# Best Cult Movie One Liners... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 22, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344 "2003-04-22T16:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/81 "2003-04-24T00:17:13Z")
**Duke of Rat** you ROCK :D. ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/82 "2003-04-24T00:33:34Z")
“Walk without rhythm.” Because my brother heard that and immediately said “Bitch, I can’t!” It loses so much in the typing, but it was damn funny. I also like “Sit on it and twirl!” from **The Crow** , said with middle finger raised high. ---
**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/83 "2003-04-24T01:50:08Z")
_Fletch_: “Dr., uh, Rosen-Rosen.” “There is filth and muck all over there!” “What, do you need a refresher course?! It’s all ball bearings these days!” (and many more) _Caddyshack_: “Looks good on you though!” “MMMMMissss. MMMMiss it!” “Biiiiiillyy, Billllyy, Billy, Billy, Billy” ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/84 "2003-04-24T02:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manduck \* > \*\* > _The Big Lebowski:_ > > They finally did it. They killed my car. > > [spit take] Uh, let me explain something about The Dude … > > You can imagine what happens next. > He fixes their cable? > Don’t be fatuous, Mr Lebowski. > > I’m a brother shamus! > You mean, like, an Irish monk? \*\* what about “I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.” I’m just dreaming of the day Tara Reid walks up to me and tells me that. _Snath_ “Hes the getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from?” “You can fit a jumbo fuckin jet in there.” ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/85 "2003-04-24T02:08:08Z")
my bad, its supposed to be _Snatch_ ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/86 "2003-04-24T02:28:47Z")
“Check out the big brains on Brett!” “Care for some gopher?” ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/87 "2003-04-24T02:38:07Z")
> [@](#): > > _Cisco said:_ > **"Just some dude" -Anyone who knows where that’s from is my new favorite poster** Could you mean “Just some guy” from _Brain Candy_? “It’s made of monkey cum you know! They put these monkeys in a room and show them lots of sick animal pornography like two dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig. Then they make them jerk off till they cum and they use it to make the drug!!” “This urine is great!” > [@](#): > > _originally posted by Nagleator_ > **Nobody uses Repo Man?** I like to say “John Wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.” But no one ever thinks it’s funny. Also: “Yes, have some.” “Darkness warshed over the Dude. Blacker than a steer cow’s tuckus on a moonless prairie night. There was nooooo bottom.” ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/88 "2003-04-24T02:51:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by teemingONE \* > \*\*“I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.” > \*\* “I’m just going to find a bank machine …” **Running Man:** Some guy: We have to jam the network! Arnold: Jam it up your ass! [needs the accent for maximum effect] ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/89 "2003-04-24T02:53:55Z")
Speaking of Arnold, there’s a line in **Total Recall** where he says “Let the people have air!”, but in his accent the word “air” just comes out as a mess of vowels, so it’s: Let the people have aeiou! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/90 "2003-04-24T04:10:23Z")
From _Clerks_ “I’m the firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class especially since I rule” “Come leaves streaks if you don’t clean it properly” From _The Last Seduction_ “You’re my designated fuck.” From _Office Space_ “I used to watch the squirrels - they were in love” ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/91 "2003-04-24T04:32:25Z")
Wow, there are several that I use in everyday life: “I was cured all right.” (_A Clockwork Orange_) After a glass of beer or moloko plus “Could be worse. Could be raining.” (_Young Frankenstein_) Anytime someone else is complaining “Who’d believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!” (_Re-Animator_) To an annoying person “It’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.” (_Tank Girl_) On leaving a place ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/92 "2003-04-24T04:57:48Z")
“A true warrior would have asked about the little red button.” Paraphrased from _5th Element_, and used whenever an obvious solution (or problem) has been missed. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/93 "2003-04-24T05:04:46Z")
“My love for you is like a truck. Berzeeerker! Would you like to make some fuck? Berzeeerker!” “Oh yeah, she blacker than a motherfucker too.” “First: I grab a dog! Then I choke 'im! Then: BANG BANG BANG up his ass!! All day long my foot up a dog’s ass! That’s my puh-leasha!” “You better put some water on that damn shit!” “He think he the Mack.” “Macaroni!” ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/94 "2003-04-24T05:30:57Z")
“Put the bunny **back** in the box” from \*\* Con Air \*\* I actually used this in conversation at work today. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/95 "2003-04-24T05:50:31Z")
**Bull Durham** (yeah, I know, not really cult) “This is hopeless. Utterly fucking hopeless.” **MST3K:The Movie** “Well I won’t do _that_ again!” “Maverick!” “That’s what happens when you leave a potato in the microwave!” **Office Space** “PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?” ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/96 "2003-04-24T06:00:02Z")
From **Showgirls:** “It must be weird not having people come on you” ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/97 "2003-04-24T06:09:58Z")
OK, we have had over a dozen Army of Darkness quotes and no one has mentioned my favorite: “Gimme some sugar baby.” Or from Blazing Saddles: “It’s twooo! It’s twooo!” No one has mentioned any great HAL quotes: “I honestly think you ought to calm down; take a stress pill and think things over.” “It can only be attributed to human error.” “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” “I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.” “I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.” and of course: “Bathe her and bring her to me.” ---
**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/98 "2003-04-24T07:12:18Z")
Dunno if they’re cult classics, but here’s a few I use pretty often: “Nothing? Nothing?! Tra-la-la?!” -_Labirynth_ “Go Wolvie-berserk and take 'em out X-Men style!” -_Mallrats_ (must be done with accompanying hand motions) “Bunch of savages in this town.” -_Clerks_ “Is that goin’ on right now?” -_Desperado_ “So, 1200 men go into the water, 316 come out, sharks took the rest, July the 25th, 1945.” -_Jaws_ (used whenever anyone concludes a long, slightly-disturbing remeniscense) Also, the immortal “man goes into cage” speech. “To make a long story short-” “Too late!” -_Clue_ “Here’s where Cameron goes completely berserk.” & “You’re so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up your ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.” & “One, you can never go too far, and two, if I’m gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.” -_Ferris Bueller’s Day Off_ “She doesn’t talk, sir.” -_The Breakfast Club_ “I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed.” -_Twelve Monkeys_ “Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off.” & "What do you think I want, you mean old bastard, I want a fucking (whatever; originally ‘room’) -_From Dusk 'Til Dawn_ ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/99 "2003-04-24T12:52:34Z")
“…Is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me…?” “…Make my Millennium…” ---
**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344/100 "2003-04-24T13:34:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flight \* > \*\*No one has mentioned any great HAL quotes: > \*\* My mind is going, Dave…I can feel it going. Not that 2001 can really be considered a cult movie, but it does have that sort of feel to it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-cult-movie-one-liners/170344.md?page=6)