# Best bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975 "2001-08-19T03:16:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/141 "2001-09-21T19:42:57Z")
On a bumper sticker that looked like duct tape: “if you can’t duct it, f#ck it.” ---
**Author:** ![naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naughty_wicked_zoot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/142 "2001-09-21T20:24:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > > \*\*…I used to see a Land Rover every morning with this vanity plate: IGONEWAR > > > > Took me a while to figure out that’s four words. \*\* > > Iseethreewords. Idontgetit. Wouldyouexplainit? \*\* i think it’s “i go n-e-war”, or “i go anywhere”, which is actually still only 3 words, so maybe i don’t get it either… ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/143 "2001-09-21T20:46:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by naughty wicked zoot \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > > > \*\*…I used to see a Land Rover every morning with this vanity plate: IGONEWAR > > > > > > Took me a while to figure out that’s four words. \*\* > > > > Iseethreewords. Idontgetit. Wouldyouexplainit? \*\* > > i think it’s “i go n-e-war”, or “i go anywhere”, which is actually still only 3 words, so maybe i don’t get it either… \*\* For some reason my brain processed it as being four words. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/144 "2001-09-22T16:32:17Z")
My other car is a bike. ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/145 "2001-09-22T19:05:23Z")
Some old favorites and some new ones Buster Hyman (gynecologist) Bjiorn Talouse Darren Back Helen Highwater Malcolm Fralderworth Sharon Sharalike Angie O’Plasty Dee Compose Ann O’Rexic Randy Marathon Jaques Strap Manny Pause Bella DeBall Bertha DeBlues Clem Chowder Lance A. Boyle (dermatologist) May O’Nays Evelyn Tentions Hank E. Pancke Lana Dufree Homer DeBrave Collin Allcars Carrie A. Grudge Jerry Atrick Perry O’Dontal Hugh G. Rection Justin Case Liz Terene Freda Slaves Natalie Drest Jim Jivitis Mandy Torpedoes Gus Toe Ann T. Histamine Ollie Kaneet Al Bino O. Dom Itter Sal Manilla Sue De Bums Imogene Splicer Hank Erchief Otto Body Phyllis Steen Phil DeTank Anyone? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/146 "2001-09-22T19:06:38Z")
oops - meant to start a new thead… I’ll move it. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/147 "2001-09-22T19:50:21Z")
That’s k, don’t worry about it. ---
**Author:** ![Neil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/839c29/32.png) [@Neil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neil)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/148 "2001-09-22T21:14:47Z")
I saw one on a pickup’s rear bumper: “If you can read this, you’re in the right position!” At first, of course, I took this in a sexual way, but then I noticed the NASCAR logo on it. I wonder if the driver ever thought about it the other way- it was funnier like that. ---
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/149 "2001-09-23T04:22:19Z")
On the back of my truck: 1. The Jesus fish, but inside it says, “Lutefisk” 2. “Don’t hassle me, I’m local” I slapped it on to cover up the one that said, “You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically- abusive cold dead hand.” 3. One that I had made up to comment on some regional issues here in the mountain west, “I wish wolves ate Californians.” ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/150 "2001-09-25T19:00:23Z")
“My kid did nothing of any perticular importance” ---
**Author:** ![caircair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@caircair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caircair)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/151 "2001-09-25T22:20:41Z")
“Who says women aren’t natural leaders? You’re following one now!” And, Cyn, better be careful with “And your point is?” Because the answer is “Just beyond your grasp!” (Credit “Dilbert” for that one.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/152 "2001-09-25T22:38:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > > \*\*…I used to see a Land Rover every morning with this vanity plate: IGONEWAR > > > > Took me a while to figure out that’s four words. \*\* > > Iseethreewords. Idontgetit. Wouldyouexplainit? \*\* I go no where. Ought to be three words. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/153 "2001-09-26T18:00:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I go no where. Ought to be three words. \*\* It’s “I go any where” (n e), not “I go no where” ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/154 "2001-09-27T14:00:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PigBoy \* > \*\*Honk if you’re illiterate! \*\* That’s the best! love it. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975/155 "2001-09-27T14:44:27Z")
On the way top work this morning: **I Survived the Y2K Election and All I Got Was This Lousy President!** Also seen: \*\*Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder For the Aliens to Suck You Out of Your Car. It’s a Control-Freak Thing I Won’t Let You Understand. Darwin Loves You. Question Authority. Don’t Ask Why! Just Do It! Politicians and Diapers Needs to be Changed/ Often for the Same Reason.\*\* And several \*\*My Other Car is: a Bicycle a Broom an F-14 a Pair of Hiking Boots In Orbit\*\* (picture of the Space Shuttle) **a Piece of Shit Also in the BMW Repair Shop** (on a junky car) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-bumper-stickers/76975.md?page=7)