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Ah, I guess it’s in the way it’s said, then…
Got it.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking throught Central Park? One was a salted.
Doesn’t a one-liner have just one line? A lot of these jokes, including the OP, have more than one line. Does anyone have a definition?
Here’s a one-liner, literally:
A severed foot is the perfect stocking-stuffer.
– Mitch Hedberg
Since we’re breaking the one liner mold…
Guy hears a knock on his door and answers it only to find a snail on his welcome mat. Out of frustration he throws it across the street into the dessert. Two years later he is once again interrupted by a knocking. He answers and it’s the snail, “You don’t know me, pal. What the hell was that all about?”
::waits for laughter::
Ehh, I like it anyway.
Did you hear about the copycat terrorists who hijacked a blimp?
They bounced off three buildings before they realized it wasn’t going to work.
There was the Aggie who on December 7th, 1941 attacked Pearl Bailey…