# Best.Billboard.Ever
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 5, 2013, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711 "2013-07-05T12:19:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/21 "2013-07-08T17:34:46Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> You can’t see the clam from this angle.
This board need a “Vote Up” button.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/22 "2013-07-08T18:07:51Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> _Ermergerd!_ Lady butts! Stop that before I lose it and blow one in my jorts! BRB taking a screen shot and posting this to my favorite message board to show them that I like nakie ladies. Because butts!!!
Does one of you manage a threadshit assignment schedule, or is it just turn-based?
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/23 "2013-07-08T19:22:14Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Does one of you manage a threadshit assignment schedule, or is it just turn-based?
If you’d like to report a perceived violation of the rules, use the report function rather than junior-modding.
As I see it, if men demand to be able to pant and drool about something as mild as the sight of a woman in a bikini, women ought to be able to voice their weariness about it.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/24 "2013-07-08T20:16:11Z")
I ain’t no squealer, and will henceforth keep my own weariness unvoiced.
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### Author:  [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/25 "2013-07-08T23:11:49Z")
So you’re allowed to threadshit if you are a woman. Right. Got it.
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### Author:  [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/26 "2013-07-08T23:17:42Z")
> [@njtt](#):
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> So you’re allowed to threadshit if you are a woman. Right. Got it.
Right, that’s what she said.
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### Author:  [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/27 "2013-07-09T00:04:15Z")
> [@Labtrash](#):
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> I now get to see [this](http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/bestbillboardever_zps41e48061.jpg) every day on my way to work.
That’s got nothing on items H through J on page 163 of the 1979 Sears Catalog. Now _that_ is **smokin’**.
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### Author:  [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/28 "2013-07-09T01:02:50Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> As I see it, if men demand to be able to pant and drool about something as mild as the sight of a woman in a bikini, women ought to be able to voice their weariness about it.
I blame it all on Coppertone.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/29 "2013-07-09T01:48:16Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> _Ermergerd!_ Lady butts! Stop that before I lose it and blow one in my jorts! BRB taking a screen shot and posting this to my favorite message board to show them that I like nakie ladies. Because butts!!!
Actually, if you really looked at both the sites I link to, there are about as many naked male butts as female butts. I’m an Equak-Opportunity Offender.
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### Author:  [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/30 "2013-07-09T03:18:31Z")
> [@spinky](#):
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> That’s got nothing on items H through J on page 163 of the 1979 Sears Catalog. Now _that_ is **smokin’**.
All I could find online was the 1979 Sears Christmas Catalog. [Page 163 has a bunch of jewelry](http://www.flickr.com/photos/wishbook/72230629/in/set-1360453). Um..yeah?
🙂
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### Author:  [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/31 "2013-07-09T03:20:14Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Actually, if you really looked at both the sites I link to, there are about as many naked male butts as female butts. I’m an Equak-Opportunity Offender.
Ha! Fair. You win this round (and probably all of the others, too), **Meacham**! _shakes fist, stalks off to feminist volcano lair_
😃
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### Author:  [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/32 "2013-07-09T05:55:32Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Actually, if you really looked at both the sites I link to, there are about as many naked male butts as female butts. I’m an Equak-Opportunity Offender.
What’s an Equak-Opportunity Offender? Is it dangerous? Is there a registry for that sort of thing? I’m concerned.
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### Author:  [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/33 "2013-07-09T09:19:37Z")
> [@Jragon](#):
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> What’s an Equak-Opportunity Offender? Is it dangerous? Is there a registry for that sort of thing? I’m concerned.
It’s a research project to determine if electronic ducks’ sexist quacks will echo.
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### Author:  [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/34 "2013-07-09T10:58:48Z")
This billboard doesn’t even register in the top 1000 billboards of all time. I mean, a lot of those “Your Ad Here!” billboards that can’t even manage to sell their space are better than that billboard.
If you’re going to make a claim about something being “the best” on The Straight Dope, you better bring your A game.
As it stands, F.
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### Author:  [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/35 "2013-07-09T17:30:06Z")
You don’t get outta that lab much, do you? 😃
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### Author:  [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/36 "2013-07-09T18:51:07Z")
> [@Labtrash](#):
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> I now get to see [this](http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/labtrash/bestbillboardever_zps41e48061.jpg) every day on my way to work.
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> I’m very surprised this got approval to be put up, especially in South Carolina!
Nice curl.
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/37 "2013-07-09T20:21:27Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> If you’d like to report a perceived violation of the rules, use the report function rather than junior-modding.
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> As I see it, if men demand to be able to pant and drool about something as mild as the sight of a woman in a bikini, women ought to be able to voice their weariness about it.
Upon further review by the moderation staff, **DiosaBellissima** ’s posts which prompted the above note have been judged to have been threadshitting. Diosa, please do not express yourself this way outside the Pit.
The above quoted note is now rescinded.
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### Author:  [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/38 "2013-07-09T21:13:52Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> You don’t get outta that lab much, do you? 😃
No, not really.
Maybe I should’ve titled it “Best.Billboard I’ve seen in a while but maybe not _ **the** _ best.Ever”
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### Author:  [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-billboard-ever/662711/39 "2013-07-16T01:02:16Z")
Song of the Open Road
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I’ll never see a tree at all.
Ogden Nash
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