# Best bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975 "2001-08-19T03:16:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Lucifer12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@Lucifer12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucifer12)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/101 "2001-09-09T16:03:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\*‘Gabba Gabba Hey’? I know that as the cheat code introducer for the classic videogame _Descent_. Does it have another meaning, or do you just get to be invulnerable with Mega-Wowie-Zowie? 🙂 \*\* Oy vey - kids! :rolleyes: The Ramones, dude! ‘Gabba Gabba Hey’ is a saying associated with The Ramones. Man…I feel all old and feeble now. I would have also used ‘Hey Ho Let’s Go’ but I couldn’t find that on a bumper sticker. That’s also the Ramones. Of course, since ‘ho’ doesn’t mean what it used to, nobody under 30 would understand it. ---
**Author:** ![Lateralus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@Lateralus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lateralus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/102 "2001-09-09T19:39:45Z")
\ Jesus is coming! Somebody grab a towel! I’m going to be flamed for this. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/103 "2001-09-09T20:09:23Z")
My son Nick has a \*\* RAMONES \*\* sticker over the third brake light in his car. Looks great at night. ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/104 "2001-09-10T00:30:27Z")
After I become filthy rich, I will drive a Bently with a bumper sticker that says “redneck” ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/105 "2001-09-10T09:33:48Z")
“Will work for bandwidth.” under the license plate, and where the dealer sticker was I took letters and spelled out “SUCKS” right underneath it. (I had to have $1300 in repairs right after I got it and they told me to shove off.) And I HAD a Darwin fish, but living in the Bible-thumping South some (Baptist, I’m sure) twerp stole it off my trunk and threw it out or something. Examination of the leftover adheshive showed removal by force, and it wasn’t laying anywhere near the car. I’ve found a sticker of the big red circle with the bar through it…the inside says GOD…let’s see them peel that bugger off. 😃 (I love that smiley…) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/106 "2001-09-10T15:17:37Z")
One side: my kid can beat up your honor roll student Other side: my kid is an honor roll student ---
**Author:** ![ninja\_rydr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8491ac/32.png) [@ninja\_rydr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninja_rydr)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/107 "2001-09-10T15:38:36Z")
On the back of my car, “Don’t Like Guns? Don’t Buy Any” ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/108 "2001-09-10T19:26:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ninja\_rydr \* > \*\*On the back of my car, “Don’t Like Guns? Don’t Buy Any” \*\* YES!! That’s one of the best I’ve heard. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/109 "2001-09-14T10:22:04Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* [ And I HAD a Darwin fish, but living in the Bible-thumping South some (Baptist, I’m sure) twerp stole it off my trunk and threw it out or something. Examination of the leftover adheshive showed removal by force, and it wasn’t laying anywhere near the car. Hey! Couldn’t have been a BAPTIST! Musta been one 'o them other denominations! Darn Heathen! Anyway, here another one in the cataguory of " I can’t believe I laughed at that!" I still miss my “ex”- But my aim is improving! ---
**Author:** ![Gamelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d07c76/32.png) [@Gamelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gamelan)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/110 "2001-09-14T20:14:12Z")
‘My kid has sex with Honor Roll Students’ ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/111 "2001-09-14T21:52:03Z")
"I don’t mind straight people as long as they act gay in public. " That one just cracks me up. 😃 ~karol ---
**Author:** ![gypsy\_gurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@gypsy\_gurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy_gurl)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/112 "2001-09-14T22:37:40Z")
gypsy’s triumphant return… (that was an announcement, not a sticker bright one ;)) “My child was inmate of the month at county jail” “STEAL THIS CAR!!” “Told you my other car was a porche” I’m still hooked on the visualize whirled peas…love that one…actually saw it the day we left for Woodstock '99 ---
**Author:** ![LESTAT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19b73/32.png) [@LESTAT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LESTAT)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/113 "2001-09-14T23:24:01Z")
I work at a sign shop & I have made several bumper stickers & decals for people such as: Mean people suck, Nice people swallow I love children, I just can never finish a whole one I love children, Taste like Chicken Real Men Don’t Use Stun Then there was one from the Seventies: a british flag on the left with this caption on the right “Give ourselves back to England” I read in OMNI magazine back in the sevenites or eighties about a bumper sticker in the year 2000 that I just had to make last year: “Disco Still Sucks” And more recently: Nuke the palestinians, Till They Glow ---
**Author:** ![LESTAT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19b73/32.png) [@LESTAT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LESTAT)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/114 "2001-09-14T23:34:20Z")
the moral majority is niether ---
**Author:** ![LESTAT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19b73/32.png) [@LESTAT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LESTAT)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/115 "2001-09-14T23:41:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\*‘Gabba Gabba Hey’? I know that as the cheat code introducer for the classic videogame _Descent_. Does it have another meaning, or do you just get to be invulnerable with Mega-Wowie-Zowie? 🙂 \*\* Gabba gabba hey is a lyric from a ramones song “gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us” which was taken from an old b&w movie called “Freaks” ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/116 "2001-09-15T03:28:43Z")
a fellow [Neopian](http://www.neopets.com) has this one: The wise Aisha has long ears and a short tongue. it’s funny to other neopians, i guess. i saw these the other day: Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. The truth will ouch. when in doubt, duck (:D) Copy from one, it’s plagiarism. copy from two, it’s research! I’m so broke i can’t even pay attention (seen on a really beat-up car) I owe… I owe… it’s off to work i go… insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids you toucha my truck, i breaka your face and one of my all-time favorites: A woman’s place is [crossed out]in the home[/crossed] on the web 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ewing1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@ewing1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ewing1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/117 "2001-09-15T03:41:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*a fellow [Neopian](http://www.neopets.com) has this one: > > A woman’s place is [crossed out]in the home[/crossed] on the web > 😃 \*\* The original version of that one was: “A Woman’s Place is in the House. . .and the Senate”. Anyway, someone brought up some from the '70’s and '80’s, which reminded me of a classic advertising slogan that, if it wasn’t on a bumper sticker, should have been (I know it was on T-shirts, and I wish I had one): “If it ain’t Stiff, it ain’t worth a f\*ck!” Several women friends of mine said they’d love to have such a bumper sticker even today. . . . . ---
**Author:** ![LESTAT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19b73/32.png) [@LESTAT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LESTAT)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/118 "2001-09-15T18:31:52Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by ewing1 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*a fellow [Neopian](http://www.neopets.com) has this on… > > Anyway, someone brought up some from the '70’s and '80’s, which reminded me of a classic advertising slogan that, if it wasn’t on a bumper sticker, should have been (I know it was on T-shirts, and I wish I had one): > > “If it ain’t Stiff, it ain’t worth a f\*ck!” > > Several women friends of mine said they’d love to have such a bumper sticker even today. . . . . \*\* This was the slogan of Stiff Records who handled alot of punk acts. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/119 "2001-09-17T02:47:18Z")
I’ll never forget reading bout this in Reader’s Digest when I was a teenager: One one side of a bumper reads: El Paso. Across the other bumper that had a ding in it: El Cruncho. I’ve always loved that. ---
**Author:** ![PigBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@PigBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigBoy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/120 "2001-09-17T03:13:46Z")
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