# Best arguments to convert voters to Bush

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-arguments-to-convert-voters-to-bush/261857>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [August 27, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-arguments-to-convert-voters-to-bush/261857 "2004-08-27T22:25:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Gest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Gest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gest)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-arguments-to-convert-voters-to-bush/261857/21 "2004-08-28T15:52:17Z")

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That’s OK. The OP’s in the wrong universe.

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**Author:** ![Paladud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Paladud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paladud)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-arguments-to-convert-voters-to-bush/261857/22 "2004-08-28T18:40:02Z")

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To mimic the threads from the other side of the spectrum:

Because he’s not Kerry.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-arguments-to-convert-voters-to-bush/261857/23 "2004-08-28T18:54:20Z")

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Or “Because he served with Honor during the Vietnam War.”

Hm.

Hmmph. Skknmph.

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oh shit oh fuck, I can’t breath, I can’t breath…hold on…

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