# Best Action Porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 23, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151 "2013-01-23T21:07:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/21 "2013-01-25T22:39:07Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Action, sure. But did they have enough gratuitous nudity to make them action porn? > > If you’re just looking for pure over-the-top action, I’d recommend _The Raid_. This is a 2011 Indonesian movie that’s 101 minutes long and only had five minutes of plot. Gratuitous nudity? How about two scenes, one in each movie, where for two unrelated ridiculously contrived reasons, he has to have public sex with his girlfriend in front of a bunch of people? You cannot get more gratuitous than that. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/22 "2013-01-25T23:06:26Z")
> [@Zjestika](#): > > Well, there is a lot of sex in the second one, or at least one scene that makes it seem like a lot of sex. But I must have glossed over the naked ladies criteria in the OP. > [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > Gratuitous nudity? How about two scenes, one in each movie, where for two unrelated ridiculously contrived reasons, he has to have public sex with his girlfriend in front of a bunch of people? You cannot get more gratuitous than that. One scene of gratuitous nudity isn’t enough for action porn. You need like five or six gratuitous nude scenes for action porn. Basically, you need a gratuitous amount of gratuitous nudity. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/23 "2013-01-26T01:01:04Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > One scene of gratuitous nudity isn’t enough for action porn. You need like five or six gratuitous nude scenes for action porn. Basically, you need a gratuitous amount of gratuitous nudity. Fine, in the first one, the climactic shoot out is played in the bad guy’s pool, and the whole place is decorated with hot chicks acting as living statues. How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/24 "2013-01-26T01:01:53Z")
Interesting genre. I imagine Rodriguez’s Grindhouse and most Joe Bob Briggs-type films would fit in. Nude Nuns trailer here (spoilered just in case): [trailer](http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/nude-nuns-with-big-guns/trailer) ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/25 "2013-01-26T01:04:43Z")
hong Kong ganster porn and kung fu porn from the 1970s. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/26 "2013-01-26T01:08:05Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > hong Kong ganster porn and kung fu porn from the 1970s. I am at work so won’t go link hunting, but if you google “fuck fu” you should find a nice one. If it’s Crouching Tiger style, that’s the one. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/27 "2013-01-26T06:19:14Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > I am at work so won’t go link hunting, but if you google “fuck fu” you should find a nice one. If it’s Crouching Tiger style, that’s the one. There used to be these Hong Kong gangster movies that included prostitution, sex scenes, graphic rape scenes, lots and lots of violence and martial arts. There were also classic kung fu movies that had a lot of pron usually centered around bars and brothels. I’m surprised noone have dug them up and put them on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151/28 "2013-01-26T08:01:02Z")
Pretty much any “women in prison” movie would qualify. But they don’t get made much anymore. But there is an emerging genre of stripper/horror crossover movies: _[Zombie Strippers](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Strippers)_, _[Strippers vs Zombies](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombies!_Zombies!_Zombies!)_, _[Big Tits Zombie](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Tits_Zombie)_, _[Strippers vs Werewolves](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strippers_vs_Werewolves)_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-action-porn/648151.md?page=1)