# Best Breasts in Show Biz **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 13, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798 "2000-10-13T15:21:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/1 "2000-10-13T15:21:40Z")
…yeah, another shallow subject, but a recent survey among some 300 women was taken regarding this subject and the winner was… are you ready? Geri Halliwell AKA Ginger Spice. Huh? The **best?** Now, with all due respect to Geri herself, women in general and the females polled in particular, but I think that we dopers can certainly come up with a better selection. I’m _sure_ that some of the **guys** here have an opinion, although this question is obviously open to anyone who cares to respond (and not to sound sexist [although I’m sure it’s already too late for that anyway], but it just seems to me that, well, if anyone is going to be obsessing over celebrity breasts, it would be males [and lesbians] and that we might have a better…uhh…_appreciation_ for them?) ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/2 "2000-10-13T15:23:09Z")
…sorry if this question has been asked before…I haven’t seen it here, but I’m still relatively new to these parts. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/3 "2000-10-13T15:31:07Z")
On many occassions I’ve heard Mrs. Kunilou remark “boy is she stacked!” so I don’t doubt that women are pretty good judges of other women. When you say “best breasts” are you talking with or without clothes? Are you talking about those we’re pretty sure are natural, those we’re pretty sure are fake or any and all? Are the breasts to be considered only by themselves, or in relation to the owner’s total body package. But it’s my vote, so what the hell. Jeri Ryan! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/4 "2000-10-13T15:38:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kunilou \* > \*\*But it’s my vote, so what the hell. Jeri Ryan! \*\* That is the correct answer, close the polls, no more discussion needed. Let’s all just sit quietly and stare at Jeri’s acceptance speech (given while jumping rope of course). ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/5 "2000-10-13T15:42:31Z")
Jeri Ryan is built like a brick shithouse, no question, but I give the nod to Jennifer Connelly. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/6 "2000-10-13T16:28:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by kunilou \* > > \*\*But it’s my vote, so what the hell. Jeri Ryan! \*\* > > That is the correct answer, close the polls, no more discussion needed. Let’s all just sit quietly and stare at Jeri’s acceptance speech (given while jumping rope of course). \*\* Actually, I’ve heard that Jeri is a natural at jump-roping will on the trampoline. Wonderful sight to behold. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/7 "2000-10-13T16:46:00Z")
Has anyone ever seen the photo of Peta Wilson and Jeri Ryan together? There’s nothing “dirty” or sexual about it, but I think their is something suggestive about it, simply due to the way guys think. (For those who haven’t seen it, here’s one that showed up recently on Ebay:) [http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=457961007&ed=971228378](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=457961007&ed=971228378) ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/8 "2000-10-13T16:56:46Z")
Jennifer Aniston’s breasts are nice, but Sophia Loren, in her prime, was luscious. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/9 "2000-10-13T17:04:01Z")
Plnnr - your taste in breasts is impeccable. I thought Ms. Loren was still in her prime. Succulent is a better word… ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/10 "2000-10-13T17:05:54Z")
I vote for Jeri Ryan as well… OTOH, knowing it was an election year, there was an episode of BVS, where Buffy was jumping rope in a tight gray tank-top. In the event of a tie, do the two candidates mud wrestle for the title? ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/11 "2000-10-13T17:24:55Z")
Why are you people still posting to this thread? Dammit, I said [Jennifer Connelly](http://www.spacesurfer.com/wceleb/list/Jennifer_Connelly_0.html) and I meant it! Now go home! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/12 "2000-10-13T17:26:00Z")
No contest here … Meatloaf, as he appeared in _ **Fight Club** _. Talk about huge! ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/13 "2000-10-13T18:08:34Z")
**That was Meatloaf!?!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/14 "2000-10-13T18:15:09Z")
Its kinda old news, but I still say the crown goes to Jenny McCarthy. Fake, but subtley so. I will admit this is one catergory where there will be many draws even in my own mind. So many women are just so incredible in so many different ways, even if we are just talking about breasts. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/278dde/32.png) [@JustAnotherGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/15 "2000-10-13T18:26:16Z")
Jennifer Connelly? [http://www.eagle.y.se/~mathew/jc/](http://www.eagle.y.se/~mathew/jc/) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/16 "2000-10-13T18:34:05Z")
[You are soooo lucky I do my editing late at night. For you latecomers-too bad, so sad. :)] [Edited by slythe on 10-13-2000 at 11:46 PM] ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/17 "2000-10-13T18:59:44Z")
Jeri Ryan any day. Although Jennifer Connelly is a fine “specimen” as well. [hijack] Is it just me or does it seem as though Jennifer Connelly hasn’t aged for the past 10 years or so? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/18 "2000-10-13T19:05:33Z")
I might say Jennifer Love Hewitt, but that would make me a dirty old perv, so I won’t ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/19 "2000-10-13T19:14:15Z")
Dammit, **Omniscient** , _please_ warn us when a link you’ve posted includes nudity! I read the Dope at work here, and we have CyberPatrol software. Stuff like that can get me fired! That said, it’s good to see y’all coming around on the Jennifer Connelly issue. [edited by that damn prude, slythe] [Edited by slythe on 10-13-2000 at 11:48 PM] ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798/20 "2000-10-13T19:14:25Z")
**Re: Jennifer Connelly photos** Damn, those are some nice tits. I’ve gotta go with Jeri Ryan, though. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-in-show-biz/36798.md?page=2)