# Best CD Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 7, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186 "2003-01-07T21:24:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/21 "2003-01-08T18:25:12Z")

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**Babyland** - _You Suck Crap_

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**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/22 "2003-01-08T18:30:57Z")

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My Favorite Greatest Hits Titles:

Bryan Adams - _So Far, So Good_  
Jimmy Buffett - _Songs You Know By Heart_

Kudos also goes to Jimmy for _White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean_🙂

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/23 "2003-01-08T18:51:09Z")

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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine - _101 Damnations_

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**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/24 "2003-01-08T18:53:32Z")

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Oh, another good greatest hits title:  
Willie Nelson: _Willie Nelson’s Greatest Hits (And Some That Will Be)_

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/25 "2003-01-08T19:31:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Reeder \*\*\*“You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can’t Tuna Fish” By **REO Speedwagon** \*\*

Oh yes!!! that is a great one. ScorpioStem also reminded me of another good Dead Kennedy’s one:

_“Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables”_ - **Dead Kennedys**

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/26 "2003-01-08T19:48:53Z")

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_Def, Dumb, and Blonde_ - Debbie Harry  
_Electriclarryland_ - Butthole Surfers  
_Alapalooza_ - Weird Al Yankovic

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/27 "2003-01-08T20:00:36Z")

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**Urban Dance Squad** - _Mental Floss for the Globe_  
**Sugar** - _Beaster_

**And you will know us by the trail of the dead** - _Source Tags and Codes_  
(for the programmer in me 🆒 )

best compilation titles:  
**Dead Milkmen** - _Death Rides a Pale Cow_  
**Violent Femmes** - _Add it Up_  
**Psychedelic Furs** - _All of This and Nothing_  
**Sisters of Mercy** - _A Slight Case of Overbombing_

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/28 "2003-01-08T20:16:58Z")

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Goober Patrol: _The Unbearable Lightness of Being Drunk_  
Snuff: _Demmamussabebonk_  
The Vandals: _Live Fast, Diarrhea_  
Just about any NOFX album title.

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/29 "2003-01-08T21:26:48Z")

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- Weasels Ripped My Flesh \*\* by Frank Zappa
- Super Collosal Smash Hits of the Nineties\* by The Mavericks

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**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/30 "2003-01-08T21:59:38Z")

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Firewater: _Get Off the Cross . . . We Need the Wood for the Fire_

The album cover adds an especially nice touch–it’s Jesus with a cigarette and a bottle of what I believe is High Life.

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/31 "2003-01-08T22:14:57Z")

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“No Talking, Just Head”

by the Heads (being the members of the Talking Heads minus David Byrns)

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**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/32 "2003-01-08T22:15:56Z")

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311- _Music._. How blatantly appropriate

_Weird Food and Devastation_.

Best compilation- MMW- _Last Chance to Dance Trance_

Led Zeppelin- _I, II, III, and Untitled_. Quite original names for an album I must say.

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/33 "2003-01-09T04:04:51Z")

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Venetian Snares - _A Giant Alien Force More Violent & Sick Than Anything You Can Imagine_

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**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cd-titles/147186/34 "2003-01-09T05:34:44Z")

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_I Spent A Week There The Other Night_ by **Moe Tucker**  
_Negative Capability_ by **The Urinals**  
_Take Drugs to Make Music to Take Drugs to_ by **Spaceman 3**  
_Take the Guitar Player For A Ride_ by **Peter Laughner**  
_The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life_ by **Frank Zappa** (now playing)  
_Necroticism - Descanting the Insalubrious_ by **Carcass**

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> \*Originally posted by angelicate \*  
> The Electric Eels- _God Says Fuck You_

You made my day, **angelicate** 🙂

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