# Best cocaine lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 17, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940 "2003-10-17T05:05:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/21 "2003-10-17T16:02:19Z")
I don’t like cocaine at all, but I sure do like the way it smells. ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/22 "2003-10-17T16:18:53Z")
Those ones I did back in '98 were pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![krazy\_kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@krazy\_kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krazy_kat)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/23 "2003-10-17T16:40:09Z")
most of freud’s later works ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/24 "2003-10-17T16:58:29Z")
“Manny, look at the pelican fly – [come on, pelican](http://www.jgeoff.com/scarface/quotes.html) !” ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/25 "2003-10-17T17:03:53Z")
Ticket to ride, white line highway Tell all your friends, they can go my way Pay your toll, sell your soul Pound for pound costs more than gold The longer you stay, the more you pay My white lines go a long way Either up your nose or through your vein With nothin to gain except killin’ your brain -Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five ---
**Author:** ![jormundgondir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@jormundgondir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jormundgondir)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/26 "2003-10-17T18:07:04Z")
Take my advice from the advertsising world Treat me nice, says party girl Coke adds life where there isn’t any, so freeze It’s the pause that refreshes in the corridors of power When top men need a top up long before the happy hour [. . .] Koka Kola advertising and cocaine Strolling down the Broadway in the rain Neon light sign says it I read it in the paper - they’re crazy! Suit your life, maybe so In the White House - I know All Over Berlin (they’ve been doing it for years) And in Manhattan! -The Clash, Koka Kola Bales of cocaine, fallin’ from low-flyin’ planes I don’t know who done dropped ‘em, but I thank ‘em just the same Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like a foreign rain My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes –The Reverend Horton Heat, Bales of Cocaine ---
**Author:** ![ignatius\_reilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/db5fbb/32.png) [@ignatius\_reilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignatius_reilly)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/27 "2003-10-17T19:45:37Z")
“Say ‘ello to my little frin’.”–Tony Montana (delivered after having nose-dived into about half a bushel–does that count?) ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/28 "2003-10-17T19:52:43Z")
“I’ve seen the devil and the devil is coke / I’m not down with that ‘cause it ain’t a fuckin’ joke” ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/29 "2003-10-17T20:17:24Z")
Hmmmph! I tried snorting coke once. Pert near drowned!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/30 "2003-10-17T20:41:41Z")
_What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane? She lost her sparkle, you know she isn’t the same Living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is “Ain’t it a shame?”_ **Truckin’** - Grateful Dead _And she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon_ **Witchy Woman** - Eagles \*When the wind blows and the rain feels cold With a head full of snow With a head full of snow \* **Moonlight Mile** - Rolling Stones ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/31 "2003-10-17T20:49:49Z")
_Crystal world with winter flowers Turns my day to frozen hours Lying snowblind in the sun Will my ice age ever come?_ **Snowblind** - Black Sabbath ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/32 "2003-10-17T20:54:10Z")
“The division seems rather unfair,” I remarked. “You have done all the work in this business. I get a wife out of it, Jones gets the credit, pray what remains for you?” “For me,” said Sherlock Holmes, “there still remains the cocaine-bottle.” And he stretched his long white hand up for it. -Doyle, _The Sign of the Four_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/33 "2003-10-17T20:59:57Z")
\*A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine She said it was the best in all the land And I said: No no no no, I don’t sniff it no more I’m tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door\* **No No Song** - Hoyt Axton (performed by Ringo Starr) ---
**Author:** ![joshmaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a587f6/32.png) [@joshmaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joshmaker)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/34 "2003-10-17T21:06:22Z")
What does cocaine make you feel like? It makes you feel like having some more cocaine. - George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/35 "2003-10-17T21:10:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Cocaine? We started that. You’re welcome! What a great drug that was. Yeah, I’d like to do some cocaine. I’d like to do a drug that makes my penis small, makes my nose bleed, makes my heart explode, and sucks all my money out of the bank. Is that possible please!? _–Dennis Leary_ ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/36 "2003-10-17T21:34:35Z")
“Smoked a 'caine filled Kool with my man Russ Rush saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke mirror my girl asked me for some but I pretended not to hear her” **Car Thief** - Beasite Boys ---
**Author:** ![Anion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@Anion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anion)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/37 "2003-10-17T21:48:00Z")
Now I’m locked inside a stall at the cantina Eating the bananas and the cocaine off the mirror Looking for a ticket to take me away from here Bananas & Blow (oh - oh), Bananas & Blow Stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas & Blow _Bananas and Blow_ -Ween ---
**Author:** ![Silvio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Silvio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silvio)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/38 "2003-10-17T21:52:17Z")
song- “She came in through the bathroom window/protected by her silver spoon/but now she sucks her thumb and wonders/by the banks of her own lagoon” The Beatles comic- “Cocaine intensifies your personality…but what if you’re an asshole?” Bill Cosby. movie- “That pink shit has fish scales in it” Boogie Nights. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/39 "2003-10-17T22:36:03Z")
Cocaine habit’s mighty bad It’s the worst ol’ habit that I ever had. Hey, hey, honey take a whiff on me. If you don’t think cocaine is good Ask Alma Rose at Minglewood. Hey, hey, honey take a whiff on me I love my whiskey and I love my gin But the way I love my coke it’s a goddamn sin. Hey, hey, honey take a whiff on me. from “Cocaine Habit Blues,” recorded by the Memphis Jug Band, 1930. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cocaine-lines/207940/40 "2003-10-17T22:36:34Z")
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