# Best bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975 "2001-08-19T03:16:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![audient](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@audient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audient)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/61 "2001-08-22T01:13:28Z")
favorite sticker for a non-land vehicle, on a swedish jet fighter: My other Saab is a car. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/62 "2001-08-22T01:30:59Z")
On the car in front of us while a scrawny, pale, and very male friend of mine was driving: “Show me your bodacious ta-tas” We’ve never stopped teasing him about it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/63 "2001-08-22T02:15:24Z")
Pointed out to me by my date: Drink till he’s cute I’ve seen: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to drive by again? I’m here! But about your other 2 wishes… On my car: …and your point is? Formerly on my car: Worship me like the goddess I am ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/64 "2001-08-23T01:33:20Z")
Saw this one just today: A thousand points of light - and we get the dim one. ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/65 "2001-08-23T02:15:27Z")
“Reunite Pangea” … or maybe it was “… Gondwanaland”? Anyway, I’m all for it. Right after we break up MicroSoft. ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/66 "2001-08-23T02:24:48Z")
how about: “this vehicle insured by smith & wesson” “if you can read this, flip me over!” (upside down on a jeep) “WARNING: this vehicle is disposable, piss me off at your own risk” (on the back of my chevy citation II) “your favorite band sucks!” ---
**Author:** ![Galan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@Galan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/67 "2001-08-23T03:08:36Z")
I’ve seen: “Duck Fubya” “Shut up and drive!” “Remember democracy?” ---
**Author:** ![gorewonfla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/da6949/32.png) [@gorewonfla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gorewonfla)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/68 "2001-08-23T05:41:25Z")
“If you can read this then you’re not the president” “WWMD–What Would Moses Do?” “Guns don’t kill people, bullets do” ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/69 "2001-08-23T05:48:57Z")
Our neighbor had: Some mornings I wake up cranky. Other times I let him sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Evno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Evno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evno)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/70 "2001-08-23T06:03:36Z")
Ive never seen these on bumper stickers, but they’d be good ones: **I HATE FUN** and **MY DIXIE WRECKED SOFA KING WHAT** (if you don’t get the last one, say it aloud to someone nearby and watch their reaction) ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/71 "2001-08-23T06:33:38Z")
Bachelor of Physics asks “Why does it work?” Bachelor of Mathematics asks “How does it work?” Bachelor of Economics asks “How much does it cost?” Bachelor of Arts asks “You want fries with that?” People protest furs and not leather because it’s easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ---
**Author:** ![frock75](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@frock75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frock75)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/72 "2001-08-23T06:46:04Z")
My Parents think I’m in college. It will be a great day, when schools have all the money they need and the military will have to hold a bake sale to get a new bomber. My balls, your chin. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/73 "2001-08-23T09:03:34Z")
**Jesus is coming…** [sub]Look Busy[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BlueMoonofKentucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8dc957/32.png) [@BlueMoonofKentucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMoonofKentucky)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/74 "2001-08-23T13:50:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eightpot \* > \*\*Have one on mine, under the “Best4x4xfar” sticker, I thought the following was rather apt considering my Rangie was built before that certain German firm came in and Asset Striped - I mean, ran the Rover Group > > 100% BMW Free > > but have seen these on the back of other Land Rovers: > > “You are My Crumple Zone” > > “For the last time, its not a f\*\*king Jeep” \*\* Seen on many rockcrawling Jeeps here in the Appalachians, including mine, which of course, was also built before ‘german intervention’- _ **Landrover Recovery Team** _😃 See you on the trails… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/75 "2001-08-23T14:10:56Z")
You’re a feminist? How cute! ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/76 "2001-08-23T17:57:08Z")
I liked the one “Keep honking, I’m reloding.” saw it this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Chinaco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71c47a/32.png) [@Chinaco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chinaco)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/77 "2001-08-23T20:01:03Z")
“Don’t blame me. I voted for the Fat Elvis.” ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/78 "2001-08-23T20:16:03Z")
“Don’t pray in my school and I won’t think in your church.” “I’m pro-lifejacket and I boat!” “Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph” ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/79 "2001-08-23T20:34:12Z")
“Isis! Isis! Ra Ra Ra!!!” “That which does not kill me…had better run damned fast” Plenty of others I can’t think of right now… ---
**Author:** ![AMM9132](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba9def/32.png) [@AMM9132](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AMM9132)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/80 "2001-08-23T22:45:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mikahw \* > \*\*I saw one on the side of a van that said: “Driver only carries $20 in ammunition” > \*\* Some of my favorites are: “This car protected by Smith and Wesson.” “My child is student of the month at the Punk Rock Academy” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=5)