# Best Breasts of Non-Porn Stars **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 26, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102 "2002-03-26T00:42:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/1 "2002-03-26T00:42:32Z")
Jaimie Lee Curtis’s brief exposure in _Trading Places_ left me in _awe_. Never one to abide sexism, I invite votes for males as well. 🙂 Inspired by the many perceptive comments in **Kang and Kodos** Oscar threads. ---
**Author:** ![tighthead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@tighthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tighthead)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/2 "2002-03-26T01:16:23Z")
I was pretty impressed with the glimpse of Katie Holmes’s funbags in \* The Gift \*, she should get them out more often. Speaking of \* Trading Places \*, it was on TV last week, and I noticed the ad the night before promoted it as being ‘full and uncut’ - pretty obvious what they were getting at. JB ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/3 "2002-03-26T01:26:20Z")
I pretty much like all of them. In a non-objectifying way, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/4 "2002-03-26T01:47:44Z")
I agree with the Katie Holmes vote. I also reckon that if I had seen Jennifer Love Hewitts, I’d vote for hers too. And Britney Spears. I’ve only seen one of her nipples though. The other could be deformed or green or something. ---
**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/5 "2002-03-26T01:58:44Z")
Porn stars have _terrible_ breasts. Just my 2 dollars. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/6 "2002-03-26T02:02:53Z")
Maybe it was just for fulfilling childhood fantasies, but I always liked Mary Poppin’s breasts (Ms. Andrews flashed in S.O.B.) ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/7 "2002-03-26T02:47:21Z")
I’m going with grim here. I saw a comparison of porn star Jenna Jameson’s breasts before and after implants and they went from spectacular to gross. I’d give the link, except, well, you know the rules. As for non-porn stars, and if you are looking for large and shapely breasts, one would be hard pressed to beat Helen Mirren’s in her prime. (See “Savage Messiah”) The nice thing about a woman’s prime is that, as far as the figure is concerned, it often extends far longer than most guys would assume. She may have some wrinkles in her face, but the rest of her is probably still in prime condition. Moving down the size spectrum some, I’ve always found Sharon Stone’s charming. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/8 "2002-03-26T02:54:38Z")
Sophia Loren Sophia Loren Sophia Loren ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/9 "2002-03-26T03:07:55Z")
I’m not much into breasts, having my own to keep me company, but what you say about Helen Mirren is true. Even past her prime, in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, she cut a dashing figure. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/10 "2002-03-26T03:39:35Z")
um, Terri Hatcher. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Maximino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@Mighty\_Maximino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Maximino)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/11 "2002-03-26T04:17:23Z")
Jennifer Connelly. I swear she’s at least half the reason God created eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/12 "2002-03-26T04:34:36Z")
I think Marilyn Monroe’s were quite easy on the eyes. Brigitte Bardot, too, although I don’t like her anymore. Twit. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/13 "2002-03-26T06:44:05Z")
In honor of last night’s big winner, Halle Berry, I’ll mention there were only two good reasons to sit through _Swordfish_. With her fellow award winner, Jennifer Connelly, this year’s Oscars may have showcased four of the finest breasts in cinema history. But for the Hollywood Breasts Lifetime Achievement Award, you’ve got to go with Susan Sarandon’s; great breasts that are now entering their fourth decade as performers. They certainly deserve a hand. And, by an amazing coincidence, mine’s available. ---
**Author:** ![Kang\_and\_Kodos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8baadc/32.png) [@Kang\_and\_Kodos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kang_and_Kodos)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/14 "2002-03-26T07:12:55Z")
Chin Witherspoon has an amazingly yummy body. Her pointless nude scene in TWILIGHT made me a believer. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/15 "2002-03-26T14:43:03Z")
Sophie Marceau ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/16 "2002-03-26T14:51:09Z")
I guess I’m showing my age, but Phoebe Cates scene in “Fast Times” was phenominal. Nice funbags. ---
**Author:** ![k.os](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@k.os](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k.os)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/17 "2002-03-26T15:05:54Z")
Emmanuelle Béart. In ‘La belle noiseuse’ she spends most of the movie with all of her clothes off, posing for an old painter. Not much action in that movie, but a beautiful movie still. ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/18 "2002-03-26T15:28:36Z")
Gotta agree on Jamie Lee and Phoebe. I saw some pictures of Gillian Anderson in a movie she did. Very nice. No phony airbags. Don’t know the movie but she was very womanly. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/19 "2002-03-26T15:41:37Z")
I just have to say, if there’s anything worse than the word “boobies” would have to be “funbags”. Do you people get laid, talking like that?! Heaven forbid. 🙂 Ummmm…Susan Sarandon in The Hunger. (I’m a heterosexual female, but then, so is Cathrine Deneuve as far as I know.) ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/20 "2002-03-26T15:42:36Z")
I second Jennifer Connelly. My God. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102.md?page=2)