# Best Breasts of Non-Porn Stars **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 26, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102 "2002-03-26T00:42:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/41 "2002-03-27T01:41:57Z")
Those of you shouting the praises of Jennifer Connelly–did you not even see her in the Oscars? It didn’t look like she had any to speak of! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/42 "2002-03-27T02:34:08Z")
I vote for Natasha Henstridge’s breasts in _Species_. They are truely just a notch below perfection. But I admit that I haven’t seen many of the ones listed here. Looks like I have some movies to rent. ---
**Author:** ![lethean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@lethean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lethean)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/43 "2002-03-27T03:51:55Z")
Ewan. McGregor. Oh, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/44 "2002-03-27T04:29:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neofishboy \* > \*\*…And Jenny Agutter… \*\* Has she done anything since _Logan’s Run_? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/45 "2002-03-27T05:22:56Z")
Let’s not forget Heather Graham (for that one scene in _Boogie Nights_) and Angelina Jolie. And myself, I prefer “Garbonzas”. Or perhaps “Bazooms”. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/46 "2002-03-27T05:53:42Z")
I gotta give a second to Angelina Jolie’s…man, those are so nice. Also, Kari Wuher has some VERY nice boobies. Hell, they are some of the best on the planet. They are the perfect size (for me, anyways…looks to be in the upper range of B cup.) ANd oh so perky. And judging by what few movies I have seen her in, she loves showin’ them off! ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/47 "2002-03-27T07:24:56Z")
> [@](#): > > Has she done anything since Logan’s Run? The first thing that popped into \*my \* head was \*An American Werewolf in London \* . When I checked the IMDB, however, they listed forty-five post \*Logan’s Run \* film and TV roles. I regret to inform you that they continue in their failure to provide helpful boobie info. Goddamn choirboys… Though, now that I think about it…maybe it’s her eyes… damn I’m shallow… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/48 "2002-03-27T07:45:39Z")
Thanks to Craig Hosoda and “The Bare Facts Video Guide”, we know that Jenny Agutter bared her bouncers in _Logan’s Run_; showed off her smiddys in _An American Werewolf in London_; flashed her headlights in _Sweet William_; exposed her globes of joy in _Walkabout_; and displayed her dollies (along with her duffus and even her downshire) in _China 9, Liberty 37_. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/49 "2002-03-27T14:11:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by easy e \* > \*\*Those of you shouting the praises of Jennifer Connelly–did you not even see her in the Oscars? It didn’t look like she had any to speak of! \*\* There’s been deflation. It’s the loss of a national treasure, if you ask me. Do a quick search on eBay for “jennifer connelly” and you’ll see what we’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/50 "2002-03-27T14:12:32Z")
What no Greta Scacchi? For the love of God people, sort yourselves out. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/51 "2002-03-27T14:43:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 5 time champ \* > \*\*um, Terri Hatcher. \*\* I hear they’re real and they’re spectacular. D&R Sua ---
**Author:** ![Aleq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@Aleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aleq)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/52 "2002-03-27T15:36:10Z")
Gotta post a vote for Sherilyn Fenn, dang that woman is gorgeous and in such a cute little pocket size, too… ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/53 "2002-03-27T15:37:43Z")
Sua-😃 I was also surprised at all the Jennifer Connelly votes, after seeing the Oscars, so I did the recommended imge search. She did have nice breasts back in the day, but I think too much weight loss, the lack of push-up bras that were everpresent in most of the pics I saw , and maybe just plain old gravity has taken its toll on those beauties. Too bad. I can hardly imagine breasts looking less attractive than hers did at this years Oscars. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/54 "2002-03-27T15:58:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bouv \* > **I gotta give a second to Angelina Jolie’s…man, those are so nice.** If you haven’t, you should check out a movie called _Foxfire_. One scene shows Angelina sitting around topless with three other girls, including my vote, Hedy Burress. Yow. They ain’t big, but they’re perfectly shaped. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/55 "2002-03-27T16:21:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sidle \* > \*\*Sua-😃 > > I was also surprised at all the Jennifer Connelly votes, after seeing the Oscars, so I did the recommended imge search. > She did have nice breasts back in the day, but I think too much weight loss, the lack of push-up bras that were everpresent in most of the pics I saw , and maybe just plain old gravity has taken its toll on those beauties. Too bad. I can hardly imagine breasts looking less attractive than hers did at this years Oscars. \*\* Yes, sadly, Jennifer Connelly seems to have been sucked into Hollywood’s anorexia cult. She looked much better (IMHO) with a few more pounds on her. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/56 "2002-03-28T00:00:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Torque \* > \*\* > > If you haven’t, you should check out a movie called _Foxfire_. One scene shows Angelina sitting around topless with three other girls, including my vote, Hedy Burress. Yow. They ain’t big, but they’re perfectly shaped. \*\* No pic in [imdb.com](http://imdb.com), rats! Slight hijack, do women really sit around naked and talk like this?? I find this hard to believe. ---
**Author:** ![NoSubstitute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@NoSubstitute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoSubstitute)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/57 "2002-03-28T01:59:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spoke- \* > \*\* > > Six. Let’s not forget Uma Thurman, whose breasts are available for more leisurely viewing in Dangerous Liasons. \*\* Ummmmmmaaaaaaa Thhhhuuurrrmmmaaaaaaannnn – must walk across broken glass on my knees… Sorry must have fallen into a hypnotic transe for a minute. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/58 "2002-03-28T02:51:51Z")
Catherine Bell. Lieutenant Colonel Sarah MacKenzie U.S.M.C. I love a woman in uniform:) ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/59 "2002-03-28T06:10:33Z")
The best statement ever about breast nomenclature: > [@](#): > > I believe it’s derogatory to refer to a woman’s breasts as “boobs”, “jugs”, “winnebagos” or “golden bozos”… and that you should only refer to them as “hooters”. > > ``` > - Steve Martin > > ``` If you want to read the whole “What I believe” bit, the transcript is here: [http://snltranscripts.jt.org/scripts/79smono.phtml](http://snltranscripts.jt.org/scripts/79smono.phtml) ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102/60 "2002-03-29T04:56:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Billy Baroo \* > \*\*Jenny Connelly had the gold medal ca. The Hot Spot, but something deflating has happened to them in recent years. \*\* I agree. They looked completely deflated. Perhaps after weaning her children, they never regained their previous stature. In “Career Opportunities”, there was that scene where Jim (Frank Whaley) asked Josie (JC) to ride on a kiddie ride, and he watched her slowly undulate. :D:D Or better yet: In “Inventing the Abbotts”, when Doug (Joaquin Phoenix) finds Eleanor (JC) and his brother John boinking. She’s astride him, without her top. Oh, Man! :D:D:D:D:D [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-breasts-of-non-porn-stars/100102.md?page=2)