# Best Bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 29, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212 "2000-08-29T17:23:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/21 "2000-08-29T22:11:50Z")
I have the following bumper stickers, although they aren’t on my car because my car isn’t worth putting stuff on. Cthulu Loves You You’re just jealous because the voices talk to me. I Ain’t No Hippie - I’m Just a Well-Groomed Mountain-Man! It’s Not the Principal of the Thing - It’s the Money! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/22 "2000-08-29T22:43:55Z")
In reply to the ever-so-obnoxiously-superior “car empty in case of Rapture”: \*\* In case of Rapture, can I have your car?" \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/23 "2000-08-29T23:12:02Z")
[http://www.evolvefish.com](http://www.evolvefish.com) This has a lot of great bumper stickers, including many of the ones mentioned on this thread and also happens to be the site where I stole my sig from. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/24 "2000-08-30T00:14:53Z")
If We’re Not Supposed To Eat Animals, Why Do They Make Them Out Of Meat? (Personal Fave) B-I-T-C-H = Boys I’ll Take Charge Here Never Get Behind A VW Bus! (On a VW bus) Horn Broken, Watch For Finger The Moral Majority Is Neither My Dog Humped The Instructor’s Leg At Obedience School. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/25 "2000-08-30T01:01:50Z")
quote “Grow your own Dope, plant a man!” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/26 "2000-08-30T01:10:15Z")
_GO HAWKS GO !!!_… and take the Falcons with you. ---
**Author:** ![PaperBlob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@PaperBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaperBlob)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/27 "2000-08-30T01:28:54Z")
I’d Kill Flipper for a Tuna Sandwich Lawyers Eat Their Young Just Visiting This Planet ---
**Author:** ![bugman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@bugman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bugman)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/28 "2000-08-30T01:36:44Z")
“Rehab is for quitters” cracked me up the first time I saw that one. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/29 "2000-08-30T01:40:30Z")
If you’re agoraphobic, you’d be home by now. I’m Pro-Lifejacket and I Boat! I Haven’t Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister. Marching to the Beat of A Different Bagpiper. Animal Testing Is Wrong. The Animals Get Nervous An Give You Incorrect Answers. Red Meat Isn’t Bad For You. Fuzzy Green Meat Is Bad For You. (I originally had this in “worst”, but the more I think about it…) Paradigm Shift Happens. Born-Again Reincarnationist. ---
**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/30 "2000-08-30T01:42:18Z")
Bad cop, no donut. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/31 "2000-08-30T01:50:07Z")
“Support your right to arm bears” ---
**Author:** ![MrKurtz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/278dde/32.png) [@MrKurtz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKurtz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/32 "2000-08-30T01:57:48Z")
Cthulu Saves! He might get hungry later Cthulu for President- The Stars Are Right That reminds me, I’ll have to look for another Cthulu for President packet from Chaosium this year. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/33 "2000-08-30T02:03:57Z")
Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/34 "2000-08-30T02:07:10Z")
Bad boy, go to my room! I only LOOK sweet and innocent We are the people our parents warned us about He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell! Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch! If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures This one is a key chain but it’s the same type of thing You can fool some of the people all of the time, they’re called men. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/35 "2000-08-30T02:25:21Z")
From [http://www.landoverbaptist.org](http://www.landoverbaptist.org): Get Your Ass To Church!! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/36 "2000-08-30T03:03:40Z")
I like these: Forget the Jonses, I keep us up with The Simpsons! (becuase we all love The Simpsons, right?) I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Your kid may be an honor student, but you are still an idiot. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! (As an official practicing procrastinator, this one is near and dear to my heart.) Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. And my personal all-time favourite: Why use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice? ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/37 "2000-08-30T04:19:16Z")
my fave for years: “Who are the Grateful Dead, and why do they keep following me?” ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/38 "2000-08-30T05:26:05Z")
Sorry, I didn’t check the rest of the thread to see if this was there, but this one rocks: **Bumper Sticker** It’s your _generic_ bumper sticker. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Esstriol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cab0a1/32.png) [@Esstriol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esstriol)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/39 "2000-08-30T07:52:03Z")
Line Dancing : See what happens when cousins breed ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212/40 "2000-08-30T08:16:45Z")
Are In and Out Burgers National, or are they local to California (or Southern California)? In and Out has bumper stickers which they either give away or sell. Said bumper sticker has a logo and says: “In and Out Burger” Most of these bumper stickers I’ve seen, have the “B” and “R” of “Burger” snipped away. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/31212.md?page=3)