# Best bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975 "2001-08-19T03:16:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/121 "2001-09-17T03:16:56Z")
Here’s yet another “Mean People” Mean people make little mean people! It’s not exactly a bumper sticker, but back in the Seventies, a guy I knew did an extremely realistic band-aid over the ding in his fender. Over it he wrote “Ouch!” ---
**Author:** ![Another\_Primate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Another\_Primate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Primate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/122 "2001-09-17T04:07:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PlanMan \* > \*\*“Vote Republican - Its Easier Than Thinking” > > [hijack] > and not a bumper sticker, but a vanity tag… > A University of Florida special tag “FOURQ” > > how did THAT get past the folks at the tag agency? > [/hijack] \*\* Years ago, when Oregon first starting offering personalized plates, I was surprised to see that this one had gotten past the censors: FK NXN ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/123 "2001-09-17T12:40:04Z")
I love the Emo Philips line - " I have a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk If You’re Rich’, and if somebody honks - I slam on the brakes!" ---
**Author:** ![naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naughty_wicked_zoot)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/124 "2001-09-17T17:58:39Z")
actually saw this one on a car: ``` "i'd rather be riding my dildo" ``` i used to have this one on my car: ``` "the Illuminati do not exist. Really. this message brought to you by the Illuminati" ``` ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/125 "2001-09-18T19:18:54Z")
I liked “My other car doesn’t have any bumper stickers” ---
**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/126 "2001-09-18T19:47:03Z")
Two that I almost got, and am now kicking myself for not doing so: “Get a taste of an alternative religion! Lick a witch!” And: “I belive in good men, dragons, and other fantasy creatures.” This one I saw in the South, amazingly enough: “Jesus paid for our sins, so let’s get our money’s worth!” [sub]As a side note, most of my .sig stuff comes from bumperstickers, or things that could be on one.[/sub] \_\_ \<\< If we weren’t meant to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat? \>\> ---
**Author:** ![sWitchazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sWitchazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sWitchazel)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/127 "2001-09-18T21:06:35Z")
WICKED COOL bumpah stickah I saw it just last night. ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/128 "2001-09-19T13:28:10Z")
In patriotic red, white, and blue: I GOT A GUN FOR MY WIFE —good trade! And one of my favorites: Picard & Ryker in '92! ---
**Author:** ![berdollos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@berdollos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/berdollos)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/129 "2001-09-19T13:36:52Z")
think. ---
**Author:** ![daere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@daere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/daere)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/130 "2001-09-20T04:42:39Z")
When I try to think of bumper stickers, all I can think of are .sigs & taglines! 😃 I would like to be a glow worm, a glow worm’s never glum. It’s hard to be down hearted when the sun shines out your bum. I haven’t been the same since that house fell on my sister. GuYz ArE LiKE SliNkiEs…ItS FuN To WaTcH ThEm FaLL DoWn StAiRS. (warped, but amusing) Reportedly a bumper sticker on an SCA lady’s car: Psychoamazon Warbitch from Hell – with an attitude And my all-time fave actual bumper sticker: Sorry I missed church, I was too busy studying witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. (Hey! I resemble that remark! ;)) daere ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/131 "2001-09-20T06:22:05Z")
How about a t-shirt our former neighbor had? "I have P.M.S. and a hand gun - any questions?! Ooh, I hope some of my friends don’t see this! Gotta admit it gave me a good snicker at the time! ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/132 "2001-09-20T08:08:19Z")
“And a classic that a girl from my church has- a Darwin creature being eaten by a fish! I hate those Darwin Critters!” did it say “survival of the fittest”? those make me wonder what the iq of said christan is. I mean…nevermind my favorite christan bumpersticker? "The Afterlife, Smoking of Non? on my car now “Proud to be an Orgasm Donor” on the front(these are plate frames) Stupid people suck, This means YOU! an old one that got broken, “my other ride is your mama” what can I say the last one did wonders for tailgaters. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/133 "2001-09-20T11:35:56Z")
One of my brother’s friends told me this and it cracked me up… he claims he made it up and I’ve never seen it before so I think I might believe him: Just because I’m from Vermont doesn’t mean you can ride my ass! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/134 "2001-09-20T12:53:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eightpot \* > \*\*Have one on mine, under the “Best4x4xfar” sticker, I thought the following was rather apt considering my Rangie was built before that certain German firm came in and Asset Striped - I mean, ran the Rover Group > > 100% BMW Free > > but have seen these on the back of other Land Rovers: > > “You are My Crumple Zone” > > “For the last time, its not a f\*\*king Jeep” \*\* I used to see a Land Rover every morning with this vanity plate: IGONEWAR Took me a while to figure out that’s four words. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/135 "2001-09-20T12:54:53Z")
My sister the radical lesbian has: My goddess gave birth to your god. Not a bumper sticker, but a sign I saw yesterday: What are we waiting for? Just sums it all up for me. ---
**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere_1)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/136 "2001-09-21T01:53:26Z")
If you can read this Thank a teacher ---
**Author:** ![broys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@broys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broys)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/137 "2001-09-21T02:14:48Z")
“I ain’t yo bitch so get off my ass” There are some real good bumper stickers at [http://www.mikeyshouse.com](http://www.mikeyshouse.com) ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/138 "2001-09-21T04:03:26Z")
- ``` jesus loves you ``` (everyone else thinks you’re an asshole) - beauty is in the eye of the beerholder ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/139 "2001-09-21T07:04:54Z")
The keys are on the front seat next to my Pit Bull ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/140 "2001-09-21T10:28:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > \*\*…I used to see a Land Rover every morning with this vanity plate: IGONEWAR > > Took me a while to figure out that’s four words. \*\* Iseethreewords. Idontgetit. Wouldyouexplainit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=8)