# Best Band Names (Be Creative) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 16, 1999, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402 "1999-09-16T23:29:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/21 "1999-09-17T11:58:00Z")
Deader than Dead – in anticipation of their heroin OD. * * * I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest. Alexandre Dumas the Younger (1824-1895) ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/22 "1999-09-17T13:13:00Z")
There used to be a Cleveland band called “Sleazy Jesus and the Splatter Pigs.” I always thought that was sorta nifty. ---
**Author:** ![vanillanice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ecc23a/32.png) [@vanillanice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanillanice)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/23 "1999-09-17T13:20:00Z")
A christian punk band called the Six Apostles(sex pistols!) ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/24 "1999-09-17T13:37:00Z")
baaahaaaahaaaahaaaa, ::wiping tears:: too much! I don’t have any but when we were in TN, hubby thought a funny name would be: Skunky Doogans (doogan is his name for rednecks). ::sigh:: see what I have to put up with? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![J\_String](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@J\_String](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J_String)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/25 "1999-09-18T05:57:00Z")
Germ Circus (a tribute to groupies everywhere). A friend of mine had a very short lived punk/hardcore band back in the '80s called “Erotic Fishheads.” ---
**Author:** ![asstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@asstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asstro)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/26 "1999-09-17T18:09:00Z")
Byzantine - There was an all girl punk/metal band called TSS back in the mid-late 80’s. As I recall they weren’t too godd, but it was a novelty thing I guess. There was a PMS also. Any other female conditions that would make good band names? ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/27 "1999-09-17T18:36:00Z")
asstro: Well, there _is_a band called **The Yeastie Girls**! ---
**Author:** ![asstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@asstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asstro)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/28 "1999-09-17T18:39:00Z")
Wow, I have their record too. The music is as appealing as the name. ---
**Author:** ![asstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@asstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asstro)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/29 "1999-09-17T18:41:00Z")
Actually I just remembered that I’m freinds with one of the Yeastie Girls! She’s married to a friend of mine. How’s that for a brush with fame? ---
**Author:** ![sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d26b3c/32.png) [@sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/30 "1999-09-17T18:49:00Z")
Cumbubble Cocaine Importers Anonymous Graeme Auton’s Raspy Spoo Chainsaw Witch Molester Dickheads Diddling with Technology Well Hung Master’s of Disaster Radar’s Deformed Hand Spoogicle The Blowjob Prom Queens Midnight Pony Rides ---
**Author:** ![Misanthrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Misanthrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misanthrope)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/31 "1999-09-17T19:08:00Z")
How about “Misanthrope”? * * * D’oh ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/32 "1999-09-17T19:15:00Z")
Asstro–those bitches stole MY name! Oh well, how about Violence Club? They could have a song called, “Kick ‘em in the Slats”. ---
**Author:** ![Pug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/51bf81/32.png) [@Pug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pug)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/33 "1999-09-17T21:11:00Z")
If the band has four members… 4Play They could be the eternal opening act… * * * There aren’t enough days in the weekend. – Steven Wright ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/34 "1999-09-17T21:20:00Z")
FYI - Them has been done as a band name… very early Van Morrison. I don’t have a current idea, but my favorite local band (that I would see because the name is so cool) is Bimbo Toolshed. * * * The reason gentlemen prefer blondes is that there are not enough redheads to go around. ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/35 "1999-09-17T21:22:00Z")
Bombs outta Bisquick (gold star for whoever recognizes it) 6 Foot Blonde Asian Juju Tempests Not the Judds Habenero Enema Ishmail and the Inquisitors Nuns in heat ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/36 "1999-09-17T22:17:00Z")
**Satan’s Abortion** **Chunky Poop** **Melk** **One Minute Hate** **Sloppy Eggs** **Broken Pipe** **Caffine Fix** my favorite band name currently in use(well, it was in use til they changed their name) is **20 Dead Flower Children** (its now DEDEX ) * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/37 "1999-09-17T23:11:00Z")
the Piss Shivers Your Mom Brick Shithouse the Love Ewes Dr. J ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/38 "1999-09-17T23:36:00Z")
Invasive Procedure. * * * We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/39 "1999-09-17T23:56:00Z")
Best names I’ve seen already taken: **Teenage Love STD’s Jesus Chrysler Torture Kitty The Taoist Cowboys** I worked in a recovery residence for addicts and alcoholics. People would ask what I did. I would respond that I hang out with: **40 Drunks & Junkies** If you use this name, I want a free copy of every CD/tape you make. Oh, another one I saw on a marquis once: **Cold Beer** Yes, that really was the name of the band! Boy, do they get around, eh? P.S. to **keystream** …I am a Sober Hippie, but I guess I don’t have the rights to that one! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DW3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@DW3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DW3)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402/40 "1999-09-18T01:00:00Z")
I’m not creative so I’ll steal from another forum: Before Starting a Rock Band… You should know that the following names are taken: \> \> [a] \> Albino Toilet Boys \> Alcoholocaust \> Alcoholics Unanimous \> Apocalypse Hoboken \> Armageddon Dildos \> \> [b] \> Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings \> The Band Formerly Known As Sausage \> Band Over \> Band That Shot Liberty Valence \> Barbara`s Bush > Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits > The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir > The Boxing Ghandis > Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre > Breakfast in Beirut > Bulimia Banquet > Buster Hymen & the Penetrators > > [c] > Caltransvestites > Cap`n Crunch and the Cereal Killers > Carnage Asada > Cindy Brady`s Lisp > Cortizone 5 > Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death > > [d] > The Dancing French Liberals of 1848 > The Dead Sea Squirrels > The Dead Kennedys > The Dick Clarks > The Dick Nixons > Dicky Retardo > Drunks With Guns > > [e] > e. coli > Edith Head > Electric Prostates > Elvis Hitler > Ethyl Merman > > [f] > Fearless Iranians From Hell > Fields of \*\*\*\* > `57 Lesbian > The 4-Skins > Four Nurses of the Apocalypse > The French are from Hell > Fromage d`Amour > > [g] > Gefilte Joe and the Fish > Gonoreagan > > [h] > Headless Marines > Hell Camino > Herpes Cineplex > Hindu Garage Sale > Hitler`s Bikini > HIV and the Positives > Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives > Hornets Attack Victor Mature > > [i] > Impaled Nazarenes > Inhale Mary > > [j] > Janitors Against Apartheid > Jehovah`s Waitresses > Jehovah`s Wetness > Jehovah`s Witness Protection Program > Jesus Christ Super Fly > Jesus Chrysler Supercar > Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army > JFKFC > Jonestown Punch > > [k] > Kathleen Turner Overdrive > Kerrigan`s Knees > > [l] > Lack of Afro > Lawn Piranhas > The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation > Lee Harvey Keitel > Lesbian Ninjas > Louder Than God > > [m] > Mao Tse Helen > Mary Kay and the Cosmetics > Max Roach and the Holders > Minnie Pearl`s Jam > Mr. Happy and the Genocides > Mussolini Headkick > My Dog Has Hitler`s Brain > > [n] > Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions > Nervous Christians and the Lions > Norman Bates and the Shower Heads > Not Drowning, Waving > > [p] > Pabst Smear > Pearl Harbor and the Explosions > Penis DeMilo > Pepto Dismal > Phenobarbidols > Phlegm Fatale > Poultry in Motion > Pretentious Flamedogs > The Pro-Midget Mafia > Psychic Buddhist Gorillas > Psycho **** s from Hell > Pungent Frustration > Purple Headed Love Warriors > > [r] > Raging Pimps of Doom > Rectal Nightmare > Reluctant Stereotypes > Reserectum > Results of Inbreeding > Retarted Elf > Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries > > [q] > Quasimodo and the Eunuchs > > [s] > Sandy Duncan`s Eye > Screaming Headless Torsos > Screaming Iguanas of Love > Screaming Moist Accountants > Septic Death > Seven Year Bitch > The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra > Shirley Temple of Doom > Shirley Temple Pilots > Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer] > Skeptic Tank > Smegma & the Nuns > Smorgasborgnine > Solosex > The Sound of Munich > Spastic Colon > The Sphinctones > Stiff Richards > Stukas Over Bedrock > Swingin` Johnsons > > [t] > Ted Bundy`s Volkswagen > The Telephony Bandits of Doom > Temporary Darkening of the Stool > Testostertones > The Texas Nazis > Thank God We`re Immortal > They Tried To Frame OJ > To Live and Shave in LA > Toxic Shock and the Tampons > Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew > Tragic Mulatto > Transsexual Hitler > Trotsky Icepick > > [u] > Uncle Dickie`s Shameless Quickies > Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos > > [v] > Vaginal Davis > The Velcro Pygmies > Vic Morrow`s Head > \> > \> [w] > \> The Well Hungarians > \> Willie Nelson Mandela > \> > \> [y] > \> Yoko Homo > \> > \> [z] > \> Zip Code Rapists > \> Zombies Under Stress > \> Zulu Leprechauns [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-band-names-be-creative/8402.md?page=3)