# Best bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975 "2001-08-19T03:16:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/81 "2001-08-23T23:14:48Z")
One I just saw the other day and thought was great: **Honk If You Passed P-Chem** That was the toughest class I ever took, harder than any physics or engineering course. And I was barely entitled to honk. ---
**Author:** ![Dryfreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@Dryfreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryfreeze)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/82 "2001-08-24T00:09:54Z")
My friend and i thought of this one Put on some (insert picture of a t-shirt and pants) Cover your (insert picture of a dinner roll or two) It rains, it poors, and then it snows Fat Hoes In Small Clothes Cover your Rolls ---
**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/83 "2001-08-24T00:31:50Z")
Seen on the driver’s window of a huge rig: “No Shirt No Shoes No Problem!” ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/84 "2001-08-24T02:05:22Z")
God was my co-pilot…but we crashed in the Andes and i had to eat him. If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car? All around me i see nothing but Chaos, Panic and Disorder…At last, my work here is done! ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/85 "2001-09-08T05:58:31Z")
Saw a couple of classics recently. First off this one, which caused me to laugh so hard the woman in the car with the sticker waved to me, smiling: Support Faith-based Missile Defense Systems And today, driving around Tucson, I was presented with this thought: What if the Hokey Pokey _ **is** _ what it’s all about? ---
**Author:** ![ewing1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@ewing1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ewing1)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/86 "2001-09-08T06:28:04Z")
Some of my favorites: “If you’re close enough to read this, I’m close enough to flick boogers on your windshield.” “WARNING: This car protected by Q Branch!” “Watch my rear end, not hers.” “Veni, vidi, VISA – I came, I saw, I shopped!” and the one I’d love to get. . . . “BAD COP! NO DONUT!” ---
**Author:** ![Turlough](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@Turlough](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turlough)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/87 "2001-09-08T13:14:57Z")
My cousin had this one: “Remember my name, You’ll be screaming it later” ---
**Author:** ![BlueMoonofKentucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8dc957/32.png) [@BlueMoonofKentucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMoonofKentucky)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/88 "2001-09-08T13:51:47Z")
Seen last night on a very well used nissan. **You may soar like an Eagle, but turkeys are rarely sucked into jet engines** Hee ehehe ---
**Author:** ![Mousseduck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mousseduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mousseduck)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/89 "2001-09-08T14:17:03Z")
“I brake for tailgaters” I like that one because I actually do brake when people are tailgating me. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/90 "2001-09-08T14:21:09Z")
Whatever doesn’t kill me only points me in the general direction of death. (thought that one up myself, put it on a bumper sticker) ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/91 "2001-09-08T14:23:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Turlough \* > \*\*My cousin had this one: > “Remember my name, You’ll be screaming it later” \*\* Ok, now I’m scared. Ppl quoting their cousins on bumper stickers like that… Oh, and I love the “BAD COP, NO DONUT!!”, ewing1. ---
**Author:** ![jebert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ec9cab/32.png) [@jebert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jebert)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/92 "2001-09-08T16:36:24Z")
If it’s got tits or tires, … you’re gonna have problems. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/93 "2001-09-08T18:31:34Z")
I used to have a fish-n-chips fish on my car, until it broke… I need to get a new one. Anyway, I too love the “Horn Broken, Watch for Finger.” For some reason that just really, really hits my funnybone. I like “My Kid Is a Student at University of Michigan. Honk and Throw Money!” My parents used to have one that said “My Daughter And My Money Go To Randolph-Macon Woman’s College.” And while it’s sort of lame, this one made me snort yesterday, I think because I fell for it (thinking it was serious until I read the second line). It was on the back of some sort of business-style panel van: Driver Carries No Cash _He’s Married_ ---
**Author:** ![Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/94 "2001-09-08T21:49:11Z")
This is from a Far Side comic (how I loved that strip.) Two aliens in their little hovering transportation dealy, bumber sticker says: “Ray guns don’t kill Zorbonians, Zorbonians kill Zorbonians.” ---
**Author:** ![Lucifer12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@Lucifer12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucifer12)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/95 "2001-09-08T22:47:34Z")
On my car: GABBA GABBA HEY ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/96 "2001-09-09T01:11:56Z")
“Honk if you hate noise pollution.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/97 "2001-09-09T02:00:17Z")
‘Gabba Gabba Hey’? I know that as the cheat code introducer for the classic videogame _Descent_. Does it have another meaning, or do you just get to be invulnerable with Mega-Wowie-Zowie? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Turlough](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@Turlough](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turlough)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/98 "2001-09-09T02:43:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by clayton\_e \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Turlough \* > > \*\*My cousin had this one: > > “Remember my name, You’ll be screaming it later” \*\* > > Ok, now I’m scared. Ppl quoting their cousins on bumper stickers like that… > > Oh, and I love the “BAD COP, NO DONUT!!”, ewing1. \*\* I never said I liked the guy ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/99 "2001-09-09T04:54:27Z")
_Get Drunk and Be Somebody_ _No more Hiroshimas? Easy. No more Pearl Harbors!_ And right after the election, in the style of the Gore campaign stickers: _Sore Loser man_ ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/100 "2001-09-09T05:19:07Z")
“I might grow older but I’ll never grow up!” (A Canadian Classic) “In Vancouver you don’t tan, you rust!” And a classic that a girl from my church has- a Darwin creature being eaten by a fish! I hate those Darwin Critters! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=6)