# Best bad films **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 6, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646 "2003-07-06T23:05:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/21 "2003-07-08T06:49:26Z")
Maximum Overdrive, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/22 "2003-07-08T07:22:04Z")
I can’t believe we havn’t heard from the Troma crowd yet. The Toxic Avenger, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama, A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. (Was Cannibal Women in the Avacoda Jungle of Death one of thiers?) My favorite part of Flesh Gordon was either when they were attacked by the penisauruses or when Zarkoff (not sure of his name in this movie) walks out of the spaceship and says, “Good, there’s oxygen” ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/23 "2003-07-08T07:29:56Z")
“Stoned Age” rocks! OK, this one will be tough to find: Titled both “And God Spoke…” or “The Making of: And God Spoke…” This movie will bring tears to your eyes- if you know anything about moviemaking, you’ll simply die. A mocumentary in the vein of “Spinal Tap,” its the story of how 2 Jewish B-movie producers decide to make the next great Hollywood Bible Epic. To give you a quick idea- Eve has a shoulder-to-hip snake tattoo, planes fly audibly overhead, Moses brings down the 10 Commandments and a 6-pack of Coke (product placement), and one of the 17 Disciples wears sunglasses. ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/24 "2003-07-08T08:03:25Z")
I don’t know if it counts, but **Kung Pow: Enter the Fist** is one of the most hilariously bad movies I’ve ever seen. It’s really stupid, but it doesn’t take itself seriously and it’s basically a parody of itself. It’s one of those movies where you continuously laugh hysterically and you have no idea why. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/25 "2003-07-08T20:24:03Z")
Kentucky Fried Movie. Need I say more? ---
**Author:** ![mulletsunite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mulletsunite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mulletsunite)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/26 "2003-07-09T00:24:38Z")
Manos, The Hands of Fate if you’re a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 you’ve probably seen it…if you haven’t, you should! also, Hobgobblins, of mst3k fame ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/27 "2003-07-09T01:13:45Z")
Another MST3K favorite (or at least, at our house): Mitchell! “Mitchell… Mitchell… Mitchell… Eye on the sammitch!” ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/28 "2003-07-09T01:17:26Z")
Also from MST3K OUTLAW “Cabot!”“Cabot!”“Cabot!”“Cabot!”“Cabot!”“Cabot!”“Cabot!” "I guess his name is Cabot! ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/29 "2003-07-09T01:57:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odinoneeye \* > \*\*My favorite part of Flesh Gordon was either when they were attacked by the penisauruses or when Zarkoff (not sure of his name in this movie) walks out of the spaceship and says, “Good, there’s oxygen” \*\* His name was Jerkoff in the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/30 "2003-07-09T02:11:40Z")
“Trumpy! You do magic things!” “Oh, great, we’re in Gumby.” “I’m gonna go walk through a book!” ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/31 "2003-07-09T02:16:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \* > \*\*“Trumpy! You do magic things!” > “Oh, great, we’re in Gumby.” > “I’m gonna go walk through a book!” \*\* Hahaha…“Pod People…” I loved how the intro to the film had absolutely no bearing to the rest of it. Great stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Jplacer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85f322/32.png) [@Jplacer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jplacer)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646/32 "2003-07-09T04:29:26Z")
Andy Warhol’s Blood for Dracula. The movie is very campy. Udo Kier plays a weekling Dracula who “Needs the blood of a Weergin.” He also has the great line “The blood of these whores is killing me” Dracula needs virgin blood and moves in with a Italian family that has 4 daughters. 2 of the girls aren’t virgins and 2 are. Our hero, Joe Dallesandro, an American communist in Italy, (Don’t ask), figures out Dracula’s plan and tries to “deflower” the virgins before Dracula gets to them. And that is about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bad-films/186646.md?page=1)