# Best Cult Movie One Liners... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 22, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344 "2003-04-22T16:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/61 "2003-04-23T12:51:57Z")
**69, dudes!** ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/62 "2003-04-23T12:59:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Cisco \* > \*\* > “Just some dude”_\* _Halloween II_? I use this (Adapted) Lock Stock quote a lot with people who try to avoid buying their round in the pub by saying “i can’t! i’ve only got X Pounds…” "Jesus Christ! You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you’re haggling over one round? What’re you doing when you’re not buying beer? Finance revolutions? ---
**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/63 "2003-04-23T13:34:21Z")
**Heavy Metal** **Hanover Fiste:** He’s nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging’s too good for him. Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/64 "2003-04-23T13:55:42Z")
“Have fun stormin’ the castle!” I usually say this when I see co-workers heading in to talk to the boss about something. “It’s not my fault!” “All too easy.” “I’ll buy that fer a dollar.” “Clark, that there’s an RV.” “Did I break wind?” “I’m you’re huckleberry.” (“You’re so drunk, I’ll bet you’re seein’ double!”) “I’ve got two guns, one for each of yah.” “That’ll do, donkey, that’ll do.” If we were to delve into the TV side of things I could add a few more: “Excellent!” “I don’t know” (said in Homer Simpson’s ‘bewildered’ voice) “Pinky, you have the recall of a lima bean.” “Pinky, if I could reach you, I would hurt you.” “Anger me, Pinky!” ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/65 "2003-04-23T14:24:16Z")
“Tell someone you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something from a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone’s a theology scholar.” “There’s nothing worse than watching a f’in’ fat man weep.” “Does that mean Bethany’s part-black?” “Our Lord didn’t come to give people the willies. He was a booster!” ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/66 "2003-04-23T14:37:33Z")
Manolo don’t forget the _Yeyo_! \*Shut the fuck up Donny ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/67 "2003-04-23T15:00:56Z")
Any and all permutations of ‘It’s a bug hunt, man, a bug hunt! Game over man, game over!!!’ is a handy little phrase in many an every day situation, I find…use it early, use it often. ‘The high council may well sentence you to TORCHA!’ I recently saw ‘Help’ for the first time in about 10 years, and I was surprised (and amused) to discover how many of my current ‘catchphrases’ came from my repeated viewing of the film in days of yore – ‘Of course! Why didn’t you think of that, ya twit!’ Help and A Hard Day’s Night are a rich source of terrific lines… ---
**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/68 "2003-04-23T15:13:12Z")
“What was it that Lenin said?” “I am the Walrus?” ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/69 "2003-04-23T15:16:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by garius \* > \*\*_Halloween II_? > \*\* Nope. Good guess though. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/70 "2003-04-23T15:25:19Z")
Dozens of them in Withnail and I (probably a bit misquoted here), including: “Hair are your aerials - they pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into your brain. This is the reason bald men are so uptight.” “I demand to have some booze!” “Monty you terrible c\*nt!” “Don’t threaten me with a dead fish!” “A pair of pints and a pair of quadruple whiskeys.” “We want cake, and the finest wines known to man. We want them here, and we want them now.” “We’re going to install a f\*cking jukebox and liven you stiffs up a bit.” “I’ve only had a few ales.” “You have done something to your brain. You have made it high.” “Presumin’ Ed’s sister got a doll for Christmas wot pisses itself, and you have to change its drawers for it. ‘Orrible really, but they like that, the little girls. So Presumin’ Ed’s made one wot shits itself too.” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/71 "2003-04-23T15:33:08Z")
I have just two words for you: Shut. The Fuck. Up. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/72 "2003-04-23T17:43:46Z")
_I blame society_ - Repo Man (Speaking about cigarettes) _If I had the money… I’d smoke **two** of these a day_ - Soylent Green In case you have lived in a cave for the last 30 years… _Soylent green is people!_ - Soylent Green ---
**Author:** ![Curate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Curate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/73 "2003-04-23T18:00:16Z")
“There are monkeyboys in the compound!” “What’s in the big pink box?” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/74 "2003-04-23T19:14:50Z")
“Son of a b\*tch must pay!” “We really shook the pillars of heaven, huh Wang?” I’m amazed no one else has done this one.“Mongo but pawn in game of life!” George Clooney’s whole “Vampires” speech. I’m sure there’s one or two in CHUD, but I can’t think of them. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/75 "2003-04-23T19:19:09Z")
Not a cult movie but as bad as a cult movie minus the campiness: “Give me the ROD!” (ued in chatrooms when threatened with thwapping) ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/76 "2003-04-23T19:35:07Z")
“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.” _They Live_ “Never let it be said I didn’t do the least I could do.” _M_A_S_H\* ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/77 "2003-04-23T20:36:12Z")
“It could be worse, it could be raining” “Fix the cigarette lighter” “The women…how much for the women?” And for **cisco** : “Bring on the bitches” “Get naked or shut up” Just a tease so as not be a spoiler…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/78 "2003-04-23T20:48:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Short Guy \* > “Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ!” [nitpick] I’m pretty sure that’s “Jesus **H.** Tap-Dancing Christ!” [/nitpick] And while we’re on the subject, “Have you seen the light?!” and “The BAND!” are two of my favorite moment-of-revelation comments, depending upon which side of the revelation I’m on. ---
**Author:** ![Ben\_Hicks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Ben\_Hicks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben_Hicks)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/79 "2003-04-23T22:48:47Z")
_Clerks:_ “Be careful not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!!” - _Dante, after being made aware of his girlfriends “oral excesses” with previous boyfriends._ ---
**Author:** ![Auntie\_Social](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d2c977/32.png) [@Auntie\_Social](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntie_Social)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/80 "2003-04-24T00:07:38Z")
“I’d buy that for a dollar!” - The catchphrase from the teevee show in _Robocop_ _Pee Wee’s Big Adventure_ has some good ones: “You don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a rebel, a loner…” “James Bond kinda stuff.” “Action PACKED, Pee Wee!” (the universal response to the leaving-the-theater question, “How did you like the movie?”) And I’ll second _Repo Man_: “Let’s go do crimes!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344.md?page=5)