# Best Clean One-Liner Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 21, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596 "2001-11-21T15:40:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596/21 "2001-11-21T22:28:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by nineiron \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ianzin \* > > \*\* > > Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? > > A. A d’ya-think-esaurus. \*\* > > ☹ > Boy, do I feel dumb. I don’t get it at all.\*\* D’ya think [sub]h[/sub]e Sawr us? ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596/22 "2001-11-21T23:03:53Z")
Ah, I guess it’s in the way it’s said, then… Got it. ---
**Author:** ![Mole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mole)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596/23 "2001-11-21T23:36:04Z")
Why is six scared of seven? Because seven eight nine ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596/24 "2001-11-21T23:44:32Z")
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking throught Central Park? One was a salted. ---
**Author:** ![anyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19b73/32.png) [@anyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyi)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596/25 "2001-11-22T01:44:24Z")
Doesn’t a one-liner have just one line? A lot of these jokes, including the OP, have more than one line. Does anyone have a definition? Here’s a one-liner, literally: A severed foot is the perfect stocking-stuffer. – Mitch Hedberg ---
**Author:** ![Syehoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Syehoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syehoc)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596/26 "2001-11-22T02:04:38Z")
Since we’re breaking the one liner mold… Guy hears a knock on his door and answers it only to find a snail on his welcome mat. Out of frustration he throws it across the street into the dessert. Two years later he is once again interrupted by a knocking. He answers and it’s the snail, “You don’t know me, pal. What the hell was that all about?” ::waits for laughter:: Ehh, I like it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596/27 "2001-11-22T02:55:10Z")
Did you hear about the copycat terrorists who hijacked a blimp? They bounced off three buildings before they realized it wasn’t going to work. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596/28 "2001-11-22T03:14:20Z")
There was the Aggie who on December 7th, 1941 attacked Pearl Bailey… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-clean-one-liner-jokes/94596.md?page=1)