# Best bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975 "2001-08-19T03:16:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/41 "2001-08-20T13:29:19Z")
“My karma ran over my dogma” ---
**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/42 "2001-08-20T13:34:39Z")
“Don’t tell my mother I’m a lawyer, she thinks I’m a crack-dealing pimp”, seen on the (very expensive) vehicle of a local barrister. ---
**Author:** ![H8\_2\_W8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/43 "2001-08-20T13:38:50Z")
When I saw a girl (who was 'bout 20, trashy-slutty-yet sexy) who had a sticker that said “Mean People Suck, but I Swallow” I almost drove off the road. Also, there’s a dump truck company in this area that lets the drivers personalize their trucks by having messages painted on the back of the trucks. Most have goofy little sayings, but the one I liked the best was “Be a Flirt, Lift your Shirt.” I don’t know if he gets flashed, but I suppose it is worth a shot. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/44 "2001-08-20T13:40:38Z")
In the unique and perplexing vein, my brother has a custom made window sticker on his car that says: “cheesephonedesk handtablemagazine ducktapedtarp brokechair cakecase forkinthehead beanskintreetwig” I still don’t know if it means anything, though he claims that there’s a story behind it. ---
**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/45 "2001-08-20T13:47:35Z")
Jesus Saves but Buddha recycles ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/46 "2001-08-20T13:51:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*…YOU! Out of the gene pool! \*\* I’ve seen two variants of this: [li] **Who pee’d in your gene pool?** [/li][li] **You’re from the shallow end of the gene pool, aren’t you?** [/li] My favs: **Hi! I’m the Dread Pirate Roberts[sup]TM[/sup] #7326. Ask me about franchise opportunities!** [paraphrase - I can’t remember it correctly, but damned near drove off the rode when I saw it] **Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.** and on my car - **Born-again Reincarnationist** ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/47 "2001-08-20T14:34:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sewalk \* > \*\*What? Nobody else likes “Mean People Suck”? \*\* A friend of mine tells me he’s seen one that says: No, You Suck signed: The Mean People I like it. Too bad I haven’t seen it myself. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/48 "2001-08-20T14:40:36Z")
There is a car driving around here in Sprinfield, Illinois with very darkly tinted windows and hopped up wheels. In the back window is a sticker that says, “Don’t laugh - your daughter may be in here.” Yikes! Tibs. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/49 "2001-08-21T08:00:48Z")
“when you invite people to think your are inviting revolution.” ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/50 "2001-08-21T12:51:48Z")
I have the best bumpersticker EVER (IMHO,anyway) It has the head od The Tick, and says: Honk if you love justice! How cool is that? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Bee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Larry\_Bee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Bee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/51 "2001-08-21T17:04:58Z")
Written in the dirt on the back of a truck “I wish my wife was this dirty” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/52 "2001-08-21T17:24:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by katie1341 \* > \*\* “WWJD? (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?)” > > ``` > ** > > ``` Me! Me! “Vegetarians do it with relish…and carry a condiment!” On the same car: “Kill Your Television” Bart Simpson saying “Yo, Dude!” Seen on the back of a motorcycle jacket: “If you can read this, the bitch fell off.” ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/53 "2001-08-21T17:29:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mikahw \* > \*\*I saw one on the side of a van that said: “Driver only carries $20 in ammunition” > > I need to find one of those. I could put right next to the “Guns don’t kill people; I do” sticker. Truthfully, though, I’d prefer to have a sticker that says “Guns don’t kill people; bullets do”. \*\* I saw a variation of this: “Guns don’t kill people. Radical Pro-Lifers kill people.” ---
**Author:** ![Nausicaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@Nausicaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nausicaa)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/54 "2001-08-21T17:39:18Z")
I love this one: Jesus loves you, the rest of us think you’re an asshole! ---
**Author:** ![navtechie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@navtechie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/navtechie)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/55 "2001-08-21T20:59:38Z")
Seeing as I absolutely can’t stand people that drive while on the cell phone, I have this on my car Maybe you would drive better with that cell phone shoved up your ass! ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/56 "2001-08-21T21:21:27Z")
“Get any closer and I’ll EAT you.” “Don’t piss me off. I’m running out of places to hide the dead bodies.” “QQQQ” “I \ my dog.” “Horn broken. Watch for finger.” And of course, many of the ones that have already been mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![eightpot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eightpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eightpot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/57 "2001-08-21T22:02:18Z")
Have one on mine, under the “Best4x4xfar” sticker, I thought the following was rather apt considering my Rangie was built before that certain German firm came in and Asset Striped - I mean, ran the Rover Group 100% BMW Free but have seen these on the back of other Land Rovers: “You are My Crumple Zone” “For the last time, its not a f\*\*king Jeep” ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/58 "2001-08-21T22:03:58Z")
I found these amusing. Keep honking. I’m reloading. He who lives by the sword dies by the crossbow bolt. Blood is thicker than water and much tastier. However, this one was so superior sounding it bugged me. At a friends school, all children are honored. ---
**Author:** ![nooc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b487fb/32.png) [@nooc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nooc)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/59 "2001-08-21T22:13:29Z")
I like mine “I like your girlfriend” and I used to have one that said “life is short, party naked” with calvin running naked on it. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/60 "2001-08-21T23:26:36Z")
I was nearly run off of a two-lane undivided highway by a tractor-trailer with a bumper sticker on the back of the trailer that read: “If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=4)