# Best Breasts of Non-Porn Stars **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 26, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102 "2002-03-26T00:42:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/21 "2002-03-26T15:43:02Z")
Feature: Kate Winslet has the best tits on the planet. At least as far as oft-photgraphed ones go. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/22 "2002-03-26T15:43:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > **In honor of last night’s big winner, Halle Berry, I’ll mention there were only two good reasons to sit through _Swordfish_. With her fellow award winner, Jennifer Connelly, this year’s Oscars may have showcased four of the finest breasts in cinema history.** Six. Let’s not forget Uma Thurman, whose breasts are available for more leisurely viewing in Dangerous Liasons. ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/23 "2002-03-26T15:47:10Z")
Jenny Connelly had the gold medal ca. The Hot Spot, but something deflating has happened to them in recent years. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/24 "2002-03-26T15:48:21Z")
No question. Jean Simmons. Never saw the lil’ puppies unwrapped, but even in her 70’s she can keep a dress exactly as full as it ought to be. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/25 "2002-03-26T16:05:09Z")
Eric McCormack, of Will and Grace: Although I haven’t seen him shirtless, he looks great in a sweater. Nice lift, solid-looking but I could still rest my head on them. They are like smooth river stones caressed by the gentle waters. ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/26 "2002-03-26T16:21:05Z")
Helen Hunt does it for me. And has anybody noticed that the Breasts Most Admired are not those 44DDD’s? Just like a guy with a 12" schlong, it’s not something that generally creates desire…attracts attention, yes, but desire, no. Or am I guilty of trying to hijack? Sorry…☹ ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/27 "2002-03-26T17:49:45Z")
Let’s see… Angie Dickenson, _Big Bad Mama_. Karen Allen, _Until September_. Beverly D’Angelo, _Hair_. Kelly McGillis, _Witness_. Isabella Rosselini, _Blue Velvet_. Melanie Griffith, _Wild Thing_. And for Sarah Miles and Helen Mirren – lifetime achievement awards (what is it about English actresses?). ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/28 "2002-03-26T18:20:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > **I just have to say** No you don’t. > [@](#): > > \*\* if there’s anything worse than the word “boobies” would have to be “funbags”.\*\* Sorry…how 'bout “jugs?” > [@](#): > > **Do you people get laid, talking like that?! Heaven forbid. 🙂** No, I get laid talking like this…“Hey baby…wanna make $14 the hard way?” 😃 And might I add, Jennifer Tilly has a _great_ pair of, um… **HOOTERS** ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/29 "2002-03-26T18:35:25Z")
> [@](#): > > I just have to say, if there’s anything worse than the word “boobies” would have to be “funbags”. This is OT, but I used to have a book (by Ron Goulart – I can’t remember the title offhand) wherein one of the characters considered himself something of a breast connoisseur. Some of the names that he came up for them with were hysterical, although the only one I can remember now is “butterbags.” 😛 RR ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/30 "2002-03-26T19:12:36Z")
Who played Juliet in Polanski’s “Romeo and Juliet”? I vote for her. And Katie Holmes, and Jennifer Connelly, and Phoebe Coetes, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. And I also vote for “funbags”. ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/31 "2002-03-26T19:39:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RiverRunner \* > **This is OT, but I used to have a book (by Ron Goulart – I can’t remember the title offhand) wherein one of the characters considered himself something of a breast connoisseur. Some of the names that he came up for them with were hysterical, although the only one I can remember now is "butterbags."** Jennifer Connelly’s squeezies are indeed wonderful (Yay! _The Rocketeer_ is on again!), but if we’re discounting all porn stars, my favourite bunnymelons are mounted on Denise Richards (mmm… _Wild Things_…). Yummy! ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/32 "2002-03-26T19:44:32Z")
Um, is this really a discussion of ‘the arts’? If this thread doesn’t belong in IMHO, then what’s that forum for? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/33 "2002-03-26T19:54:36Z")
Arts _or_ entertainment, lissener. Boobies, if anything, are 100% entertainment. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/34 "2002-03-26T20:25:06Z")
Annette Benning, who was practically naked throughout all of Grifters. Rarrrrrr gimme some ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/35 "2002-03-26T22:34:28Z")
I just wish everyone would grow up and start calling them “Yobs” like any civilized adult. Oh, and in the catagory of quality-not-quantity: Sylvia Kristel, the first Emmanuelle. ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/36 "2002-03-26T22:37:19Z")
…And Jenny Agutter… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/37 "2002-03-26T23:05:54Z")
How about classical references? Perhaps we should call them “two things smalle”, which are not just “to tell a female frome a male”? And if she’s eligible (having started her career posing nude for a calender), I’m definitely going to have to vote for Norma Jean Baker, here. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/38 "2002-03-26T23:19:18Z")
How about “chesticles” And I vote for Jennifer Connelly, Halle Berry, and Teri Hatcher. (The French _and_ German judges cheated, so I awarded **3** gold medals). ---
**Author:** ![tighthead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@tighthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tighthead)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/39 "2002-03-26T23:27:41Z")
> [@](#): > > I just have to say, if there’s anything worse than the word “boobies” would have to be “funbags”. Do you people get laid, talking like that?! Heaven forbid. I suppose you prefer the term “dirtypillows”. How about “cans”. For example - \*\* That bird has nice cans \*\*. JB ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/40 "2002-03-27T00:59:46Z")
I gotta admit I died when I saw ‘funbags’. Mean, but funny. Denise Richards in ‘Wild Things’, I don’t think those are real, does that count?? The love of my life, **Jodie Foster** in ‘Nell’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102.md?page=3)