# Best bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975 "2001-08-19T03:16:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/1 "2001-08-19T03:16:40Z")
Ignore the environment, it’ll go away. and one that looked like one big band-aid. ---
**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/2 "2001-08-19T03:49:02Z")
I found Jesus and he said, “Tag! You’re it” I’m not born again, my mom got it right the first time ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/3 "2001-08-19T04:44:48Z")
Positrons are another matter. ---
**Author:** ![Philosophocles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/4 "2001-08-19T04:53:07Z")
Warning: In the event of the rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned. Okay, well maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/5 "2001-08-19T05:06:15Z")
Forget World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal! ---
**Author:** ![Tedster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@Tedster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tedster)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/6 "2001-08-19T07:06:32Z")
“Visualize whirled peas” "Earth First! (We’ll strip mine the other planets later) ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/7 "2001-08-19T07:46:06Z")
Laughed like an idiot when I saw this one… **Support Faith-Based Missile Defense Systems** ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/8 "2001-08-19T08:01:29Z")
“My Other Car Is A Broomstick” (ubiquitous in New Age bookstores in the mid-90s) “In case of Rapture, can I have your car?” “Kill a gay baby whale for Jesus!” jayjay ---
**Author:** ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/9 "2001-08-19T09:31:03Z")
The best sticker I ever had was a generic sticker. It had those blue stripes across the bottom like you used to see printed on generic products. Printed on it was just the one word “Sticker.” ---
**Author:** ![Janet\_O](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Janet\_O](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Janet_O)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/10 "2001-08-19T09:42:46Z")
“Yes I mind if you smoke. Do you mind if I fart?” ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/11 "2001-08-19T12:47:00Z")
“Just say…Hey, what were supposed to say again?” ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/12 "2001-08-19T12:48:35Z")
Related to the one above, but on a tee-shirt: “Let me get this straight, man…I can get stoned if I fry an egg?” ---
**Author:** ![BlueMoonofKentucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8dc957/32.png) [@BlueMoonofKentucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMoonofKentucky)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/13 "2001-08-19T13:54:25Z")
WWPPD? What Would Pontius Pilate Do? 😃 God, I love that one. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/14 "2001-08-19T14:00:42Z")
Seen on the same truck: I (heart) my boss I (heart) my job I’m self-employed! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/15 "2001-08-19T14:08:09Z")
Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Inside of one of the Jesus Fish: n’ chips. I just love that one. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/16 "2001-08-19T14:10:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Philosophocles \* > \*\*Warning: In the event of the rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned. > \*\* That would be known in the medical cirles as “cars-trated.” ---
**Author:** ![panzermanpanzerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9bcb4/32.png) [@panzermanpanzerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panzermanpanzerman)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/17 "2001-08-19T17:24:46Z")
Blame Me! I voted for NADER! ---
**Author:** ![sdarr2002](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@sdarr2002](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdarr2002)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/18 "2001-08-19T20:27:06Z")
my child was “inmate of the month” at county jail wwed- what would elvis do? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/19 "2001-08-19T20:32:17Z")
I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/20 "2001-08-19T20:41:36Z")
I like the Jesus Fish ‘N’ Chips variation that was mentioned earlier; that one’s hilarious. Second only to the Jesus fish that says “Gefilte” inside it. **The Bobs** have a song called “Kill Your Television”; the lyrics of that song are all from bumper stickers. It’s a great song, but it sounds _so_ much better live than on the CD. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=2)