watch it all for free on Youtube via the spoiler box link. [. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube, for free](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBGGnQbEJ0U&feature=related). (There will be a few brief nude scenes edited out, but not much, most of it is barely PG fare. I spoiler boxed it because big breasted women in skimpy fur bikinis, while not naked, may not be safe for all workplaces.) ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/7 "2013-01-24T05:43:01Z")
Machete? More 'splosions than boobs, and you get to see Lindsay Lohan naked, so that’s bad. But it’s far enough way and you get someone else’s boobs to look at in the same scene, so that’s good. But Jessica Alba remains always clothed, so that’s bad. Or stuff like Spartacus. I am thinking action with nudity is better than porn with action. Those porn female cops always get overpowered by the criminals. And they have no trigger control! The frogurt is also cursed ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/8 "2013-01-24T06:04:59Z")
I haven’t watched it but there was a movie released in 2010 titled _Nude Nuns With Big Guns_. Unless the title is incredibly deceptive it sounds like an “action porn” movie. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/9 "2013-01-24T07:39:47Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Or stuff like Spartacus. I am thinking action with nudity is better than porn with action. Those porn female cops always get overpowered by the criminals. And they have no trigger control! > > The frogurt is also cursed Man, I hear ya. If anime is acceptable, though, you might try the original _Ghost in the Shell_—the nudity is technically brief-ish, though the heroine is the one visiting head-bursting violence upon the bad guys. In some cases literally. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/10 "2013-01-24T09:14:06Z")
There was _Miami Spice_ and I think a sequel as well, which had pretty hard core porn and chicks running around with guns and zooming up and down the coast on cigarette boats. We’re not talking about Oscar-worthy scripts or acting or special effects or stunts or lighting or… ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/11 "2013-01-24T09:33:19Z")
_Sin City_ ---
**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/12 "2013-01-24T13:59:27Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I haven’t watched it but there was a movie released in 2010 titled _Nude Nuns With Big Guns_. Unless the title is incredibly deceptive it sounds like an “action porn” movie. That is on Netflix streaming, and it is not that bad. Lots of nude nuns. Some carry really big guns and shoot up lots of bad guys. Fairly entertaining. Edit to add: it ended with a clear setup for a sequel, but I haven’t found one yet. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/13 "2013-01-24T16:27:28Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I haven’t watched it but there was a movie released in 2010 titled _Nude Nuns With Big Guns_. Unless the title is incredibly deceptive it sounds like an “action porn” movie. I just watched this last weekend. I was going to file it under the so bad it’s good file. But I guess it’ll work as ‘action porn’. It’s got a WTF premise, just the right amount of cheesiness, bad acting, lots of blood and guts, plenty of boob action and surprisingly, excellent set/design locations. The plot: Basically, the bad guys piss off the wrong nun who in turn goes all Dirty Harry on their ass. ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/14 "2013-01-24T18:11:01Z")
Crank and Crank 2. Pure idiotic awesomeness. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/15 "2013-01-24T21:02:55Z")
> [@Zjestika](#): > > Crank and Crank 2. Pure idiotic awesomeness. Action, sure. But did they have enough gratuitous nudity to make them action porn? If you’re just looking for pure over-the-top action, I’d recommend _The Raid_. This is a 2011 Indonesian movie that’s 101 minutes long and only had five minutes of plot. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/16 "2013-01-25T06:32:24Z")
Some good stuff here guys. I saw most of the Sidaris movies, but it’s been a while. I’ve seen Busty Cops movies, not quite up to the same level. Nude Nuns with Big Guns sounds interesting. I’d like to put Sin City in the action porn category, but it was too well done for the genre. > [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > Slavegirls From Beyond Infinity might be what you’re looking for. Big breasts, adventure story as two escaped slavegirls wind up being The Most Dangerous Game. You can watch it all for free on Youtube via the spoiler box link. Thanks for pointing this one out. I saw about 20 minutes of this years ago and never knew what it was. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/17 "2013-01-25T12:27:16Z")
How do you know they are nuns if they are nude?? ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/18 "2013-01-25T12:36:12Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > How do you know they are nuns if they are nude?? Just out of their habits. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/19 "2013-01-25T12:37:58Z")
Surely some of Russ Meyer’s stuff like _Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!_ would qualify. ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/20 "2013-01-25T22:15:50Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Action, sure. But did they have enough gratuitous nudity to make them action porn? Well, there is a lot of sex in the second one, or at least one scene that makes it seem like a lot of sex. But I must have glossed over the naked ladies criteria in the OP. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151.md?page=2)