# Best cocaine lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 17, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940 "2003-10-17T05:05:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/1 "2003-10-17T05:05:20Z")
“Some get a kick from cocaine. I’m sure that if I took even one sniff That would bore me terrific’ly too” - Cole Porter “She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie Cocaine” - J. J. Cale ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/2 "2003-10-17T05:45:40Z")
Early one mornin’ while making the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down Went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin’ .44 beneath my head - Johnny Cash (although I’ll admit to being a heretic and liking Hank Williams III’s version better) ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/3 "2003-10-17T06:17:39Z")
The ones made out of Ajax in that Cheech and Chong movie. ---
**Author:** ![greenphan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c37758/32.png) [@greenphan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greenphan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/4 "2003-10-17T06:30:27Z")
When the attorney spills the cocain vial in the car at the beginning of “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”: “Did you see what God just did to us, man?” ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/5 "2003-10-17T07:03:28Z")
“I knew it, you’re a fucking NARC!” ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/6 "2003-10-17T07:05:16Z")
When Gary Busey revealed in _Maxim_ how his bags o’ blow fell out of his windbreaker upon coming inside, only to have his dog roll around in the powder. He ended up sniffing it out of the carpet and his dog’s back. ---
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/7 "2003-10-17T07:10:55Z")
Woody Allen scattered many potentially great lines with his sneeze in _Annie Hall_. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/8 "2003-10-17T07:12:54Z")
“Driving that train, high on cocaine, Trouble ahead, trouble behind, And you know that notion just crossed my mind.” That’s what I get for growing up in Boulder… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/9 "2003-10-17T07:27:33Z")
At the end of one of Jackson Brown’s songs (I believe): “You have to take more of it or less of it.” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/10 "2003-10-17T11:44:55Z")
White Line Fever – Merle Haggard ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/11 "2003-10-17T11:47:51Z")
I’ve been smokin’ dope, snortin’ coke, tryin’ to write a song. Forgetin’ every thing I know 'till the next line comes along. – Lonesome LA Cowboy, New Riders of the Purple Sage (Panama Red Album) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/12 "2003-10-17T12:26:20Z")
Robin Williams: Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/13 "2003-10-17T12:35:00Z")
I got cocaine Runnin’ around my brain - Dillinger ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/14 "2003-10-17T12:59:45Z")
[Mia Wallace]_I said god DAMN!!!_[/M.W.] ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/15 "2003-10-17T13:11:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*I got cocaine > Runnin’ around my brain > > - Dillinger \*\* You stole mine! “A knife, a fork, a bottle, and a cork…” This maddness Is sweeter than cocaine takes control of my brain **Lords of Acid - Take Control** I smell your sweat on my skin Breakfast in Vegas on cocaine and gin **Praga Kahn - Breakfast in Vegas** Were the friends weighed for me the white fairy stretches her bow she shoots into the face of my worries and on the two halves breaks the father of all mirrors **Rammstein - Cocaine (translated)** ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/16 "2003-10-17T14:16:27Z")
We went insane when we took cocaine - The Tom Tom Club ---
**Author:** ![Caprese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Caprese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprese)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/17 "2003-10-17T14:30:39Z")
If you want to hang out you gotta take her out Cocaine. If you want to get down down on the ground Cocaine. She don’t lie She don’t lie She don’t lie Cocaine. J.J. Cale ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/18 "2003-10-17T14:38:15Z")
Ooh I thought of another one! Snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine We’re snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine I got this feeling I’m gonna drive that girl insane. **Snortin’ Whiskey - Pat Travers** ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/19 "2003-10-17T15:06:31Z")
Another Robin Williams line, delivered in the persona of a Peruvian indian chief: “Cocaine is our gift to the white man for what he did to us.” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/20 "2003-10-17T15:34:50Z")
Come, my baby Dressed in white Hey, baby Won’t you stay the night Cocaine All around my brain - _Cocaine Blues_ Luke Jordan (performed by Nick Drake) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940.md?page=2)